seperis | totally jack's fault

buggery, is this a call for war? *g*

"My parents are dead."

Clakr's hands still briefly on the buttons of Lana's shirt. Not quite enough to completely turn him off--he's sixteen, after all, and gets hard watching paint dry these days--but almost enough to make him draw back and reconsider.

But. The Bra. A stepping stone toward manhood, or something like that, and though Lex had couched it in vaguely Greek terms involving wrestling, but Clark thinks he understands. This is what you have to do. Second base. Undo the bra. He can do this. He is *not* going to be the only sophmore in the world never to touch a girl's breasts. Just. Not happening.

"I wish they were here," Lana sighs, stretching out a little more on the couch and now making it almost impossible to get to the hooks in the back. Dammit. And if Lana's parents were here, the chances are really good he would not be trying out the latest in clothing removal, and how again did Lex say to do this? Right. Okay. Shirt unbuttoned. Good. White cotton bra. Dammit. Hoped for red. Long, flat golden stomach. Pretty. Breasts. Right there.

Just encased in what might as well be armor until he figures out how to get her up so he could do the unfastening and officially say yes, I've been to second base!

Lana sighs again and shifts flat on her back, staring up at the ceiling as if she sees a meteor coming to earth. No way to get to the clasp.

"I miss my parents."

There's a really good chance Clark Kent is going to die a virgin at this rate.

*****

Nah-nah nah.

jenn

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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
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Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
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Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
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silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
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You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
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Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
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Why, Jenn, that's downright... tame. I'm disappointed. Where's that scary creepy fraught slash you're so good at?

And no, 'twasn't a call for war, just placing blame where blame is due.

lalala ignoring you so completely lalala

I'm THINKING. I cannot be creepy on DEMAND, you know!

jenn, grinning like an idiot

I could see this all too clearly. Poor Clark. Hee! I love it.

*snickers* I can see teh conversation now...

*slaps self* No! No! Have *looks at WiPs, winces* things to work on.

But still....

*g*

YOU could write it. *bg*

jenn

There's a really good chance Clark Kent is going to die a virgin at this rate.

I bet Lex could help with this...;)

*laughs*

Probably. Poor Clark. Mean Jack! ALl your fault!

jenn

Hi, random stranger here. I just wanted to say that I love your X-Men fic, especially the L/R stuff. It's really well written and characterised. Not to mention the smut! Mmm, goodsmut. You let us understand what's happening without resorting to "tab A in slot B".

Most of the time there's a point, too, which is always nice....

Anyway, thanks!

innle

*grins* Thank you so much! And nice to meet you!

jenn

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