universe --> ending

Unclean, unclean unclean and--okay, no. No. This is where my foot goes down. THERE ARE LINES PEOPLE. WE ARE NOT MEANT TO CROSS SOME LINES. MOST OF YOU READ SCI-FI/HORROR/FANTASY. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM STEPHEN KING? THERE ARE SOME THINGS MEN (AND FANGIRLS) ARE NEVER MEANT TO KNOW.

We do not write Rodney/Care Bear slash.

Wow. There is Rodney/Care Bear slash.

I need a spork. A SPORK I SAY.

That is all. This has been what will doubtless later be referred to as the "beginning of her decline". Interspersed with "if we had only known at the time" and "such a loss to the world". By which I mean, that had better be there.

ETA: WE DO NOT NEED TO PROVE THAT WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER.

Comments

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

You should be grateful there was nothing in these stories that required the other half of my name.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Someone will go there one day. *stares into the distance, where my sanity went*

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

When you say someday, are you implying that you have never seen the carebear BSDM porn?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

The one for Yuletide, yes. I no longer have flashbacks.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

damn. So, is this more trauma causing then krpyonite fisting fic?

What about my little ponies? Or John's secret relationship with his GI Joe dolls?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Eh, kryptonite fisting. Now the nifty.org one where wonderwoman is in a rubbersuit and infected so she lactates kryptonite to infantilized Supergirl? That one sometimes brings nightmares. The writing was also bad, which was like insult to weird injury.