...I think I've lost the ability to speak in other than meme or movie references.

It's like watching all of pop culture flash before my eyes. Suddenly, horrifyingly, I realize--this is my Facebook experience.

In other news, I think twatwaffle is now in my active vocabulary. This will end well.
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From: [personal profile] meredyth Date: 2010-11-05 03:52 am (UTC)
I don't have a F**Kbook for a reason, but OMG! I am seriously ROFLMAO with tears pouring down my face.

Thanks ever so for your posts on this - I mean, firstly, what an outrageous, stupid thing for that editor to have done, not only the theft, but then the response. But the responses are brilliant!

Wonderful to see the power of the little people when fuckery happens.

*hugs*

ps. how are you doing, honey? I hope you're recovering well and feeling better. :D
alchemise: True Blood: Godric smiling with bloody mouth (TB: :D)

From: [personal profile] alchemise Date: 2010-11-05 04:14 am (UTC)
That page is hilarious. Sweet sweet justice. :D
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From: [personal profile] akacat Date: 2010-11-05 04:23 am (UTC)
Lol! I need to be checking that page more often.

How come I can't "like" any of the comments, even though I'm logged in? Do I have to like cake source first?
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From: [personal profile] akacat Date: 2010-11-05 04:31 am (UTC)
Aaand I called it cake source. Obviously I just need to give up and go to the bakery already.
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From: [personal profile] jenna_thorn Date: 2010-11-05 01:18 pm (UTC)
Of course, that's why in Grigg's apology of "Well, I apologized to Monica, but that wasn't good enough for her so she's really punished me, now we've got 1800 new friends on Facebook." (paraphrased) is so grating.

Griggs seems to see the publicity as a reward. I can only hope that her advertisers and local businesses have longer memories than the internet and can convince her otherwise.
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From: [personal profile] kuwdora Date: 2010-11-05 04:27 am (UTC)
LOL someone broke out a Final Fantasy reference in one of their comments, awesome.

From: [identity profile] reddwarfer.livejournal.com Date: 2010-11-05 03:42 am (UTC)
Your kid play Mass Effect/2?

"This one does not have time for your solid waste excretions." And you have to say it like a Hanar would.

And then today will be complete.
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From: [personal profile] luminosity Date: 2010-11-05 03:51 am (UTC)
OMG. I just went over there after a couple of hours, and the only thing missing is a carnelian goldfish. It's hilarious and reminds me of a piranha feeding frenzy--all pink and frothy.

From: [identity profile] sphynxle.livejournal.com Date: 2010-11-05 03:57 am (UTC)
I wonder when people will learn never, EVER to underestimate the power of the internet.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2010-11-05 04:04 am (UTC)
Someone actually said "This is so mean." I just kind of boggled; by internet standards, this is like a rueful smile at a naughty kid. Just--wow.

From: [identity profile] sphynxle.livejournal.com Date: 2010-11-05 04:07 am (UTC)
In terms of what Anonymous can do, this is nothing xDDD Mostly, it's amusing as hell.

From: [identity profile] eponymousanon.livejournal.com Date: 2010-11-05 04:16 am (UTC)
Oh wow this is hilarious... interesting how Facebook ID makes people go to the internet memes and quotes rather than to profanity.

From: [identity profile] tricksterquinn.livejournal.com Date: 2010-11-05 05:26 am (UTC)
Twatwaffle. Really. Oh, Jenn.

From: [identity profile] ionaonie.livejournal.com Date: 2010-11-05 12:16 pm (UTC)
This is making me both laugh and facepalm at the same time.

I just.

It's hilarious. But just so depressing at the same time.

Also, I love how the ENTIRE internet is schooling her. Brilliant. That Facebook page is a thing of beauty.

From: [identity profile] ziarenete13x.livejournal.com Date: 2010-11-05 04:54 pm (UTC)
Alright, I usually lurk on here and laugh at all the wonderful internet fail you post. But now I had to actually say, "Thank you for linking me to the lulz. I think I might flowchart this shitstorm."

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