seperis | i swear work is not my life, but right now i can't prove it

Just in case, considering I have a history of saying I am not feeling well and then a surprise!post from

svmadelyn saying I'm in the hospital (

amireal runs a pool on this now): if I'm offline for a few days, it's likely work that is trying to destroy my will to live. I'm helping with a presentation at work and it's important that the person in charge of the presentation does really well so I am weirdly kicked out of my usual work apathy and being all diligent and helpful and God I don't think I've put this much effort into work in like, ever. Luckily the presentation is on either Monday or Tuesday (probably Monday; I have that kind of luck), so the horror will soon be over and I can return to my usual slackery ways.

It's very disconcerting. I'm using several spreadsheets. Granted, that part is fun.

I need like, a long weekend of sleeping and possibly porn. Not even in that order.

I am so making brownies this weekend. Or like, going to buy some. Or send someone else to buy some and possibly feed me. Or maybe just look at picture of brownies, as chewing feels like work. Too much work, maybe.

I just realized I only have three icons here. Why do I only have three icons here? I need to find another Adam icon.

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Re: Brownies- I got a better idea. Do you have a waffle iron? Ever hear of a waffle cookie? I'm positive these started out as brownies, since they're heavy and moist and oh so tasty. :p~~

The cookie;
4 squares chocolate (doesn't have to be high-end)
1/2 cup cocoa
1 cup margarine
4 eggs, beaten
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 cups flour
2 tsp vanilla

Melt together chocolate, cocoa, margarine and cool slightly. Mix rest of ingredients and add to choc mix. Chill at least one hour. Drop by tsp on medium hot waffle iron.

The frosting;
1 1/3 cups sugar
1/3 cups marg
1/3 cups milk
1/2 cups choc. Chips (cheap kind work just fine)

Put first three ingredients in a pan and bring to boil. Remove and stir in chips. Pour frosting on cooled cookies.

They aren't the prettiest of cookies but Mom used to bring 'em into work to bribe her aides into coming in after payday and they got a capslock mention in the SASS newsletter. :D

♥ browniesssssssss ♥

I make brownies regularly. I fully recommend them. :D

Also, I hope the presentation goes well. <3

Send someone to get you some of those badass HEB brownie bites, yo. I could eat those forever, and they're so tiny, they require very little chewing. ;-)

Oh my god, I remember those. Fondly. *pines*

HEB!

Good luck on your work! Excel is kind of my favorite program to play with at work. I volunteer to do projects or extra analysis just so I can spend time being a badass in excel. Though I am somewhat baffled by pivot tables.

I really hope you get well soon or at least feel somewhat improved. I always find a weekend of porn and sleeping beneficial. :)

I totally need an Adam icon too. *contemplates hunting one while at work*

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