every so often, i get confused

Okay, polling. We could be wrong.

Rant on FFR About Concrit Sent to a Twelve Year Old

svmadelyn: the girl. that was given the concrit.
svmadelyn: the original author.
seperis: Yes, she's twelve?
svmadelyn: yes. she's *fake*.
seperis: *intrigued*

*****

svmadelyn: *nods* I'm just saying - that is not a 12 year old.
svmadelyn: I can feel it.
svmadelyn: *eyes narrow*
seperis: Hmm.
seperis: Just a second
seperis: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1484078/A_Disappointment_to_Everyone
svmadelyn: yes, I am looking there now.
svmadelyn: she is *not 12.*
svmadelyn: i'd bet money that "it was a psych experiment!" chick did *everything.*
seperis: I'm reading for style.
svmadelyn: hmm. it is 43 chapters though
svmadelyn: that is *serious dedication*
svmadelyn: if that is so
seperis: Well.
seperis: They are about five hundred words each.

I have been wrong before and doubtless will be again. But for the record; for a twelve year old, that's some schizophrenic sentence structure and comma use. The kind that comes when you're trying to write badly and keep forgetting and doing it correctly every once in a while. I'm also vaguely unhappy with the spelling mistakes.

Fandom Wank Entry

Hmm.

ETA: And I think this is two different people. Schizophrenic style changes as well. Yes, fine. This is weirdly fun. Also, JF is down and I'm sulking.

seriously, I need decent subject lines here

Part A

maiyri deleted her livejournal.

I, for one, am completely and utterly shocked. Shocked, I say.

Context.

You know. I can't help but feel the entire thing is related to ff.net's new and improved ficsquad. Sadly, I am just not interested enough to follow it much further. Sad.

Part B

Dear svmadelyn,

You have totally given me your cold/flu/deathsickness. God I hate you. No, I do not want to discuss the colors. My throat hurts. There is tissue necessities. I feel vaguely nauseated. Yes, I understand that normally you cannot catch illness from someone online. This is not normally. This is you willing me to illness. I can feel it.

Part C

Whilst reading Dean Koontz, my mother suddenly yelled Oh John Ringo, No!. I have done my duty to the universe. She is also chatspeaking on GuildWars and I no longer have any idea wtf her convos are saying. They do not have vowels.

Also, for those reading this who play; can you direct me to a forum/guild/place/area where she can get people over age fifteen? I'm getting nervous at the number of exclamation marks she's using and a week ago, she started muttering about locking people up below the age of eighteen. This is making me nervous.

it's funny because it's true

gigglesnort

Found here from a link on stupid_free.

There is a very real part of me that thinks Rule 34 in fandom works in that asking if it exists == it exists somewhere already. And is part of a crossover.