seperis | not quite freudian. I hope.

I am sometimes faintly amazed by my dreams when they end up fannish.

Fan Dream 1:

I made an entry in lj on something. (No. I'm serious. I dream about entering an entry in lj.) I didn't get comments by email. And then I went and it turned into a flame war. A terrible one with strikeouts, capslocks, and random italics. Random. Italics.

The worst part of this experience is: I really want to know what the flame war was about and now I never will! Because it doesn't exist. That bothers me.

Fan Dream 2:

This is totally

svmadelyn's fault. She was telling me about Dexter and she was (because she knows me) explaining him in terms characters on SGA, which is how I relate to reality now (it's very healthy. Really). We went to a deeply creepy place involving juice and mulling thoughts of Sheppard/Dexter (...okay, fine, judge. Go right ahead and judge). So there was this dream and I'm pretty sure there was this thing where you become immortal by trying not to be killed by Chaya. And there was croquet and death. A lot of death. But oddly not on-screen death, and I rewound it twice to make sure that yes, there wasn't, but I was fairly convinced throughout that they were all being stalked by a serial killer. Er. During the croquet and the battle for immortality.

This is my Friday morning.

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If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

*looks for tea bags crankily* *opens mouth* *blinks* Um. I think I ran out.

*stares at empty coffee cup* My life is very, very hard.

*prods brain* Me too. *clutches* I adore how we had the most sedate faux flame war ever.

God. More tea. *makes another pot*

We are very tired. It is very Friday.

I really, really need something. I don't think caffeine is going to do it. Maybe if I boil it down and inject it?

It is unbelievably Friday. God I really want to exercise today, I like the way my clothes are starting to fit-- but first I have to accomplish like 3 things. *SIGH*

If you leave a tea bag in for about 10 minutes (add a lot of sugar because yow), it'll give a really strong punch. *eyes her pot, still brewing...*

*expects it to grow legs and start walking toward her*

not quite freudian. I hope.

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