*mantra thoughts*

I'm practicing my calm breathing mantra. It goes something like this.

"Clark is not this stupid. Clark is locked in the cellar, has been since the first ep, and this is his evil twin. His much stupider, evil twin."

It helps.

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[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

And yet, not evil enough to just toss Lex down on a bail of hay and FUCK him already, c'mon Clark, can't you see he's practically begging you??

*ahem*

So, at which point do you think Clark was at his stupidest?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

That's where the OMGTHESTUPID comes in. Because it's--

*foams at the mouth*

I think I lost my ability to adequately express myself after Clark's PDA at the end. I have a Christmas Wish. It is 100 Ways to Kill Clark. With a spoon.

A very. dull. spoon.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

*hums* "Sex is natural, sex is good, not everybody does it, but Clark fucking needs to so he can stop freaking out at the thought of Lex getting some..."

Wait, that's not how the song goes. Dammit.

[vylit.livejournal.com]

I can forgive the fact that Clark had to ask Lex if it was true.

I can overlook Clark lecturing on how to treat people.

I can ignore Clark's comments on how Lionel is more trustworthy.

I am, however, pissed at him for hearing Lex admit to suicidal thoughts and not saying a damn word.

No, "you're a good man" or "everyone makes mistakes." Not one word about how Clark still cares for Lex or just a show of concern.

Grr.

[jadedsilver.livejournal.com]

*practices mantra too*

[niqaeli]

I haven't watched Smallville in a long time. But I heard a promo on the radio for tonight's Smallville.

I had to reign in homicidal thoughts towards Clark when I heard it.

I did not watch tonight's Smallville. I like my blood pressure within acceptable ranges.

Suffice to say, the *promo* fill me with rage along the lines of: WHAT CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING CLARK, STABSTABSTAB. FRIENDSHIP? *WHAT* FRIENDSHIP?! THAT REQUIRES TWO PEOPLE GIVING A SHIT AND YOU CLEARLY DON'T, STABSTABSTAB.

Hi, I'm going to go over to my corner where I pretend M. Night Shymalan made Smallville and it makes as much sense and works as well as Unbreakable did, now.

[niqaeli]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/astolat/74695.html <-- Although that makes me feeling vaguely better.

But, um, yeah, I feel justified in staying away from Smallville until it's *over* and I can pick and choose my way through the minefield of paaaaaiiiiiiiin.

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

meanwhile, I'm just taking this ep as canonical proof that you can even sleep with someone repeatedly, and then not recognise them because they're wearing glasses, a different hairstyle, and a drab suit.

well, that and sex is fine. not calling the next day can get you killed.

[biichan.livejournal.com]

Dude. What if Clark gets his disguise idea from that Shannon chick?

[biichan.livejournal.com]

How do you prove that you are evil in AlMilesland?

By sleeping with people and forgetting their names. It is a source of great darkness and upsets the Force. (And shame on Lex for his impurity.)

Really, I have to wonder why Lex BOTHERS to sleep with his thirteen women. He should have learnt his lesson that women who will sleep with him are undoubtably homocidal.

[latxcvi.livejournal.com]

By sleeping with people and forgetting their names. It is a source of great darkness and upsets the Force. (And shame on Lex for his impurity.)

You know what absolutely frosts my ass about the whole "forgetting their names" line?

HE COULDN'T HAVE SENT THEM THE GODDAMNED DIAMOND EARRINGS THAT WERE APPARENTLY SUCH A HURTFUL AND THOUGHTLESS KISS OFF IF HE DIDN'T KNOW THEIR FUCKING NAMES.

So, you know, which is it, AlMiles & Co.? He's Evil because he doesn't remember their names or he's Evil because he only sent them diamond earrings?

'Cause it can't be both, you ignorant jackasses since he couldn't do the *latter* if the *former* were true.

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

Good luck with that.

[norah.livejournal.com]

Recced (http://www.livejournal.com/users/makesmewannadie/102401.html), BTW.