seperis | bah

I'm very, very bored. Suggestions for entertainment?

Me tooooooo!!! Come online and entertain me!

*g* I've been computer-cleaning all day, so no chat programs until Im' done. Which, please God, will be soon.

I really hope so because I'm kind of freaking out over here.

Mmmm. Lost. Mmmmm. Sawyer. Mmmmmm. Jack!

*points to icon helpfully!*

*cries from under pillows*

Sand art? (http://lovethosekids.com/playgrnd/sandart.htm)

That's cool!

That's a very cool link!!

Ooh. Now that is interesting! Thank you!

Cake is good.

Yes, cake *would* be good.

*eyes kitchen warily* Perhaps one might say, tasty, too. I wonder if thre's enough sugar....

I KNOW. I KNOW! Go see Batman! I am going today and everyone's all OMG IT IS FANTASTIC. *bounces about* Screw Jack and Sawyer....for now.

That would require changing out of my jammies, no?

NINJAS!!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

*dies laughing*

You could:
-- plant something -- seeds from fruit in your fridge, if you don't have anything else to plant
-- gather a bouquet of wildflowers
-- make a quilt from old, outworn clothing
-- clean something (because if you're bored, you might as well be productive, at least!)
-- rearrange your furniture
-- groom your pets
-- make a paperclip chain long enough to wrap around your house
-- write some lexcentric fic

If I get a vote, I'm for Option 8...

;o)

I'm leaning toward the last like whoa. I can write happyfic. I *can*. I have seen it done before. So therefore, it's there. Something with puppies and long walks on the beach and edible underwear. Hmm.

As long as it's not edible puppies and long underwear on the beach...

you don't know me, but you could write me a pwp? NC-17 slash I'll take pretty much any pairing.

If you watched Highlander and manage a Duncan/Methos with snark, sprawling, sarcasm and beer I'll... worship you? How's that sound?

*grins* I haven't watched nearly enough Highlander, which these days, considering the fandom, I deeply regret. It's so--*pretty*. Man.

It's so--*pretty*. Man.

Yes, yes it is. You just have to appreciate the prettiness and especially the prettiness that is the Old As Dirt - Ancient One. aka Methos.

*sighs* the good old days. *frowns* I miss the sprawl... damnit now I want to watch Highlander and they don't even do reruns over here anymore *sulks*

Bake cookies!

...would that require getting up?

yes, but then you'd have cookies.

Is there some reason you're not writing porn?

-Confused in California

Evil people are holding my porn capabilities captive? It's all very traumatizing, they want ransom, I need my smelling salts to even *talk* about it.

Write Laura/Lee BSG fic. :)

*eyes you* I *tried*. It did not go well. At all.

Ah, well. Thanks for trying! :)

Oh my god, I think I'm writing something.

YAY! YAY! YOU CAN DO IT!

JENN, I THINK I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK! WHAT AM I *DOING*?

You could go torture President Lex, I think that would be lovely! You could do it in a loving and compassionate way, of course.

*ponders putting thistles into President Lex's sheets AS A REMINDER! ahahahahah!*

*G*

Powdered Poison Ivy leaves sprinkled liberally on the Presidential sheets and underwear.

I'm going to a bar. Wow, I'm an A-Dolt. Yes, I meant to write it like that.

My next section of Sexy Slytherin will have porn, if I feel jazzed enough to write it tomorrow.

Did I mention my suggestion list? I e-mailed you hours of entertaiment, I swear!

Mmm... Clex intern sex.

But I just had to share this one, having played with the sand art for a while:

Kaleidoscope painter (http://www.permadi.com/java/spaint/spaint.html)

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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
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I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
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Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
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Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
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Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
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-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
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-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
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