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Oookay. I owe LJ an apology. All my missing lj-notifies? In my web spam filters. Which is a FIRST--it did let through some, but kept the majority of the last few week's worth, for no discernible reason. It's--well, weird.

So. One thousand one hundred pieces of spam in two weeks. As it dumps after two weeks (or so it seems, though I see earlier stuff at the end, I think). It kept some private email too, which I need to sort out and answer. *sighs*

Yet it still lets through enlarge your penis/breasts/kidneys/whatever. Huh. Clever thing. I still average about thirty or so spam a day that still gets through. So it's working, but I suppose I should up some of the filters, except it seems upping the filters keeps more stuff I actually WANT and gah. This. Is. So. Frustrating.

*sighs* Web filters. Not exactly beloved of me, but okay, better than having to hand sort all this crap.

In more interesting news.

Recs

The Staff Diaries by mobiusklein. *snickers* This author just makes me giggle hysterically. These are FUN stories. Far, far too much fun. and Bosso Supremo? Naked twister? This is great.

Body Talk by

thamiris, a great coda to Suspect. Sweet and so Clark and so subtle. I love her work. Makes me cozy after.

Wetwork by

destina I have MISSED her in SV ficdom, and until I read, I had no idea how much. Structurally creative in the backwards motion, beautifully written (what else can you expect from her?), sweet, and the story works fabulously in the chosen structure--in some ways better than a more traditional way. Really. Read her and send comments--this is an EXCELLENT story.

Fangirlness:

I finally got Eva Cassidy version of Time After Time. Yes, I am that much of a fangirl, especially after watching the video, even though RealPlayer still freezes my computer at random intervals, but totally worth it. There's a chance I want the Smallville soundtrack now if I can get all these songs on there.

Fangirl, fangirl, fangirl.

Anyway.

Being bored. Reading

denialcorp because, damn, they make me happy. Screw destiny. But give it flowers first or it feels used.

Yes, how'd you guess I haven't been sleeping well?

Off to do--things.

Quotes

If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

Reading denialcorp because, damn, they make me happy. Screw destiny. But give it flowers first or it feels used.

Bwahahaha. I think that just became my favorite quote.

Yes, how'd you guess I haven't been sleeping well?
Lots and lots of sympathy here. Blah. Remembering why I don't sleep when I'm in school after an amazingly sleep responsible break.

Hmm. Better check to see if some of my e-mail didn't end up in the spam folder. I've sent a couple over the last week or so.
-Silverkyst

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