Tuesday, October 26th, 2010 08:26 am

so two days, huh?

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Inspired by OTT on SF_Drama, and because I need a laugh and because we are t minus two days from surgery, though I am now comforted because [personal profile] astolat sent me a Horace who actually likes me (see him smile?) (*hearts astolat*). Horace the Most Awesome will join me in the hospital and considering the power of my death grip, possibly will be clutching during surgery. Seriously. Fingers of steel.

Anyway, tell me your hilarious "sick" stories, as made famous by Ally at Hyperbole and a Half's unfortunate experience of being sick at a Texas track meet. Or post links to funny stories! Bonus points for hilarious body fluid anecdotes.

*clutching the stuffed Horace not filled with hate*
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From: [personal profile] reginagiraffe Date: 2010-10-26 02:17 pm (UTC)
A long time ago I had my tubes tied. The way they do this is to make a tiny incision in your belly button, another in your pubic hair and then blow up your insides with air to have enough room to work. They try to get as much air out as possible before closing you up but there's always some left.

After I woke up from anesthesia, I found myself unconciously rocking forward and back. After a little while, I felt like I was going to throw up. But instead I burped. For about FIVE SECONDS. (Count it out loud - One thousand one, One thousand two, One thousand three, One thousand four, One thousand five. Yes, a VERY LONG BURP!)

My husband (who was in the room with me) and I start giggling like 12-year-olds. The nurse pokes her head in and asks if everything was okay. We had to pretend to be grown-ups and reassure her that everything was fine. I don't imagine she was used to people laughing in the recovery room.

And then a few minutes later I did it AGAIN. (Although this was a mere 2 or 3 seconds in length.)

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