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Because those of us who were not drowned in love and affection and chocolate yesterday--well, this will make us feel better. As we were not here.
Valentine's Day at a Sex Shop
“I used to be a Girl Scout,” I say.
“Girl Scout?”
“Yeah.”
“Like, Brownies, and stuff?”
“Yeah, except I did the whole thing – Brownies, Juniors, Cadettes, and Seniors. I was a Girl Scout until I graduated from high school. I went hiking and earned patches and... I volunteered at a nursing home.” I look back down at the vibrators. “Somewhere, something changed.”
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And then the comments.
I'm thinking on this. On one hand--community, and I have no idea if posting in communities have a brevity standard.
On the other; seriously? I thought we were supposed to strive to be interesting. Or at least, you know, format and all.
The internet, she confuses me.
Valentine's Day at a Sex Shop
“I used to be a Girl Scout,” I say.
“Girl Scout?”
“Yeah.”
“Like, Brownies, and stuff?”
“Yeah, except I did the whole thing – Brownies, Juniors, Cadettes, and Seniors. I was a Girl Scout until I graduated from high school. I went hiking and earned patches and... I volunteered at a nursing home.” I look back down at the vibrators. “Somewhere, something changed.”
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And then the comments.
I'm thinking on this. On one hand--community, and I have no idea if posting in communities have a brevity standard.
On the other; seriously? I thought we were supposed to strive to be interesting. Or at least, you know, format and all.
The internet, she confuses me.
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From:I was all freaked out because--God. Interesting is good! Formatting is good!. NO TEXT WALL OF EVIL.
Just. Gah.
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From:That makes the entire exchange even more amusing :)
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From:I want a riding crop.
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From:I get the tl;dr thing, since it's a comm, but from what I can tell, it's cut-tagged, and not any longer on the main page than any of the other posts. Maybe it wasn't originally cut-tagged, I don't know. I wouldn't have personally cared, because I thought it was well-written and funny in a "thank you Jesus that I no longer have to work retail EVER AGAIN" kind of way.
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From:The commentor? Is an ass, and needs an attitude adjustment. Preferably from Bam.
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ROFLOL
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From:I'd love to post there but I figure our customers, erm, clients are still covered by legal privilege... :(
But my favorite 0.o client comment?
"I stabbed her before and she didn't die."
the fuckwad's serving major time now...
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