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Unclean, unclean unclean and--okay, no. No. This is where my foot goes down. THERE ARE LINES PEOPLE. WE ARE NOT MEANT TO CROSS SOME LINES. MOST OF YOU READ SCI-FI/HORROR/FANTASY. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM STEPHEN KING? THERE ARE SOME THINGS MEN (AND FANGIRLS) ARE NEVER MEANT TO KNOW.

We do not write Rodney/Care Bear slash.

Wow. There is Rodney/Care Bear slash.

I need a spork. A SPORK I SAY.

That is all. This has been what will doubtless later be referred to as the "beginning of her decline". Interspersed with "if we had only known at the time" and "such a loss to the world". By which I mean, that had better be there.

ETA: WE DO NOT NEED TO PROVE THAT WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER.

Uh, FUNshine Bear, thank you.

John, running: THEY ARE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD.

Teyla: Is that one firing shots from the shooting star on its stomach?

Ronon: I told you guys they looked too fluffy.

Rodney: GRUMPY BEAR IS GAINING ON US.

I think Ronon would be abjectly afraid of them.

Also Rodney should totally find bits of glitter in strange places for WEEKS after. Like sand, but wronger.

...or you know, he could turn into a bear. *ponders*

OH MY GOD WHY IS THE UNIVERSE STILL IN EXISTENCE>

ACK. ACK. ACK.

ADMIT THAT IT INTRIGUES YOU!

*GLITTER!*

John: *has given up on trying not to laugh*

Rodney: *carebearstare* (see: xkcd)

John: *gets knocked on his ass* hey!

Rodney: You think this is all very funny, don't you? So answer me this, mister comedy--how am I supposed to save the galaxy WITHOUT OPPOSABLE THUMBS? I'm COVERED IN BLUE FUR!

John: Whatever you say, Physics Bear.

edited at: Date: 2008-05-09 02:37 am (UTC)

*on. the. floor.*

Rodney: I will carebear stare your ass into the ground.

*dying*

John: Hey, at least you've got a stargate on your belly. It's kinda neat.

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amireal.livejournal.com - Date: 2008-05-09 02:54 am (UTC) - expand

*wheezing*

Rodney: *thwaps at John with his wittle fuzzy paws* Stop scratching between my ears!

*dies*

Whadda ya know? Care Bears = migraine cure. Also, we need art, now.

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amireal.livejournal.com - Date: 2008-05-09 02:49 am (UTC) - expand

Why has no one drawn Rodney as a Care Bear yet? This must be done!

Physics Bear

Oh god. I don't even have words.

I was rather fond of AstroBear myself. But physics works.

See, I knew you'd already used it and didn't want to steal.

\o/

Well, really, what else would he be?

Physics Bear? Hee hee ho ho roflolastc!

Is there like a Design-a-Care-Bear site out there? Because, really, this may be needed.

Rodney = Grumpy Bear.

That you knew this....

I'm with Ami, it's sad that you're in such denial.

*sad sigh* It's so sad that she just can't be herself.

Okay, this one's for you:

John: Uh, why's that Care Bear locked in a cage?

Funshine Bear: We don't talk about him. Keep walking.

John: But he looks kind of....

Rodney, high-pitched: WHY ARE THERE TUFTS OF GREEN HAIR AROUND HIS MOUTH?

NO VORING. NO VORING. NONE. LALALALA

Don't you MESS WITH ME I WILL MESS WITH YOU.

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