seperis | this is not a moment in history

Moment of cognitive dissonance:

Child comes in to critique your 174,000 Dean/Castiel WIP you left on a jump drive he borrowed.

...dude, I am still lying down after that.

(I have no idea what he said or when he left the room, but I'm pretty sure I didn't blink or breathe the entire time. Just. What. No. Dude, starting circa page 175--suffice to say, fuck my life.)

/o\

Holy crap, dude. Holy. Crap.

I'm still blocking the horror. Unsuccessfully, but trying.

Kidless and intending to remain so my entire life and DYING OF LAUGHTER over here. :D

^ All of this.

rofl!

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seperis - Date: 2012-07-07 04:30 am (UTC) - expand

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seperis - Date: 2012-07-07 04:30 am (UTC) - expand

*dies laughing*

If it makes you feel any better, my kid's younger than yours and last week, while home on summer vacation, went through the, um, adult personal items in my nightstand.

....my God. *whimpers* I SHOULD LOCK HIM UP NOW.

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sara - Date: 2012-07-07 04:34 am (UTC) - expand

It's like fannish singularity.

Weirdly, that phrase makes it sound less terrifyingly horrible.

I feel like this should have been on the consent form we had to sign to become parents.

(I also feel like there should have been a consent form.)

IAWTC +1billionty

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seperis - Date: 2012-07-07 04:32 am (UTC) - expand

*giggles too much to breathe*

*narrowed eyes of hate*

You just totally made my morning.

And referenced the number one reason why I won't let Eldest or Youngest use my iPad or netbook like ever. (They each asked once and I replied with, "Do you want to happen across your mom's porn? No, I didn't think so." They... Still have not forgiven me for that on, but leave the tech alone.)

I should have checked that jump drive, dammit.

Oh wow. :D

*hands* I"m pretending this isn't my life.

is wishing she could roll on the floor and laugh as hard as she wants to but is at work and has to hold it in

do you have ANY idea how hard it is to hold that much laughter in? ANY? My diaphragm may never be the same and I'm sending YOU the bill for any surgery I may need

The smug radiating from having a child over teh age of eighteen who is not male and reading your fanfic is epic.

*falls out of her chair laughing*

God. This is what I get for letting him be literate. Dammit.

So I guess you're not going to ask him to tell you again so you can actually pay attention this time? Or ask him to write it up and e-mail it to you for future consultation, so you don't have to admit to having blanked out while he was talking to you?

this would be SO AWESOME.

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seperis - Date: 2012-07-07 04:35 am (UTC) - expand

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fyrdrakken - Date: 2012-07-09 02:44 pm (UTC) - expand

It can get worse. Years ago, my 16 year old daughter broke up with a boyfriend. He IM'd her and asked her if she masturbated. She was furious and came down to tell me and then said "I do of course, but it's none of his business". I love my daughter. I made certain she got on birth control as soon as she became close to sexual activity. I told her if she needed birth control or if BC failed we would do whatever she decided. I'm glad she has a satisfying sex life. We live together because she has student loans and a job that doesn't pay that much and her current (non-douchey) boyfriend sleeps over all the time (he lives out of town). ButI NEVER wanted to HEAR about the particulars, however. But there I was, being supportive and telling her how rude the ex was while a small part of my brain was shouting TMI, TMI!!

Having an open and honest relationship with your kids is a GOOD thing. Sometimes you just wish you had access to an amnesia drug.

Why do we not have good amnesia drugs, dammit?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I am so sorry, but this is making me just rotfl so much. The absolute nightmare of it! Oh you deserve a stiff, stiff drink.

I am looking into useful drugs. And possibly hitting my head strategically.

I think I've said it before but 'Child' rocks!

ps; looking forward to someday reading said fic (I adore your writing).

edited at: Date: 2012-07-05 05:03 am (UTC)

Child is evil.

Also, thank you! I'm actually wondering what kind of audience I'll have for a fic like this, so it's nice to know someone will read it!

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fyrdrakken - Date: 2012-07-09 02:45 pm (UTC) - expand

Back in the day, I was blessed to hear my younger daughter, age 12 (she's now 23) telling a friend "my mom writes gay smut." Shortly thereafter, vidding took over my life. Coincidence?

HOW DID SHE KNOW?

I... foresee this happening in my future. ._.

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seperis.livejournal.com - Date: 2012-07-07 04:38 am (UTC) - expand

.......I might be laughing a little.

Or a lot.

You should have a drink and then lie down.

Drinks, bath salts, yeah....

...if I've learnt anything in life, it's that everything can be spun; it's just that you yourself might not be able to do it (it's all in the attitude)

My gaping probably didn't do a good job there.

*pats you reassuringly*

Ummm, at least you have an in house beta-reader?

*whimpers*

googledocs. invented for mothers who write porn. well, as long as you always, always remember to sign out and attach it to an email they don't know about and use a non guessable password. o_O

in short, i... am sorry. sharing is caring but some things are meant to be private. also teenagers will never. forget. or possibly, let you forget they haven't forgotten.

edited at: Date: 2012-07-05 06:32 am (UTC)

GOD I KNOW. I'm hoping belated shame would become a factor, but he's not really familiar with teh definition of the word.

omg. I feel for you. My stomach is sympathetically queasy.

YOU ARE My FAVORITE PERSON EVER.

I'm a little sorry you can't remember whether his critique was constructive...

*chokes*

I'm sitting over here laughing my head off, but slightly cringing, as my oldest is 16….

Remind me again how old Child is? ♥♥♥

15, so you know, doomed. So doomed.

It's kind of a shame that you can't remember what his comments were, though!

I may never be able to finish it if I knew what he thought, tbh. *shivers*

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