I have an utterly deeply cracky desire to write Girl!JohnAU.

*eyes googledocs warily*

That is all.
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From: [identity profile] monanotlisa.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 01:54 pm (UTC)
Very important to follow one's cracked-out desires, indeed.

I.e. OH MY GOD YES PLEASE WRITE IT I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER!!1!!!!!

(If I had a tail, it would wag so fast you could only see some bushy outline.)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 01:57 pm (UTC)
BUT IT WILL NOT BE GOOD SERIOUS MEANINGFUL GENDERSWITCH--IT WILL BE FOR THE HILARITY OF RODNEY SORT OF SEXUALLY HARASSING HER WHEN THEY MEET AND HOW THEY GROW BEYOND THIS, BUT ONLY AFTER MANY PAINFUL DAYS IN THE GYM.

GOING TO HELL.

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From: [identity profile] ladycat777.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 02:02 pm (UTC)
Um. I'll mail you chocolate? or some other suitable bribe?

And serious, schmerious. I want girl!John being so frustrated with Rodney and his general asshattery ways that he doesn't even realize what the strange, squirmy feeling is.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 02:17 pm (UTC)
This can only end in hilarous disaster.

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From: [identity profile] foreverseenstar.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 02:14 pm (UTC)
Yes, please. If you write that I will write the one where Sam gets genderswitched and Rodney realizes that Sam's even better looking as a boy and John gets zomg jealous because he wanted to be Rodney's bf and they all act like 14 year old girls about it. Although really I think the whole thing may only appeal to me... Ah well.
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From: [identity profile] anatsuno.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 02:18 pm (UTC)
not just you! oh god. I did not know I wanted that, AND YET.

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From: [identity profile] monanotlisa.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 02:39 pm (UTC)
NO I LIKE THAT TOO, PLZ WRITE IT?



(God, Jenn is SO taking out an injunction against me for permanent harassment online.)

From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 03:08 pm (UTC)
Yay for enabling! And genderfuckery! And crack!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*subscribes to your newsletter* It's never "just you" on the Internet.

From: [identity profile] pentapus.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 02:36 pm (UTC)
GOD, I HAVE THAT URGE TOO. ALL THE TIME. Then I wonder if Girl!AU!John/Teyla would count as slash for all these slash only challenges popping up. There could totally be coming out stories with Girl!AU!John!

Also, if you write that story, I will illustrate it. A lot.
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From: [identity profile] monanotlisa.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 02:40 pm (UTC)
...I love that idea, too.

And you should totally submit a story like that. NEENER-NEENER-NEENER, IT IS, TOO, SLASH!

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From: [personal profile] trobadora Date: 2007-08-27 03:35 pm (UTC)
Plz to be writing that NOW.

From: [identity profile] anjak-j.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 03:45 pm (UTC)
Oooh, Girl!John fic...

I would say plz to be writing ASAP, however, after the rant I made in my journal last night, I think I'll keep my mouth shut...

From: [identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 03:47 pm (UTC)
Rodney would totally make PMS jokes and the Girl!John would have to smack him or something. Then Rodney would be turned on by Girl!John's math skills and secretly turned on by her gun skills.

Hmm, John's hot when homicidal. I don't think that would change if he had breasts. *Imagines Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor* Omg, can Girl!John shoot a shotgun and pump it with one arm?

From: [identity profile] tonicollins.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 04:40 pm (UTC)
Wow; don't tease, it's not becoming. *g*

*Channeling Maury Finkle*

From: [identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 04:46 pm (UTC)
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!




...



Pretty please?

From: [identity profile] rageprufrock.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 05:02 pm (UTC)
If you do it, I'll do it. Seriously, two versions of girl!John AU.
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From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 05:16 pm (UTC)
And besides that, she's talking like it's something...shameful.

I did it two years ago! It was well-received! So what - it's good enough for me, but not good enough for her?

Hey. :( You seem to be implying it's the sort of thing one does on a pact/dare.

I think I'm feeling offended. Yes. YES I AM. I don't know why I put up with you people. *mutters darkly*

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From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 05:38 pm (UTC)
My throat hurts and I'm eating striped cookies by the cartonful. As you can well see from the previous exchange: I am all FOR any and all Girl!John AU shenanigans.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 05:45 pm (UTC)
*waves hand* I think pru's beat me.

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From: [identity profile] janne-d.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 06:10 pm (UTC)
Ack, no! Don't do it! I caved to the temptation a (really embarrassingly) long time ago and now I have 18 chapters, nearly 40000 words and I'm only halfway through *sobs* I'm warning you, you think it will just be a fun little thing with porn and sex and porny sex and it will turn into the monster mutant WIP that will not die!

Run, run from girl!John!


Wait a minute, what am I saying? *slaps self*

Please excuse my waffling. I'm sure you can keep it under control and keep it from taking over your hardrive, and there always needs to be more girl!John. You should totally write it. (And if it turns into a huge enormous AU, bonus for the rest of us...)

From: [identity profile] ainaria.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 08:01 pm (UTC)
Have you posted the wip? I love long genderbenders... or any kind of gendergenders, really. :D

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From: [identity profile] nymphaea1.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 06:33 pm (UTC)
I don't see why you would resist. Especially if you are writing girl!John who still goes around being a super ninja and who sleeps with Teyla. Ever since someone suggested that girl!John would look like Audrey Hepburn, I have been really into the idea of someone that refined and poised looking being dressed up in scruffy BDUs and kicking ass. Rodney/anyone lacking a Y chromosome does kind of take me to the skeevy sexual harassment=/=madcap hilarity guaranteed to get you into any girl's pants place, but I trust you. And again girl!John/Teyla with maybe Elizabeth being really distracted by the pair of them is a fun place to be.
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From: [identity profile] sobelle.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 07:08 pm (UTC)
I am here to say that I am very happy that I somehow fell down the rabbit hole and have ended up in the land o'crack...

life is good

proceed!

(proceed = write)

From: [identity profile] clarkangel.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 09:28 pm (UTC)
OMG! Please...everyone write Girl!JOhn fic.

From: [identity profile] clarkangel.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 09:29 pm (UTC)
OMG! Everyone please write Girl!John fic.

From: [identity profile] emrinalexander.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 10:25 pm (UTC)
I really think that you must write this one. There are too few Girl!JohnAU's around, and frankly, seeing Ms. Sheppard wipe the floor with a flailing Rodney who keeps trying to say the right thing and naturally ends up insulting all of Girl!Sheppard's ancestors, (a natural prelude to their living happily ever after of course) is something I would treasure forever.

From: [identity profile] emrinalexander.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-27 10:28 pm (UTC)
OH! I have a photo of The Flan's real life sister, the real estate agent, and she's tall, with long dark hair, and kind of a heart-shaped face; similar to The Flan/Sheppard, but not identical or anything (which is good, because all that beard stubble would look strange on a girl). SOOOOO, obviously, a Girl!Sheppard would be just as gorgeous as the male version. SOOOO, obviously, you need to write this one.

My hair is falling out from the anesthesia, this is the most sense I can make right now.
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From: [identity profile] sobelle.livejournal.com Date: 2007-08-28 04:20 am (UTC)
She was on the HG channel sometime recently I think? I have vague recollections of that... alas, I was too vague then and obviously missed her... D'Oh!

I would love to see the familial resemblance...

::pats you, gently:: and sends ~feeling better~ thoughts...
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From: [personal profile] romyra Date: 2007-08-27 11:49 pm (UTC)
oh lord you should write it if only for the massive amounts of giggles it will cause

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