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Well, I met the dress that broke me.

Due to the fact that one of my two pairs of nice work jeans got a hole in the knee, I was forced prematurely back into dresses again, not a pretty sight, since I'd sort of--you know, repressed them.

This dress, though.

I mean, let's say you were looking for something in conservative Christian BDSM wear. This is it. It *looks* okay, high neck, long skirt, sleeveless, fitted, but with a cute little cardigan with it. Innocent spring-i-ness. But your posture slips, that sucker has, apparently, razor-edged armholes, cause trust me, if I didn't keep my back straight and shoulders back, I *felt* it. It was perfect as long as it looked like I'd stuck a broomstick up my ass. I now have bruised places right at the front of my underarms. This? Not pretty.

Hmm. Yeah. See, the problem is, my vanity took over before I could really consider that, wow, an entire day unable to get my feet very far apart and standing like a boot camp subject wouldn't be as fun as--ooh, my ass looks smaller in this! And the skirt is so cute!

You see why I ended up wearing it anyway.

I'm trying to drive out the demons of Lex mpreg that

svmadelyn and

thecaelum planted. Post rift. Kind of like a PSA of why you don't have torrid affairs with your nemeises. Cause whoo-boy, who sees that coming?

Yep. I'm feeling the insomnia.

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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
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*hides from Lex, gets revenge for all the times he's caused writer's block*

I hate when cute clothes are evil inside. That's so wrong, in so many ways. Like evil shoes? Wrong. In so many ways.

*nod* Yet so pretty you cannot resist.

It is an evil age we live in.

Ouch. *winces* That's why I only have pant suits. And there are just no words for post-rift, mpreg triplets. Just none.

come on, you can totally see this, can't you?

Lex: I'm going out, Clark. To conquer *Asia*.

Clark: *pets him* It's the hormones talking. Do you want some milk?

Lex: I am so going to shove a meteor up your ass.

Clark: *moony-eyed* Someone needs to take a nap.

Hours of entertainment.

Well, okay, that is entertaining. I can also see the comedic value of Lex waddling around with a belly the size of Epcot Center. Plus, Clark's pretty heavy, being denser than us Earth folk. So his triplets would be heavy enough that Lex would probably need some kind of levitation device to hold him up like the Harkkanon guy in Dune.

an entire day unable to get my feet very far apart and standing like a boot camp subject wouldn't be as fun as--ooh, my ass looks smaller in this! And the skirt is so cute!

Hey, it's all about priorities. And yours sound exactly right. *g*

*grins* No pain, no ooh, cute! in teh mirror.

wow, an entire day unable to get my feet very far apart and standing like a boot camp subject wouldn't be as fun as--ooh, my ass looks smaller in this! And the skirt is so cute!
LOL, I can understand that. I like Madelyn and Caelum's idea.
*blinks innocently*

YES! SO COOL! AND WRONG!

*bounces on toes*

Ha! I do that aaaall the time. Clothing that oooh! I look good in! That is in fact as uncomfortable as hell, which I always seem to conveniently forget *rolls eyes*

I feel your pain ^_^

*commiserates*

Hee. They be pushing me too after my latest ficlet.

You write tentacle porn one time and you pay for it forever!

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