seperis | sgareview - common ground, s3e7

Oh hell yes.

Paper bag paper bag *can't breathe* Christ yes.

Brief, hysterical spoilers.

So the thing where he beat the *fuck* out of two Genii while what, *eighty*? And *limping*? And *shaky*? And omg threw a knife? And all 'kill everyone'! And the thing with the Wraith and the thingie of de-aging?

I have the best fictional boyfriend ever.

More later. PAGES of more later. A lot of it? Will be pure, unadulterated squee. Oh my God the squee. Seriously. Paper bag needed *now*.

Kolya, I am *counting* the ways I am going to kill you fictionally. The first one involves a spoon and a Prince Albert.

Oh my God, that is my new favorite episode.

So. Was it good for you?

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KNIFING PEOPLE. NEW PIMP COAT. DID I MENTION KNIFING PEOPLE?

Dude, I think I need a cigarette or something.

OMG THREW THE KNIFE! Seriously. My hands were *shaking* during the ep!

*hands cigarette* Oh yeah. That was the uncut stuff. Mainlined.

The thing that killed me dead was that John actually looked scared. Staring through the bars at the Wraith - he looked totally bloody scared and it KILLED ME. (As is evidenced by the fact that I'm repeating myself mindlessly).

Also, crumpled on the floor, repeating the conviction that his friends would come . . . oh my heart.

MY TORTURED WOOBIE! WHO KICKED ASS AND TOOK NAMES! WHILE EIGHTY AND LIMPING!

Such a badass. Love him. Marrying him. When he grows up. *grins*

God, *JOHN*.

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cjandre.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-08-26 04:16 am (UTC) - expand

I totally second that hell yes.

It was SO good for me. Gah. That's all I have to say. I am overflowing with squee and John love.

Double Gah.

Double triple, *omega* love for my John. Oh my God. God yes. YES.

seriously? no coherency. None.

*lights cigarette*

Just. Like. That.

The John!love is strong in this one.

But... but... he didn't name his Wraith! Who kinda looked like a member of KISS with the star around his eye.

*shares cigarette*

It's a secret name.

...okay, I'm sick, but that was kind of a hot Wraith. As Wraith go.

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See my commentary for full fledged squee.

But for now... OMG shit. *BREATHES INTO PAPERBAG*

There needs to be postep fic now plz. Kay.

YES YES YES OMMG YES.

Oh man, I think I need a cigarette (and I don't even smoke).

I think my years in slash have warped me, becasuse I thought John and the wraith were pretty damned slashy--especially the wraith. There's just something so intimate and sexual about the hand over the heart and the taking (and giving back) of life. I knew that would happen--had to happen--but it was still cool. The slasher in me would've preferred a more private 'morning after' before the cavalry arrived.

...you aren't alone.

That was--yeah. And as Wraith go? He was hot.

*not ashamed*

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teenygozer.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-08-26 03:19 pm (UTC) - expand

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

::pant pant::

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

!!!!

And that was my reaction while watching. Ditto on the new favorite episode. Staying up to watch again?

YES! CLAWING AT THE SCREEN! OMG MY JOHN!

And teh wraith!

*breahtes into bag* No coherency. None.

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volari.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-08-26 03:43 am (UTC) - expand

OH GOD I KNOW

*FLAILS*

*clings to you, offers paper bag and/or cigarette*

BEST. EP. EVER. John -- oh, God, the Woob overflowed and killed me ded. And *Rodney* leading the Marines into battle, and Elizabeth being her regular emo self, and the Genii leader guy whose name I can never remember! And Koyla, that evil and sadistic prick, the love grows everytime I *see* him.

On a purely shallow note, EVERYONE WAS WEARING THE BLACK/BOOTS COMBO, and Teyla had her booby shirt, And Ronon had a new outfit!

This episode is right up there with The Defiant One. OMG. The love.

YES YES YES. YES YES YES!!

NO COHERENCY. NONE!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! OHMYGOD OHMYGOD

JOHN!

And the only thing even CLOSE to being as good as every scene John was in in this episode was Rodney giving orders to the marines! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And "What have you done to him!!!"

*dies*

John! Leather jacket! Smart ass hostage!!! THREW THE FUCKING KNIFE!!!

Is it wrong that I wish he could have produced the knife magically from his hair? *G*

THREW THE KNIFE!

OH MY GOD I MAY NEVR TURN OFF MY CAPSLOCK!

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emrinalexander.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-08-26 03:39 am (UTC) - expand

That was pure poetry in Whumpage not to mention Sheppage.

I want MORE!

God yes. Please yes.

Ooh, I forgot that word. Whumpage. That? Was good whumpage.

And I will be SQUEEING right along with you. My SQUEE is officially back with this ep. I'm so HAPPY right now...SQUEEEEE! Can I borrow the paper bag?

YESYESYESYESYES

*thrusts paper bag at you* Hurry. Will need agian when I remember John sprawled on the ground with teh Wraith crouched over him, doing--things. THINGS.

AND THE KNIFE.

Just when I thought my crush had reached its high point - the knife throwing! and the jacket! And Rodney being all bad ass ready to go rescue him! *flails helplessly and happily*

YESYESYES.

God. So favorite ep.

OHMYGOD
OHMYGOD
OHMYGOD

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::HYPERVENTILATES::LEVITATES::fallsover::

YESYESYES!

*catches you*

OH MY GOD THE SQUEE THE SQUEE THE SQUEE.

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emrinalexander.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-08-26 03:54 am (UTC) - expand

And you know what? His hair was still looking all messy and hot. Even with the gray. I saw the end coming but it was sweet anyway.

Oh Kolya must die. We need a Kill Kolya Ficathon.

How awesome would it be for Rodney to ultimately be the one who kills Kolya. Between the arm cutting and the boyfriend torture, I think yes. *g*

*sits back and waits for someone to write that*

There was a hell of a lot of yummy John/Rodney in this one too, I thought. Not just the SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE X 1000 for John, but Rodney--hell, everyone--were just SO. DAMN. AWESOME.

Please let 11pm get here quick!

Oh Christ yes. I will forgive the SGA writers many, many things for this. No matter what cracked out things they do or poorly managed ethical quandaries they bog the plot down with, we'll always have "Common Ground".

This was pretty much the everyone loves John Sheppard including Kolya and the Wraith dude hour. As they should. Because as a tv boyfriend he totally kicks ass. With a knife no less. I'd forgive a few weak episodes for the multiple knife kills alone.

God, John why must you make me love you so much? Every minute he appeared was perfect. All the little moments, like him nodding at Elizabeth to comfort her when she refused to trade for him even though he was about to be tortured. Him believing in his team. Killing people with knives. Really, I think it is impossible to be happier with this episode.

We are so far behind here in Aus and there is no sign of when it will be screened. *wails* *must get broadband* *g*

It's bad that I already watched it again, right?

But OMG I want to huggles John forever. And OMG the KNIFE! And the black leather jacket! And him killing people while he's like, two seconds from death! And THE KINFE!

I have never loved another episode of television as much as this, EVER, and that includes 30 Days on Voyager where they actually demoted Tom and tossed him in prison and he wrote an angsty letter to his dad. Which I loved at the time but this SO blows that out of the water because we saw John tortured! Repeatedly! And he said, "I didn't think anything could hurt that much!" And he threw the knife right into the guy's HEART!

And I need to stop using the shift key and the exclamation point. :)

My reaction to this episode: Okay, John, as of this moment you and Rodney are my co-favorites in canon and as far as fandom is concerned I will never cheat on you again by reading Rodney slashed with anyone else because it's only fair since I couldn't read you paired with anyone else because I felt that was cheating on Rodney and now my love for both of you is strong and equal and pure and this sentence has gone on way to long but that is because my love for you, John, is so strong right now that I don't care about proper sentences.

By the way, Kolya has gone from my list of characters who need to die, to my list of characters who need to die in the post horribly painful ways possible. After all he has now tortured both of my co-favorite Atlantis characters.

*sprawled on the floor* This episode killed me dead. It had me panicked, screaming at the TV, crying, whimpering, than liking that Wraith, then screaming again. *shudders*

WHAT. A. RIDE. *melted*

OH MY GOD YES. SO MUCH YES.

The moment when his gun just *appeared* from under the arm of the soldier he was using as a body shield? Boom chika boom boom.

So the thing where he beat the *fuck* out of two Genii while what, *eighty*? And *limping*? And *shaky*?

I said that exact thing, and my husband said (very proudly), "Well. That's his black-ops training, right there."

My fav part was Rodney's annoyed, "HE'S EVEN YOUNGER NOW THAN HE WAS BEFORE!!!" Ha!

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