Tuesday, September 25th, 2012 12:11 pm

i feel more educated already

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Thanks to cracked.com, I have learned the following:
1.) Assassination by furry has actually happened.
2.) DYI Home Nation Building, also see Wikipedia on Micronations (and current list). This has got to come in handy one day. Is there a manual?
3.) Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has social value. No, really.
4.) I could be crushing cars beneath my motherfucking tank right now. Why the hell am I not doing that? Currently trying to convince [livejournal.com profile] norabombay that volcano bungie jumping would be a great way to relieve stress.

So Honey Boo Boo is real. I honestly thought it was a very elaborate joke. I could have lived with that quite happily.
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From: [personal profile] brownbetty Date: 2012-09-25 07:32 pm (UTC)
That cracked.com article is severely lacking in macros captioned "Honey BooBoo doesn't give a fuck"
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From: [personal profile] seperis Date: 2012-09-25 07:49 pm (UTC)
I think that is probably implied by the $4,000 per ep they're getting. Dude, I would probably cheerfully wear a sign stating the zero number of fucks (those being zero) I give at that point. On TV.
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From: [personal profile] epistrophia Date: 2012-09-26 12:44 pm (UTC)
My sister will soon be donating her old car to a local tank-driving place, to be driven over and generally killed.

It will be an honourable death.
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From: [personal profile] everbright Date: 2012-09-27 07:38 pm (UTC)
Honestly, Zorbing does not actually look that dangerous. And I WANT to visit that death garden, because the Duchess was right; dangerous plants ALL THE WAY.

Heh. Sep, you ever set up your own micro nation, I'll purchase that national ID card.

From: [identity profile] beadattitude.livejournal.com Date: 2012-09-26 05:00 am (UTC)
I have yet to see a photo of Honey Boo Boo's mom with her mouth closed or any sort of serious expression.

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