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...I seriously have no clue how to describe it, but I feel that maybe the Goa'uld came to earth before. I don't know. I only know that I didn't realize the lyric "Bright eyes" was oh so literal.

Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler.

I don't even know what to do with the ninjas. I just know my life could not have been complete until this moment.

You so want to know about the ninjas. Hell, I want to know about the ninjas.
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From: [personal profile] that_mireille Date: 2008-02-20 03:56 am (UTC)
Oh, that *video*. I remember *shrieking* at my parents NOT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL because that video was on. (I also had the song on a 45 and played it to death. That song, for me, was the height of romance. I was, it goes without saying, in junior high.)

But man, I just... I don't know why there are ninjas. At all.

I want to see this back-to-back with the video for Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me Now," because IIRC that's nearly as insane.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:00 am (UTC)
That's another of them I stare at in completely uncomprehending glee. And the one to Love Like Winter, but that one is supposed to be alternative vampire-fetish with added water, so---

I need a playlist like that. All Acid, All the Time.

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Ninjas got me:

From: [identity profile] kityye.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 03:58 am (UTC)
But they're not just *any* ninjas! They're NINJAS doing BALLET!!!

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From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:01 am (UTC)
Ballet!Ninjas! And then the Dance of the Loinclothes.

I just want to have been the person auditioning them. "Yes, please dance around in this bit of cloth. Thank you. Yeah. Just like that."

From: [identity profile] mecurtin.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:00 am (UTC)
I remember when that video first came out! When MTV & I were young!

It made no sense then, either.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:02 am (UTC)
It's truly a work of metaphorical genius. Someone should examine it and tell us the hidden meaning.

...you totally want to do it, I can sense it.

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From: [identity profile] beck-liz.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:01 am (UTC)
I only know that I didn't realize the lyric "Bright eyes" was oh so literal.

*blinks after watching* Or, I suppose, they could be Terminators? *is scared*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:02 am (UTC)
...this could be a crossover like no other we've ever imagined. Fanon that predates the canon!
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From: [identity profile] wrenlet.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:05 am (UTC)
*blink* HOW have you never seen that before? I thought that video was, like, a rite of passage for a generation of MTV watchers.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:06 am (UTC)
I didn't have cable until college! *g* That is why I occasionally youtube for days on end hitting like, my entire teenage playlist.

I--can't stop looking at the ninja and loincloth dances.

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From: [identity profile] lillian13.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:07 am (UTC)
...it's the Olympics? As staged by a Goa'uld? With a dance fetish? And a thing for underage boys?

....I got nothin'.
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From: [personal profile] that_mireille Date: 2008-02-20 04:10 am (UTC)
There has to be fic like that out there somewhere. I don't want to *read* it, but I have faith in fandom.

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From: [identity profile] emyrys.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:13 am (UTC)
You have seen this one, haven't you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNhdQRbXhc
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From: [personal profile] kernezelda Date: 2008-02-20 04:27 am (UTC)
Ooh, I thought of that same one! Gorgeous, bizarre combo of Beauty & the Beast and Dracula.

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From: [identity profile] miss-porcupine.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:16 am (UTC)
Oh my.

I loved this song -- I still love this song. But... there was no cable and the only videos I ever saw were the ones they played at the roller skating rink and... this didn't make the cut.

I wonder why. This is so much better to watch than "Every Breath You Take." Sting getting mopey and creepy with the candles does not hold a flame -- ha! I slay myself -- to ninjas.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:25 pm (UTC)
God, Sting. That one never stops creeping me out, even when I was a kid, especially now. He has that look about him--that, you may leave me, but I break into your house and steal your underwear every morning, you know?

...I have Cheap Trick's The Flame. You soooo cannot judge. Damn you iTunes!
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From: [personal profile] kernezelda Date: 2008-02-20 04:18 am (UTC)
She's a horny headmistress with too much time on her hands, so has devised a diverse cross-educational program appealing to naked young men from a variety of planets and cultures, clearly.

I adore the song, but the vid is insane.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:25 pm (UTC)
...that is an awesome theory.

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From: [identity profile] nymphaea1.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:22 am (UTC)
I . . . I have no words for that. I never saw this before. We didn't have cable in those days. I had no idea such magnificence even existed.

There are few things I approve of more than inexplicable ninjas. Can you imagine if on SGA Zelenka and Ronon were just hanging out and ninjas were doing ballet in the background? I feel all shows should have them. Last Christmas, my brother and I became addicted to this Korean show called Emperor of the Sea, just because we happened to be flipping through the channels and stumbled across ninjas attacking out of nowhere for no discernible reason. Later we discovered they weren't just ninjas, but pirate ninjas, and promptly decided it was possibly the best show in the history of all of television.

From: [identity profile] eleveninches.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 05:31 am (UTC)
Please tell me more about this Korean pirate ninja show. I swear to God, Korea has the best tv ever.

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From: [identity profile] lilyfarfalla.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:23 am (UTC)
Watching, I couldn't decide if I was terrified or just really impressed and envious. But then, surprise twist at the end!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:26 pm (UTC)
....was that entire thing not a very strange short-term acid trip?

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From: [identity profile] teenygozer.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:37 am (UTC)
There are a lot of WTF moments in that music vid, but over-the-top moments like the dancing ninjas, flying choir boys, and freaky glowing eyes kind of inure the viewer to equally WTF but less showy moments. Moments that would have leapt out of another music vid, but seem almost sensible in context. For instance, Bonnie emoting via her shoulderpads, the creepy too-knowing kid in the be-winged chair, the football players who are playing with shoulderpads but no shirts, Bonnie flinging herself onto a mirror after rushing through the afore-mentioned footballplayers, the boys at their desks who are properly dressed until a breeze blows and you realize they have no buttons on their shirts, and the fact that the lyrics are bizarrely contradictory. Plus, I cannot believe she can get her fingers through that hair.

I think she's the dean of an S&M boys' school.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:26 pm (UTC)
I think she's the dean of an S&M boys' school.

I think we have a winner!

From: (Anonymous) Date: 2008-02-20 04:37 am (UTC)
Maybe it's just my fannish side coming out, but the first thing that struck me was actually how much Bonnie Tyler looked like Camille Coduri, who played Jackie Tyler on Doctor Who. And then, yes, the cracky imagery kicked in, along with the realization that if they made a gender-inverted version of this video there'd be massive protests. :)

--Jessica

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:27 pm (UTC)
Huh. I totally did not see that until you said that.

...now when I watch Dr. Who, I am going to imagine Jackie singing with choirboys and this can only end in hilarity.

*already giggling*
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From: [identity profile] gweneiriol.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:49 am (UTC)
OMG! I TOTALLY forgot about Laser Eyes! Ha!

Still love this song, though.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:27 pm (UTC)
GOD WHAT WAS THAT FREAKINESS??????

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From: [identity profile] khyrra.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:53 am (UTC)
...wow. I love that song, but I somehow made it through life without seeing that video. Until now. That is quote possibly the most schizophrenic music video I've ever seen. Of all the lines to portray literally, why did the director pick "bright eyes"?

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:28 pm (UTC)
Seriously. That one? I mean, wow.
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From: [identity profile] stillane.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:53 am (UTC)
You know, I honestly thought I was headed off to see a humorous vid on the horrible tragedy of life as a System Lord. Probably involving Ba'al lamenting Jack's continued resistance, or something.

And now. Now, I... think perhaps I was born too late. Wow. That's even better. Ninjas. Why are there showy ninjas? Does this not defeat the entire purpose of, in fact, being a ninja? Not that I'm really complaining, because between the ninjacapades, the pretty pretty princess Tarzan ballet, and the Children of the Corn Choir, that's just awesome.

And that last glowy-eyed kid made me jump and giggle at the same time. Not fair to pair sudden creepiness with falsetto. Not fair at all.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:28 pm (UTC)
Children of the Corn Choir--yes. Right there. That is what it felt like. Any second, the Thing That Cannot Be Named was coming for us.
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From: [identity profile] deadlychameleon.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:57 am (UTC)
Dear Jesus WHAT! Apparently I'm a few years too young to have caught this on MTV.

I... there's UST? Represented by the dichotomous floating choir boys and loin cloth guys? A woman falling for a high school student? That's all I get from it. Also, GAH NO GLOWING EYES BAD.
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From: [identity profile] deadlychameleon.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 05:00 am (UTC)
Could also be seen as a woman reminded of a boy she fell in love with back in high school. Either way. I don't know where the ninjas come in either - the ninjas represent hidden love?

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From: [identity profile] thepouncer.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 05:02 am (UTC)
I.

Forget the ninjas

That video is wingfic!!!

With inexplicable football players.

And schoolboys.

And random smoke machines going insane.

And weird breech-clouted dancers.

I mean, I love the song ("once up a time there was light in my life! now there's only love in the dark! nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart" -- that's DEATHLESS PROSE right there), but WTF?

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 04:29 pm (UTC)
it was like a group of vidders got drunk and wanted to do a conceptual piece on all fannish tropes, I swear.
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From: [identity profile] gweneiriol.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 05:02 am (UTC)
Ok, this isn't nearly as cracky as Bonnie Taylor's video but I think it comes close,

Duran Duran's Wild Boys video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYLTjXNTdoE

*loves on Youtube*

From: [identity profile] thepouncer.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 05:06 am (UTC)
Wild Boys is a classic! They were totally playing on Mad Max imagery there.

Now Hungry Like the Wolf -- that one is bizarre.

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Russell Mulcahy

From: [identity profile] ac-hum.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 05:32 am (UTC)
As a nod to all things completely trivial. Russell Mulchahy directed that video and I vaguely remember an interview where he talked up the homoerotic imagery in the video said Bonnie Tyler stormed off set calling him a "prevert."
Thanks for the tip -- now Google leads me to the Trufax explanation:

It's fanfic. No, really.

This guy has an analysis (http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/the-best-music.html) of the vid, but first note:

1) Russell Mulcahy was, if not gay, at least totally camp-friendly: he directed *numerous* vids for Elton John, for instance.

2) Mulcahy directed the first two Highlander movies, which is why this looks like a HL crossover: *BECAUSE IT IS*

3) He's also the one who cemented the Queen/HL connection.

So: my interpretation, which is less labored than the one in that blog:

Bonnie has visions of an immortal lover. The lover fights for her across time & space -- fencing, ninjas, etc. Meanwhile, she's a teacher, swimming through a haze of teenage-boy hormones, as her students seethe with barely-if-at-all-repressed homoerotic desires. She watches them, trying to keep herself apart, not writing RPF about her own students because that would be so, so wrong, until at the end she has the shocking realization -- the immortal gothic lover she's been seeking has been re-incarnated as one of her hot schoolboys.

So in fact it's a Highlander/Harry Potter crossover re-incarnation romance.

From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 05:32 am (UTC)
Aaaaaaahhh!!! My eyes!!!!! *claws* Actually my new theory is that this is Excelsior, and her being the only female around is what made Lex (and all his schoolboy classmates) GAY, GAY, GAY. And a teenaged drug addict. Seriously creepy!

From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 06:56 am (UTC)
*stares* Okay, that's just weird. Mind you, all those brightly lighted glasses just make me think of anime (shots where some guy wears glasses and is inscrutable and therefore the light reflects off his glasses... there are a few of those.)

But... hmmmm. What is with the school boys? And the slightly scary falsettos at the end?

Maybe it's just a really freaky school where boys are forced to sing two octaves higher than is natural and learn funky ninja and gymnastic skills before they can graduate? Maybe it's Ninja High and this is why ninjas are deadly: because they're not scared of gymnastics or ballet.

(And, yeah, I'd never seen it before. I only know the cover version/clip from the nineties, which is a woman sitting in mood lighting and singing into the camera for the entire song.)

From: [identity profile] innle.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 10:06 am (UTC)
That's why I have '80s dancing-ninja film clips in my user interests. Because. WOW.
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From: [identity profile] suaine.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 11:57 am (UTC)
That is really creepy. Also, that video is so much more awesome than anything they do these days XD
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From: [identity profile] mamadeb.livejournal.com Date: 2008-02-20 03:51 pm (UTC)
You know. I was in college when this video came out and we had cable and I know I saw it, but the only thing I could remember was the glowing eyes. *That* stayed with me. Ninjas? Naked schoolboys? Not so much.

But it was the 80s. We didn't expect the concept videos to make sense, or even have much to do with the actual song back then.
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