*thoughtful* I am in a very, very bad mood already. I really, really want waffles suddenly. I mean, not good ones, from say, a breakfast restaurant. But Eggo Waffles, plain, with butter and syrup. Warm syrup. Maybe a side of sausage patties. And two eggs. And hash browns, the kind made with egg and a little garlic, covered in gravy. And cheese. Hmm. Ignore the waffles, keep the rest, add a side of blueberry pancakes. Add a side of gravy for the eggs and sausage. Or wait. Add biscuits.
Huh. Now I'm grumpy and hungry. This does not seem an improvement.
Huh. Now I'm grumpy and hungry. This does not seem an improvement.