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There is a very real part of me that thinks Rule 34 in fandom works in that asking if it exists == it exists somewhere already. And is part of a crossover.

Oh god Jenn, you broke me.

After last week's SPN, I find it weirdly logical.

*sad for my bent perceptions*

LOL

*happy sigh*

HA! And I feel like that about a number of slash pairings I run across. Gragomel/Papa Smurf anyone?

*feels it spontaneously will itself into existence*

edited at: Date: 2008-05-02 04:59 am (UTC)

I felt the fannish force move, too.

It was a little like a universal heave wasn't it?

Umm, that actually exists. I found it. By accident! But, yeah, traumatized.

Yeah but is it a Gummy Bears crossover?

Now that just would have been wrong!

*grins* And Rule 34 is proved.

Perhaps as fanishness dies off in a large fandom the excess creates these horrors? Somehow I can't help but liken them to the Oh God! of Hangovers.

*enchanted* Fandom hangover. That's brilliant.

Ouch.
... Why?
Sometimes you just have to pretend it never happened and delete all history. LMAO.

asking if it exists == it exists somewhere already
And I wouldn't be surprised.

I still remember the day I mentioned Alf and fanfic in the same sentence.

I swear the fic materialized out of thin air.

Carebears man. The charm thing on their belly is apparently an erogenous zone.

Why. Why Why Why.

Just. Let Grumpy stay grumpy. He doesn't need to be cheered up. Really.

*winces* Poor Grumpy.

What got me about that story (unless there's more than one? Ok, that'd be scarier) was the detail about Carebear-specific come. Hearts and stars and... *shudder* ~~Does it look like confetti when it dries?~~

See. I just figured that it was holographic, like the carebear stare? Which really puts the Carebear stare in a whole new light, doesn't it?

Hahahahahaa! :)

This is so much funnier to me because Jamie and Adam appeared OUT OF NOWHERE on tonight's CSI. And then I get online after a brain-breaking cram session and find... this.

And now this is me, laughing hysterically. On that note, I can go to bed.

Ha! That is hilarious and oh so true. I ran across 'Finding Nemo' slash fic once. It involved Nemo's dad and that cool fish that Nemo hung out with in the tank. I just...

Fanfic: Yes, it will fuck your mind to pieces. And then write a story about it.

I once came across Nemo/That Cool Fish.

Underaged. Fish. Sex.

Thanks, internet.

I have two (dear god, two) different Nemo/Gil stories bookmarked.

Because I might need them someday.

For something.

STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY. IT'S FANDOM, WE DON'T THROW ANYTHING OUT, OKAY? STOP JUDGING.

::cries in the corner::

I am pretty sure I've read both of those. They're surprisingly good, ja? I mean once you accept that you're reading fic about anthropromorphic fishes having sex and are therefore probably a hellbound soul.

I liked the one that actually pulled actual clownfish sexuality and morphology into it. It tied nicely into canon's attempt to not be *totally* made of bullshit too.

(This is why my friends fear me, apparently. They pull the most random disturbing concept they can think of out of the air and I reply "oh, yes, I've read that; it was actually fairly good.")

Okay, um.

...*small voice* Link please? It's...it's for a friend.

An Interlude On Mount Wannahockaloogie (http://www.amanuensis1.com/aninterlude.html) by Amanuensis

What It Feels Like (http://www.waxjism.org/cimorene/hp/whatitfeelslike.html) by cimorene

I hope you...r friend... enjoys! Er, finds them of intellectual interest.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

...And then it hurts. OW.

...My reaction was, "FINALLY - but where is the Deadliest Catch slash?"

INTERNET, YOU HAVE RUINED ME. D:

but where is the Deadliest Catch slash?

Okay, I never realized how badly I wanted that until now.

It's here (http://noword4it.livejournal.com/32321.html), it's a crossover and it's a WIP. Whether or not it's readable I leave to others to discover, but it *does* exist!

seperis says this: There is a very real part of me that thinks Rule 34 in fandom works in that asking if it exists == it exists somewhere already. And is part of a crossover.

And you asked. And I ventured into the wilderness of google so no-one else had to: And it's on LJ, of course (http://noword4it.livejournal.com/32321.html). In crossover form. For the last two weeks, apparently.

I haven't gone so far as to read it, so no comment about quality, but it *does* exist.

*collapses on the floor* God. Rule 34 strikes back.

One night, some time ago (I believe alcohol was involved), my sister and I went looking for the Worst Fanfic Concept Ever, trying to top each other. I won by discovering an actual Gomer Pyle/Dragonball Z crossover. (And then there was the VERY VERY NC-17 Chip'N'Dale one, but I don't really want to think about it.)

Oh my God, I think that one may be the ultimate. Though I did once turn up Goofus/Gallant slash to outdo the person who made me aware of NC-17 My Little Pony fanfic.

I tell myself that I'll be thankful for the resultant desensitization to horror in the event of a zombie apocalypse or the like. Everyone else will be standing around in shock watching their grandmother eat some delivery guy's brain wheras I'll be raiding the sporting goods store for ammo, muttering "Lucky was clearly a power-bottom!" to myself all the while...

You know, I hadn't thought of that aspect of fandom. *thoughtful* We really are going to inherit the earth.

There's a link to a Gallant/someone on SF that I'm terrified to click on.

*laughs out loud*

That is just beautiful in the way that it is ugly and frightening and beautiful. That made sense in my head! *nods*

HA! I laughed so hard at that picture!

I've seen that picture before.

I'd managed to forget it.

THANK YOU, JENN, FOR BRINGING IT BACK TO MY ATTENTION.

edited at: Date: 2008-05-02 01:03 pm (UTC)

*mind explodes*

*runs shrieking into the night*

You link to the *best* crack.

Phhht. That's nothing.

Papa Smurf/Gargomel? Seen it. Alf sex? Seen it. Family Guy's Brian/Lois/Stewie? Seen it. Tellytubbies? Seen it. Fraggle Rock porn? Seen it. I have links to pictures that will take your childhood, chew it up, and spit it out.

And in all honesty? I find that pic adorable.

::facepalms::

Yes, but have you found Monchichi slash yet? :)

I've never heard of Monchichi, but I have probably stumbled upon it at one point or another.

...I almost don't *want* to know.

Oh, good, it's not just me. They're drawn so *adorably* and it's not like there's anything actually going on. Although I probably wouldn't blink if there were.

I admit to being fazed at the Family Guy thing but sadly not surprised. I am pretty sure I lost that surprise thing a long time ago when I was but a wee fangirl new in her fangirlhood and came across all manner of fucked up things in Pokemon fandom.

They *are* adorable with their little tummies and the anime eyes and the wee little hat...!

Man, I know entire *archives* of Pokemon/Digimon porn. Strangely enough and despite what some may think, some of it is actually drawn quite well.

...I'm half tempted to post links, and sit back and laugh as I forever taint the minds of those who click.

This is made so much worse by the fact that I GET this!

Me: *snorf!!*
Husband: What?
Me: You don't want to know.
Husband: You're only right about that half the time. Tell me.
Me: It involves Rule 34.
Husband: Okay. Never mind.

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