[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn has discovered bandslash*. And is pasting it to me.

Consider this your warning that there will be drinking in my future.

*stares hollowly at YIM window*

*(Dear Whoever Is Responsible For This - if she starts writing this, I am totally sending you long, sad emails about how you totally hijacked her and how I cry every night into my pink lacy pillow. They will be long. And sad. And possibly repetitive? Depending on my attention span and everything. Love, Seperis)

**(Okay, if anyone gives her Panic at the Disco recs, I am totally not responsible for my actions.)

***(Oh God, someone did.)

ETA: YOU ARE TRYING TO HIJACK HER IN MY LIVEJOURNAL. OH MY GOD. WERE YOU ALL RAISED BY POPSLASHERS?
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From: [identity profile] quatre_k.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 03:29 am (UTC)
Lol Join us Join us it's only a matter of time

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 03:42 am (UTC)
Nooooo. You can't have her!

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From: [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 03:34 am (UTC)
I can't enable this. I can however, find some lovely fics where Lance Bass turns into a Llama. Or Justin Timberlake is a cult leader. Or Lance Bass fucks the Weasly Twins.

It's technically slash featuring a band.....

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 03:42 am (UTC)
...I read those. *facepalm*

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We can has svmadelyn?

From: [identity profile] druidspell.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 03:36 am (UTC)
*cheers* Whoever recruited Madelyn is getting cookies from me!

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From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 03:42 am (UTC)
I will totally fight this to the death.

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From: [identity profile] linzeestyle.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 03:54 am (UTC)
*giggles madly* Bandslash is like the teenage years: it's inevitable, it's probably going to embarrass you later, but there's no way to escape it so it's best just to embrace it, not freak out about the hairstyles and homoerotic experimentation, and wait for it to pass.

Though I promise not to give her any Panic at the Disco recs. Because Spencer Smith is not sexy (I AM SO SORRY BANDOM FORGIVE ME PLEASE?). I can only hope that soon she will discover Patrick Stump. *steeples fingers, waits*

Linzee
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From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:01 am (UTC)
It's Pete/Patrick all the way in this corner.

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From: [identity profile] transtempts.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:04 am (UTC)
0.0

Really?

Oh dear.
hermitsoul: woman wearing a corset (Bandslash Panic: morbid_girls)

From: [personal profile] hermitsoul Date: 2009-03-09 04:08 am (UTC)
What? You mean recs like these:

gigantic: Your Fingerprints Like A Code: Brendon/Shia LaBeouf (Umm, only half panic?)

airgiodslv: Tell me to stop: Brendon/Spencer (Kink 101!)

dsudis: Fuzzy Kitten Cuddle Time: Brendon/Jon (The one where they turn into kittens. Hey, it's dsudis - it works!)

The thing is, these are all 10,000 words plus. I adore long fics and this fandom produces like crazy. Plus, even with the occasional wank it is a fun fandom to play in.

From: [identity profile] aubergineautumn.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:14 am (UTC)
Bandom is the chickenpox of fandom: practically all authors get it, it lasts a while, and then they Get.Over.It. (hopefully) But- astolat spent 9 months in it when she had David Cook fever, and at the end she was even slashing it with other fandoms. SO. Sometimes inoculation takes a long time.

From: [identity profile] minaloush.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:22 am (UTC)
oh. i am so excited now. :D

svmadelyn acquisition = win for bandom.

From: [identity profile] inteligrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:27 am (UTC)
Did she read that Pete/Patrick romance novel Victorian AU in space story, wherein (that's my word for the day, by the way!) Pete is a rich, but rather shady gentleman and Patrick becomes his kept man to save his brother from gambling debts. (http://joyfulseeker.livejournal.com/133273.html), because that rec overcame my bandslash resistance this very afternoon. And then I read the one where Pete is house sitting for Patric's parents and they have distressingly schmoopy and not quite statutory-laws-okay sex (http://adellyna.livejournal.com/355836.html) and just gave up all hope of finishing my midterm paper tonight.

Seriously, don't these people know I don't need a new fandom and to stop writing really adorable fic? *waves laptop* Midterms people!
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From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:27 am (UTC)
YES. That story is actually what set off this madness. I will hop to that second one shortly though.

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From: [identity profile] rhinemaiden.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:32 am (UTC)
How can you resist a band whose lead singer dresses up like this (http://i39.tinypic.com/2qs2j45.jpg) for a music video for the song "Open Happiness". Or who bounces (http://i40.tinypic.com/15cfq84.jpg) around grinning like a loon (http://i42.tinypic.com/vebpl3.jpg) while simultaneously is able too somehow look hot (http://i40.tinypic.com/102qywi.jpg) (lol sometimes (http://i37.tinypic.com/5y6gox.jpg)).

I have a favorite \o/

Bandom doesn't steal a persons soul, it sneak!cuddles you until you've absolutely fallen in love with every single ridiculous aspect of it.

Plus! GSF (http://i44.tinypic.com/288z3vs.jpg) is so easy to do for them. Who doesn't want gay orgies all the time?
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From: [identity profile] emmuzka.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 12:02 pm (UTC)
There is a music video for "Open Happiness"?? How could I have missed that? O_O
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From: [personal profile] ariadne83 Date: 2009-03-09 04:32 am (UTC)
Nooo! No more bandslash! I barely survived its pull last year, and with no new SGA to keep my attention now I fear the worst.

From: [identity profile] elisabeth-438.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:45 am (UTC)
Here's the best of all worlds: Supersaturation (http://pantstomatch.net/supersaturation.htm). There's no wrong here.

From: [identity profile] iamtheenemy.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:48 am (UTC)
sal and dean (or my proximity to greatness- thx jd) (http://www.friendsorenemies.com/web/foe/photos/clandestine/?id=17081111&p=3)
after writing On the road jack was interviewed incessantly mostly about dean moriarty. most journalists assumed he was dean and that was all they wanted to know about. until his death jack proclaimed he was in fact sal paradise. dean was neal cassady. patrick is my dean. he keeps the car between the lines. he unlocks the secrets. he is the conversation. he is the magic. i know i am sal and i feel damn lucky to have the wind blowing in the thru the windows as he keeps us at 80mph. make no mistake, there is a difference between a parlor trick and true blue magic. i will remember this til the day i die.

Our canon is better than any fic rec. :)

From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:58 am (UTC)
*clings to you* NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Where Madelyn goes you tend to follow, and, just, NOOOOOOO!!! Gah! (Arthur/Merlin/Gwen/Morgana/Uther/Colin/Bradley is way awesomer. Right? Right.)
ext_3167: Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde  (Arthur/Merlin = SQUEEE!)

From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 07:46 am (UTC)
RIGHT. *joins in clinging*

From: [identity profile] anjak-j.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 04:59 am (UTC)
WERE YOU ALL RAISED BY POPSLASHERS?

Erm...yes?

*has history in PopSlash that she is only a little ashamed of...*

From: [identity profile] inteligrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 05:06 am (UTC)
hah, I HATED all NSync music and other related things until the group broke up and then I discovered popslash. I had so much shame for like a year, but NSyncGrrl was AWESOME to read.

I still have a little soft spot in my heart for Lamblove and just read Lance's autobiography the other day. I just tell my little sister that "at least my boy band knew how to dance".

Fandom - if you're not a little embarrassed you're just not reading the right fics.

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From: [identity profile] sesshiyuki.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 05:07 am (UTC)
Here's fic that'll snare you with funny: A Natural Reaction to Roughhousing (http://www.waxjism.org/bex/b06_reaction.html) and if that doesn't suit, try one with end of the worldness: After (http://sinsense.livejournal.com/326131.html).

From: [identity profile] pkai7.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 05:12 am (UTC)
Maybe this new Merlin fic (http://dsudis.livejournal.com/490203.html?#cutid1) by [livejournal.com profile] dsudis will lessen your distress? :)

From: [identity profile] kudra2324.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 05:13 am (UTC)
"were you all raised by popslashers" is the best accusation ever.
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From: [identity profile] elaran.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 01:03 pm (UTC)
IAWTC
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From: [identity profile] jukeboxromeo.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 05:23 am (UTC)
WERE YOU ALL RAISED BY POPSLASHERS?

Well I wasn't, but apparently half the fandom was, so... *shrugs*

What if we promise to share her? :D?
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From: [personal profile] strina Date: 2009-03-09 05:29 am (UTC)
Asking To Be Born is the best Pete/Patrick mpreg ever, but babydaddy is the second best!

Bandom is awesome! It has every cliche you ever loved in other fandoms: hookers, sexbots, sex pollen, secret virgins, wingfic, woke up a girl, always a girl, massive Harlequin stories...
jamethiel: A treble clef upside down and a bass clef form a heart (MusicHeart)

From: [personal profile] jamethiel Date: 2009-03-09 05:32 am (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*cough*

I mean, I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

Psst. Has she read absence sort of does make the heart, the sequel worth it (both MCR, Bob/Ray and SMOKING HOT domestic fic?) and the Frank/Gerard sequel Conclusions. Not that I would be trying to pimp her into bandslash in your journal or anything
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From: [identity profile] winter-elf.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 06:10 am (UTC)
*passes you booze* You know, I really don't get bandslash.

From: [identity profile] ranalore.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 06:24 am (UTC)
At least nobody's hijacking her to K-pop slash.

Yet.

From: [identity profile] elizacake.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-10 02:51 am (UTC)
And when they do...we know who to blame.

:D

From: [identity profile] teneagles.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 06:38 am (UTC)
The problem with bandslash, though, you see, is that it has so many fantastic authors. I mean, I had no idea who these people even were when I first got pulled into reading it, but the writing was just, ugh, SO GOOD. Like, if you haven't read Bexless's stuff (http://www.waxjism.org/bex/bandslash.html), you've missed out on one of the real pleasures in life.
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From: [identity profile] tricksterquinn.livejournal.com Date: 2009-03-09 06:58 am (UTC)
*dies laughing*

While I am full of recs, I will spare you both. ;)
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