seperis | so unexpected thing is unexpected

Went to ultrasound; doctor states I have gallstones?

God, that word just lacks style so much. The question mark is more a product of my lack of ability to put this in context or like, you know, wtf? I am going to be consulting with a surgeon, or so my doctor reports. I feel this entire thing is a product of the fact that this morning I was texting

svmadelyn about how pretty the hospital is. And it is! Glass and steel and a garden and all modern and comforting and now, you know, surgery.

Okay, yes, of course I googled, but you know, people who have had this or done this or whatever, give me an idea of what level of panic I need to be graduating to? I am more at the stage of "what the hell".

*sighs and hits google* I reserve the right to be really weird about this for a while.

ETA: I am breaking my soda only on weekends rule. Wikipedia is so very--informative. I've named my gallbladder Horace. If something has this many issues, it gets a name that is easier to use for hating it purposes.

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Just friended you and now my first post is going to be all about innards. Oh yay!

My assvice: Get it out. If you keep it for long enough, it will stop giving you massive pain when you eat the wrong thing and start giving you massive crippling pain at random times for no reason. Which is great when you're like, driving. Or in public. Or in a trial. Or basically, anywhere that it would be really inconvenient to be suddenly completely nonfunctional and also barfing. These attacks? Can literally LAST FOR WEEKS.

Belly hurt afterwards, I didn't like sitting up and my shoulder ached for 18 hours after the surgery, which is a common side effect of anything laparoscopic. But yeah. Other than being achy and tired, I felt better very fast. Digestive-wise, I haven't had any major problems with digestion, unless I eat a super-duper large and fatty meal, in which case I can expect that my stomach will exact it's revenge about 30 minutes later. So I try not to do that -- at least in public, or very often.

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