seperis | challenge: get clark laid now!

Because I'm also malleable, apparently.

Clark's had SUCH a rough few weeks. Let's recap from previous entry.

Visage--Whitney dies. Okay, not that big a deal.

Insurgence--Mommy held hostage by bad guys and flirted with by Lionel. Who knows which he considered worse.

Suspect--Daddy arrested for murder.

Rush--got RedK'ed again, right on the verge of a date with Lana. Plus, he finds out his only living relatives are supertapeworms. (thank you to Liv and Beth for THAT one)

Prodigal--brother-like best friend gets real live brother, making Clark sulky and insecure. And new real live brother also has good hair and looks hot and has WAY too much chemistry with Lex, the hot bastard. Hey, I'm just saying.

Fever--Mommy almost dies again. Finds out Mommy is pregnant.

Rosetta--finds out he was sent to take over the planet.

So. Challenge.

Get Clark Laid Now!

Anyway, simple rules. Clark, in any pairing, group, orgy, or even alone with his doubtless rich fantasy life, just get the poor boy laid.

There we go. Clark porn. Make him smile! Which he will. During orgasms. Lots of them.

*edited to add--feel free to post links in comment section below for easier hunting and gathering

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If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

Future-fic allowed?

Absolutely.

How about a story I wrote 4 days ago? You sort of inspired it anyway. *g*

My little post-Rosetta piece, Pajamas & Boxsters (http://smallville.slashdom.com/archive/19/pajamasboxsters.html). It's also on my LJ, but the one on SSA is beta'ed. (Not all that different, though, amazingly enough.)

wheee! you always have the best ideas!

OK, Clark gets laid (well, he gets his first BJ after rather a lot of banter...) and smiles and laughs a lot! Happy!Clark then Sated!Clark. I think that fits the challenge *g*.

Picture Perfect (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=oxoniensis&itemid=19002#cutid1)

How can I refuse such a mandate? Clearly, I cannot. *g*

Moments in Time (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=gothphyle&itemid=8221#cutid1)

Teaching Philosophy (http://www.livejournal.com/users/shellah/58636.html)

I'll (probably) also archive it at SSA later, if you prefer to read that way.

Your intro really reached me. He doesn't get laid as much as I'd like, but there's smileys. Voila!

The Lent Effect, or, Everybody Loves Clark (http://www.livejournal.com/users/carlanesses/2378.html#cutid1)

OK, it isn't all that porny (much as I wanted it to be), but it does technically fit, I think.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/hyperfocused/23289.html#cutid1

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