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Sunday, June 5th, 2005 04:01 pm
horror beyond sweat
Sadly, our power over major appliances has been broken, doubtless by an evil wizard who wants me to suffer for my art. If only I had art to suffer for.
There is no air conditioning.
It's ninety degrees inside, with all windows open, in the shade. Looking at the bright light outside is causing heatstroke. I am sticking to my chair. And not in a good, healthy, internet-addicted way. I mean, in a I am sweating out fluid in copious amounts way. It is not attractive. My hair is doing things defiant of the laws of physics. There could be scientists here to study the phenomenon of how a single hair can become six times its own size in a fluff to rival the afro. A chignon is not helping matters.
I am, in short, a miserable ball of jenn. This is not of the good.
I need to be distracted. Any colossal squid stories? New Clex porn involving freezing temperatures? Cookies? Please?
There is no air conditioning.
It's ninety degrees inside, with all windows open, in the shade. Looking at the bright light outside is causing heatstroke. I am sticking to my chair. And not in a good, healthy, internet-addicted way. I mean, in a I am sweating out fluid in copious amounts way. It is not attractive. My hair is doing things defiant of the laws of physics. There could be scientists here to study the phenomenon of how a single hair can become six times its own size in a fluff to rival the afro. A chignon is not helping matters.
I am, in short, a miserable ball of jenn. This is not of the good.
I need to be distracted. Any colossal squid stories? New Clex porn involving freezing temperatures? Cookies? Please?
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From:Oh look. I think my fingernails are melting.
*watches in apathetic interest*
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From:Anyway, there's definite HoYay of the boy/boy kind on the horizon because Cedric is definitely looking to be very slashable indeed. Not sure if this makes you feel any better but I'm bored and you asked for Stuff of Happiness and I'm fresh out of cookies.
So, I figured slash would be the next best thing if you're still stalking the HP fandom.
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From:That *is* happiness. *purrs*
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From:*goes off to work on comments she promised eons ago*
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From:*hugs*
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From:Good luck!
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From:*bounces*
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From:Though really, I'd repine less if it wasn't so damned *hot*. The sound the AC made while dying was like something off a mating elephants special on the Discovery Channel, which had me giggling for hours.
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New Pru?
From:Hardly CLexy porn, but there's a Xmas scene in it, if that helps.
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From:*icon love*
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From:http://www.livejournal.com/users/tigress35/356281.html
And if you get super desperate, I wrote a 'heat wave' little drabble series a couple years ago. Um. This will help in the sense that you'll feel solidarity with the whole "OMG HOT" thing:
http://medicationforsleepdeprivation.popullus.net/reveal.htm
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From:http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=84590-48713-HWF05XC5&lpage=none
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From:It's an experiment. Hope it distracts for a moment or two.
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