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I could just choke

altricial. Or hug her. Either/or. I have that stupid song MEMORIZED. I'm sitting there, innocently at work, MP3 player on, doing this entire visualization thing, because dammit, that song just *works*.

*pouts* I want the CD. It's going on my List of Things I Shall Buy When They Officially Announce I Don't Have the Job.

In other news--there is none. No, this is sad, but there isn't.

issaro decided that I needed to be challenged. *looks* If I pull this off, man, you owe me cookies. I'm serious. Chocolate chip. The tips of my fingers ached just *thinking* about the amount of typing I'll have to do.

Recs

Because, sometimes, this isn't all about me. It's also about What I Love to Read.

Shayllla fic, lovely, yadda yadda yadda, you know the drill. Because it's *her*.

Oh, did you people know she's multifandom? Check her out.

Shadows 3, actually, almost the best of the three. The tone is consistent throughout, and this Justin--God, I love this Justin. Second person pov. If you have issues with second person, seriously, get over them. This story is worth it.

Also, apparently,

misskatherine hid an icon somewhere in my LJ. Must go find. Like an egg hunt, but with icons and not at Easter.

Yeah, I'm so unfunny, but I have a headache that aspirin, ibuprofen, and Law and Order haven't fixed yet. Grrr. I need someone to gripe at. Any takers?

*grumbling*

Quotes

If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

I love when you rec me. I squee so loud ppl around me start to back away.

I'm curious... which of the three did you like the best and why?

I'll send you a copy of that SR-17 CD when I get mine, OK? I found it used at Amazon Marketplace and bought it. I like getting used CDs.

You can gripe at me if you want to. I'm game. But I hope that by now your headache's gone.

*hugs*

Gail

So, um, it's safe to say at least one of those caught your eye? And there's apparently lots of writing involved? Now I'm all giddy with anticipation! You know you love the challenge *evil giggles*

And cookies! Hell yes! If that's all it takes to get epic Jenn, then there shall be cookies galore. Chocolate, chocolate chip cookies even. Delivered personally to your door by the postman (because sadly, Kansas farmboys don't deliver out of state. I asked.)

Cookies for Clex. So not a bad deal there.

*happy*

HUG ME!

I hope this cheers your day a bit. (I'm dumb enough to not know how to comment on your 12/2 entry, so it's here...)

Bad Sex Awards (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20031202/od_nm/arts_badsex_dc"), as presented by Sting.

Seriously.

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