This Is History, 3
Sherlock BBC (Sherlock/John, eventually)
In which John has to explain things.
Set after The Great Game. Britpicked by [personal profile] dani_the_girl, though I've made some changes and all mistakes that remain were definitely made without her permission. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] tricksterquinn for beta duties, sentence structure, French advice, and staring accusingly at my crimes against grammar. You can totally blame any remaining mistakes on her.

part 1, part 2, part 3



To no one's surprise, the third woman is discovered to have been a patient as well; John doesn’t know how Sherlock acquired the report and the less asked, he suspects, the better for both their sanity. Or what's left of John's, in any case; that he's the less mentally stable of the residents of 221b isn't a position he ever aspired to, but he means to do his best to live up to it.

"I first became aware of the fact you were missing time by your reaction to my comments on sufficient sleep," Sherlock tells him with all the drama of a first year university student at a terribly melodramatic audition. It's rather comforting, all things considered; even a flatmate suspected of being a serial killer isn't enough to throw him off. "It had not escaped my attention that your absence corresponded with not only the murders, but also with the weather; a rather inept but workable way to underline the fact your return to the flat was hours later than your departure from Sarah's. The first time, of course, was not notable; the second, however, was telling, especially your reaction to the body."

John wishes profoundly that Harry was not such an excellent representative of what happens when one turns to drink to deal with the vagaries of life; he has never wished so profoundly for something both extremely strong and in large quantities. "My reaction--"

"While I'm sure the idiot who treated you might consider that 'triggering'," the verbal fingerquotes are nearly visible, "you have observed several corpses since your release from St. Bart's without reaction, one of which happened to fall on top of you when your imaginary limp led you to an unfortunate incident with a ladder," thank you, Sherlock, no wish to forget that bit of personal trivia, "and while finding one on our very doorstep at an early hour might be somewhat shocking, it wouldn't explain the intensity of your reaction. "

John drinks his third cup of tea before eight. "You think I--what, saw the body beforehand?"

"I think you were present at her death," Sherlock answers crisply. "While you do not have conscious memories of it, I believe--"

"That I watched as they were tortured to death."

Sherlock's head comes up sharply, having forgotten, apparently, that to some, this topic might be somewhat upsetting. "Yes."

Right. Setting down the cup, John leans his head into his hands; there is nothing about this conversation that is sane. "And you didn't think to talk to me about it?"

"Correlation does not always equal causation." Sherlock hesitates. "I also didn't believe Lestrade would find corroborating, if rather questionable, evidence in the hospital records that would lead him to confront you directly."

John's eyes narrow. "You wanted the opportunity to follow me from Sarah's last night." Sherlock looks his opinion of people who feel the need to state the obvious. "Right, then. Carry on."

"Really, John," Sherlock says disparagingly as he returns to the laptop, though his irritation seems aimed more at the misspellings in the report than John's continuing insistence on finding this entire thing utterly mad, "this situation is unfolding quite predictibly. If you are being framed for a crime, the murderer will, of course, attempt to make it as obvious as possible." Sherlock frowns, pushing away John's laptop in dissatisfaction. "Too obvious, really. Who collects taxi receipts? Might as well start shouting it from the rooftops; no subtlety at all."

Sherlock, of course, would notice the quality of the criminals he hunts.

"Of course, they have the bright minds of Scotland Yard to contend with," Sherlock continues thoughtfully. "So I suppose obvious was a wise choice, all things considered."

Looking at Sherlock, John wonders how he can possibly find this conversation comforting; the blithe, easy explanation and speculation on motive, opportunity, and method are ridiculously reassuring, like any case they've worked together. Part of it, admittedly, is probably his own desire to disassociate from the entire mess; on the other, Sherlock's reaction is so matter of fact and, well, normal--barring the entire episode of them being involved and all--that it's hard to keep up any sort of panicked reaction in the face of such pleased speculation, as if John had given him the most brilliant Christmas present in the history of mankind.

Which John supposes, being the focus of a convoluted and unlikely plot to frame him as a modern day Jack the Ripper, it very well is; all the joy of pursuing justice in a convenient package no more than a staircase away. Really, thinking about it, even if Sherlock had managed to keep any other flatmates, John might very well be his favorite on the basis of being so very useful in the pursuit of a life less boring.

"In any case," Sherlock says, with an air of intense satisfaction, "the next day that shows signs of rain, you'll need to schedule a date with Sarah--"

"Right, about that." Setting the empty cup down carefully, John wonders, not for the first time, if Sherlock was grown in some sort of MI6-sponsored petri dish. "Don't think that'll work."

Sherlock frowns, eyebrows drawn together in irritation that any plan of his could possibly have a flaw. "I don't see why not."

John can and does blame Sherlock for deliberately ignoring the basics of social interaction, as John is perfectly aware Sherlock does in fact know what they are; this honest bewilderment, however, can only be laid at the door of whoever raised him (provided the petri dish theory is incorrect). "Sherlock," John says carefully, "less than two hours ago, you claimed we were involved."

Sherlock looks his incomprehension of how this could possibly be relevant.

"Sarah and I are," John says carefully, wondering why he even bothers with the present tense, "for lack of a better word, in an exclusive relationship." Sherlock's expression doesn't change. "Sherlock, I can state with relative certainty that at this time, she will not be interested in continuing a relationship with me when she thinks I'm involved with my flatmate."

Sherlock hesitates, eyes narrowing in thought. John can almost see him struggling to work out the confusing internal logic of relationships.

"Perhaps you could discuss an open relationship with her," he says after a moment of thought, looking at John with something very like hope; John is almost sorry to have to kill it dead before it can blossom, because, well, no. Taking a deep breath, John braces himself, because it's one thing to explain normal human relationships to Sherlock; it's another thing entirely to realize that he may very well have to explain Sherlock to himself.

"Even if Sarah were to agree--retroactively, I might add--that our relationship is--open," John says, very slowly and very carefully, "do you remember when you wandered off to pretend to examine the alley so you could have a fag and Lestrade asked you for one?" John waits for Sherlock to nod, still distressingly unenlightened. "And your completely unsurprising negative reaction? Do you think anyone, anywhere, would believe you would share? Anything? Ever?"

There's an appalling moment where John thinks he might actually have to go into detail, then Sherlock frowns, eyes widening. Enlightenment at last.

"And if you think this isn't the talk of the entirety of Scotland Yard," John continues ruthlessly, "not to mention that they were to interview Sarah today and I'll be shockingly unsurprised if this doesn't come up, oh, immediately, then I will get you another patch this minute, because--do I have to explain this further?"

"I think I understand." Sherlock slumps back, eyes unfocused, then he looks at John; for a moment, there's something else there entirely, vast and unreadable and unbearably focused on John alone, before it vanishes like it was never there at all. "Quite right." Then, "There's no help for it, then. We'll have to explain this to Sarah."

And here John thought it couldn't possibly get worse.




Sherlock's unfamiliarity with relationships is not precisely a surprise.

There was a time in university (according to Mycroft) that Sherlock would interact with various people in ways that could be interpreted as social, though Mycroft admits, with heavy regret, that surveillance at that time had been sketchy at best and he cannot confirm whether interaction ever turned sexual.

("Technology was not as it should have been, my dear Watson," Mycroft had said regretfully, gazing into the depths of Darjeeling Supreme with a wistful expression. "And he is quite good at creating controlled fires when vexed. Lost many hours of footage to that."

John's heartwarming teas with Sherlock's brother really have to go already.)

There had been a brief infatuation with an Indian national at university who apparently now worked for Indian intelligence and contracted with British intelligence on occasion ("I did like Adler," Mycroft had told him, this time over oolong and toast points, which even John found unsettling, though he isn't quite sure if it's the inappropriate tea combination or Mycroft reminding Anthea by telephone to verify Adler's current whereabouts in voice that in another universe might be considered nervous). Ms. Hudson had informed John, for no reason at all, of three rather disreputable individuals who Sherlock had been known to associate with, though John suspects the word dealers might be a more appropriate descriptor, and makes John want to conduct a drugs bust of the flat just on principle.

(Why he's the recipient of gossip on Sherlock's personal life is a question John has tried very hard not to consider overmuch.)

Given the available evidence and any and all conversations with Sherlock since, John is perfectly capable of making simple deductions, and one doesn’t have to be a consulting detective to come up with the obvious answer as to why Sherlock would think a cozy *tête–à–tête** between the three of them in their tiny living room is a brilliant idea.

"But John is not a serial killer," Sherlock concludes, settling back on the sofa with a distinct air of personal satisfaction, rather like when he solves a case when he has the benefit of a live audience.

On the armchair across from them, Sarah holds a cold cup of tea and stares between them as if suddenly, she understands why John is so very attached to her sofa. To compound the horror, Sherlock seems to abruptly remembers that they are now allegedly involved and stretches an arm across the back of the sofa, smacking John in the head.

"Right," she says.

"But you understand we will have to continue the ruse until the real killer is found," Sherlock says, and though John would bet his last quid Sherlock has never watched enough television or been to the cinema often enough to absorb the trope, he's doing a flawless performance of the plot of at least five major romantic comedies in the last three years. "I understand this might be inconvenient for you, but I assure you, it is only a means to an end."

Reaching back, John pats Sherlock's arm for his efforts and says, "Thank you, Sherlock. Now please go away."

Sherlock frowns at him in confusion, then seems to realize that the threesome part of the evening should now come to an end. "Right." Standing up, he looks at John speculatively before going the door and getting his coat. "I'll be out for a bit," he announces, obviously not sure if the entire production is clear enough to Sarah and John to escape commentary. "Lestrade called regarding an unrelated extortion case and left to his own devices, the victim will be paying for the next ten years unless I clear things up." Life is hard for the genius consulting detective, from his tone; so many people wrong in the world and so little time to correct them all.

John nods stiffly as Sarah begins to belatedly consume her tea, possibly as a prelude to a quick escape. John really can't blame her. As the door closes, John laces his hands together and struggles for something to add; nothing relevant comes to mind.

"I don't think you're responsible for the murders, John."

John doesn't look up at the sound of the cup being set down and Sarah rising; abruptly, however, she's sitting beside him, warm and kind, one slim hand covering his. "John."

"I don't--"

"I do." Pressing her shoulder against his, her fingers tighten. "So does Sherlock. So does anyone with sense, for that matter."

John looks at her, unable to help the smiling at the sympathetic quirk of her lips; slumping back into the sofa, he takes a deep breath, running his hands through his hair. "I don't know what to do," he admits. "Sherlock's--plan is insane. I knew no good could come of his new addiction to terrible late night telly."

"To be fair," she answers, resting her chin on his shoulder, "you couldn't anticipate this turn of events."

"Feels like I should have, though."

She buries a giggle against his jumper before she straightens. "So am I to be the shattered girlfriend?" she asks, eyes dancing. "I always wished in university I'd had the time to take a turn on stage."

John gives her a betrayed look, which only makes her giggle harder. "Sarah, I can't ask--"

"Of course you can." Her expression sobers. "Whoever is doing this, they're very good. You don't remember seeing any of those women?"

He still doesn't. "It's possible I forgot," he says slowly. His schedule is busy (though not unbearably so), and while the women were attractive, unless they'd come with a very unusual complaint, he might not have remembered them in the blur of names and faces that made a typical day at the hospital.

"And it's also possible that the records were altered," she answers flatly, eyes narrowed. "From what little I've gleaned from the paper, an amateur could hardly have accomplished what was done to those women. The murderer has had surgical training at the very least and is most likely still in practice." She hesitates. "It could be that one of the other doctors is responsible."

"A coroner also has the necessary training." He can almost see her making mental lists, going through their colleagues, discarding and adding names, asterisks and footnotes filling that clever mind.

"I wonder," she murmurs, almost to herself, "why you are their target." Her quick glance is speculative, curious, but John has no answer to that, only suspicions. He's circled the question more than once and as yet the answer eludes him. All the possibilities seem either too ridiculously far-fetched or unbearably convoluted. Moriarty is a suspect, if not for the murders themselves, then of encouraging, perhaps even assisting the murderer in his actions. It seems rather unlikely, however, if for no other reason than the lack of potential for mass deaths, though the gift of an interesting case for Sherlock is a point in its favor. On the other hand, a casual perusal of Wikipedia will inform anyone that doctors are among the most successful of serial killers; their knowledge, their position, and the training they receive to be objective in the face of human suffering makes them ideal candidates if they decide to go quite mad altogether. "And for that matter, how are they doing it?"

Yes, that is the question, isn't it?

"We'll find out," Sarah tells him confidently. "Takeaway? We can discuss the details of how this will work over dinner." Her eyes gleam, not unlike Sherlock's when he's engrossed in a particularly challenging case. "What would a woman order when her boyfriend is cheating on her with his flatmate?"

"You're having fun with this, aren't you?" John accuses, feeling a bit sullen that everyone seems to be enjoying the farce that is currently his life.

"Oh yes," she responds with unsettling relish. "Hurry up now; I've always thought curry was the best compliment for a good row, don't you agree?"
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From: [personal profile] out_there Date: 2010-10-26 08:51 am (UTC)
"Even if Sarah were to agree--retroactively, I might add--that our relationship is--open," John says, very slowly and very carefully, "do you remember when you wandered off to pretend to examine the alley so you could have a fag and Lestrade asked you for one?" John waits for Sherlock to nod, still distressingly unenlightened. "And your completely unsurprising negative reaction? Do you think anyone, anywhere, would believe you would share? Anything? Ever?"

Hee! I love John's careful explanation, including concrete examples of the behaviour, almost as much as I love the mental imae of Lestrade asking for a smoke -- as you do -- and getting the socially unexpected (yet typically Sherlock) reaction of no. Hilarious.

And social teas with Mycroft! I love the idea, even if it is a little terrifying.

"We'll find out," Sarah tells him confidently. "Takeaway? We can discuss the details of how this will work over dinner." Her eyes gleam, not unlike Sherlock's when he's engrossed in a particularly challenging case. "What would a woman order when her boyfriend is cheating on her with his flatmate?"

Oh, I love that Sarah is practical and competent, and utterly awesome in the face of the chaos that is Sherlock and anyone in Sherlock's life. (As a sidenote, I also loved teh comment in the last part about Molly and Sherlock needing to rely on her input as Anderson's an idiot. I like it when the girls can be awesome too.)
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From: [personal profile] sage Date: 2010-10-26 10:19 am (UTC)
ahahahahaha <3

Sarah is made of ALL the win!
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From: [personal profile] luce Date: 2010-10-26 10:26 am (UTC)
Oh, oh, oh! This is so awesome! I loved the plot and I do hope this is going where I hope it's going but if it isn't, well it'll still be very, very well written and plotty and exciting :D

Ok, I'll stop rambling now.
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From: [personal profile] malkingrey Date: 2010-10-26 03:04 pm (UTC)
Poor John. Now he's got his girlfriend and his honest-he's-just-my-flatmate-why-doesn't-anyone-believe-me teaming up to make his life embarrassing rescue him from being framed as a serial killer.
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From: [personal profile] concinnity Date: 2010-10-26 03:13 pm (UTC)
:) I just read the whole thing over breakfast. Nicely done!
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From: [personal profile] wealhtheow Date: 2010-10-26 04:40 pm (UTC)
I am so excited by this turn of events! I love that Sarah, Adler and Molly are still in the mix--that Sherlock's unwillingness to share and ruse of romance isn't enough to remove Sarah from the equation. I *like* her.

I can't wait to find out what's going on!
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From: [personal profile] digitalwave Date: 2010-10-26 05:19 pm (UTC)
I finally got to see A Study in Pink Sunday night on Masterpiece Theater and I loved it, sweetie. I was so happy to see you writing this and can't wait to see where you take them. As always, I could really 'hear' their voices in my head as I followed along. This story is such a nice gift to get to share in.

Before I forget, good luck with your surgery this week. I'll be sending lots of good healing thoughts your way. I know you'll feel better afterward.
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From: [personal profile] aethel Date: 2010-10-26 06:14 pm (UTC)
yay, obsessively checking journals for new fic has paid off!
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From: [personal profile] resonant Date: 2010-10-27 02:07 am (UTC)
I'm loving the characterizations in this! Especially John, who doesn't waste time panicking, just accepts that everything is mad, and moves on.
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From: [personal profile] nagasvoice Date: 2010-10-27 02:42 am (UTC)
Came over on a well-deserved reccie. Excellent story, oh please do continue! And best of luck on your surgery, too!
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From: [personal profile] emef Date: 2010-10-27 04:37 am (UTC)
want mooooooooore

<3
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From: [personal profile] calligrafiti Date: 2010-10-28 02:09 am (UTC)
I'm so glad PBS showed Sherlock this week, so I can have a show in mind while reading your fic. Such a wonderfully, ploty story! I like your way of writing Sarah, as well as the leads.

Good luck with the surgery! While it's never a pleasant thing to undergo surgery, at least this is a widely practiced one, with a long, successful history. I hope you have a quick recovery, with no undue drama.
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From: [personal profile] adabsolutely Date: 2010-11-05 08:49 pm (UTC)
Enjoying this story very much. Sarah for the win...

From: (Anonymous) Date: 2010-11-25 07:24 am (UTC)
I keep coming back to this to see if you've written more. I do hope you will. I think it's an amazing fic!

P.S. No DW account so have to post anon. It's cyranothe2nd on LJ.
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From: [personal profile] crinklysolution Date: 2010-12-20 03:55 am (UTC)
So very impressed with this and eager to find out what happens next! Glad you're not shorting Sarah as a character at all here, I always liked her and thought she had a good mind...and good nerves, too.
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From: [personal profile] libitina Date: 2010-12-22 10:44 pm (UTC)
Oh, Sarah is great, and that's a lovely way to end it, but I really want the end of the plot! ~grabby hands~

It's just the right level of complicated with foreshadowing and clues and herrings and curry. Lovely!

From: (Anonymous) Date: 2011-01-03 09:32 am (UTC)
This is great.

Rhia
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From: [personal profile] the_spike Date: 2011-01-19 09:50 am (UTC)
This is excellent, will there ever be more?

From: [identity profile] emmarrrrr.livejournal.com Date: 2011-01-24 01:21 am (UTC)
I love it when Sarah is awesome and competant and badass!

And Sherlock's cover story! Of course.

Just. Flailing and screaming right here. I NEED MORE OF THIS LIKE BURNING.

From: (Anonymous) Date: 2011-02-11 09:37 pm (UTC)
Please come back and finish this!
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From: [personal profile] tropes Date: 2011-07-09 08:10 pm (UTC)
This is SO GOOD. <3<3<3 Do you ever plan to continue it?

From: (Anonymous) Date: 2011-07-29 11:49 am (UTC)
Any chance at all this is finished somewhere, languishing unposted in a Word doc on your hard-drive? Because it is awesome, and I would love to have the rest of it.

From: (Anonymous) Date: 2011-08-30 04:30 pm (UTC)
MORE please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

From: (Anonymous) Date: 2011-11-16 06:56 pm (UTC)
This is one of my favorite Sherlock fics. I know there's a good chance you may never finish it but that doesn't stop it from being everything I want out of a Sherlock fic. I am really happy you shared this.

From: [identity profile] kuhekabir.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-26 08:06 am (UTC)
Loved it! :)

From: [identity profile] rissabby.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-26 09:09 am (UTC)
I haven't seen the new series yet, so I'm not familiar with TV Sarah. I like your Sarah though; very level-headed, and open-minded. She must really like John to be willing to act so cooperatively, and I'm glad that she seems to be enjoying the prospect of play-acting.
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From: [personal profile] ender24 Date: 2010-10-26 11:44 am (UTC)
ohh how I envy sarah!
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From: [identity profile] mylittlehottie.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-26 02:12 pm (UTC)
oh fuck me, i finally saw the new Sherlock Holmes! i am in soo much trouble, there are not enough hours in the day....can't decide if i should thank you or curse you for the recs!
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From: [identity profile] littleclodia.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-26 02:30 pm (UTC)
this so made my morning ♥
brilliant and gripping and sherlock is so sherlock

From: [identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-26 06:21 pm (UTC)
HEE.

From: [identity profile] yoiyami.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-26 06:26 pm (UTC)
Best flatmate ever! Petri dish! Heart warming teas! I am sure there were other parts I giggled at, but ahh! I did not expect to find such comedy in this chapter, and yet it absolutely works.
Let's not forget Sherlock having issues with sharing, or having to point that out to him!

Sometimes, I think Sarah is an awful lot like a sane!Sherlock and I have to wonder about Watson's type. Curry for a row! Is there a way to get very expensive or very noxious curry for the ultimate revenge!curry?

(However, I can not understand this sentence: Sherlock looks his opinion of people who feel the need to state the obvious. Is it just me?)

From: [identity profile] elucreh.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-27 12:39 am (UTC)
It might help to imagine a capital L at the beginning of "looks"?

From: [identity profile] cyranothe2nd.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-27 01:26 am (UTC)
"looks" is being used as a verb.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-27 02:18 am (UTC)
Yes, what they said above. Instead of saying it, he uses his stare to convey how he feels about it.

Thank you! I'm very glad you're enjoying it!

From: [identity profile] jujuberry136.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-26 09:36 pm (UTC)
Oh I love this chapter. Sarah is refreshingly badass and I love John and Mycroft's tea time where they gossip about Sherlock questionable romantic history.

Also, I'm throwing out Molly as the killer. Just for kicks. She's a coroner and maybe she's psychotically obsessed with Sherlock and wants to get his attention killing people and framing his flatmate. I'm sure I'm wrong though ;)

From: [identity profile] cyranothe2nd.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-27 01:26 am (UTC)
There are so many really laugh out loud moments in this chapter. I especially loved the scene with Sarah/John/Sherlock and Sherlock trying to put his arm around John and whapping him in the head instead ROFL!

From: [identity profile] thepouncer.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-27 02:07 pm (UTC)
This fills me with utter glee.

From: [identity profile] lizziebethlj.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-27 07:09 pm (UTC)
I want to hate you so much for dragging me into another fandom. Why do you do this to me? Evil.

Sigh. Now I have to set the DVR and watch the first episode online.

LOVE this so far...

From: [identity profile] iamladyliberty.livejournal.com Date: 2010-12-10 03:46 am (UTC)
this is phenomenal. i hope that you will consider returning to this story once all the challenges in RL calm. i think your characterization of john, particularly as someone for whom it is both impossible and yet inevitable to be in this situation, is amazing. The way you show his thought processes, especially his interactions with sherlock and now sarah, is just so damn good.

and of course, i'm dying to see what happens next.

thank you so much for writing and bringing a unique sense of voice and pov to this fandom.

and please, more?
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From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2010-12-20 09:45 am (UTC)
Also: YOU SHOULD FINISH THIS.

From: [identity profile] askmehow.livejournal.com Date: 2011-02-23 01:05 am (UTC)
I'm really enjoying this!
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From: [identity profile] laura-trekkie.livejournal.com Date: 2012-01-15 12:47 pm (UTC)
I've discovered this story somewhat late and see that it hasn't been updated in over a year. Any chance you will return to it, because it's a great read so far.

I love the depth of the plot, the spot on voices and John's utter bewilderment at what's going on. Who is targetting John? And is it to somehow hurt him, or is it a complex way of getting to Sherlock? Is it, as Sarah was considering, someone John works with, or maybe worked with? Is it Moriarty making another attempt at getting rid of John so that he and Sherlock can play?

Whomever it is, their plot is deviously complex. It takes a lot of planning to set up the kidnap of both John and the unfortunate victims. Plus he's got to fix the patient records and has to have undisturbed access to medical equipment and drugs. This has been well thought out for some time and I'm intrigued to get to the bottom of it.

I'm also intrigued to see how this slides into real John/Sherlock from this ruse Sherlock's set in motion. Sarah's in on it now, John's convinced himself (for the most part) that it's all just pretend and who knows what Sherlock is really thinking?

So yes, I do hope you continue this at some point.

Laura.

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    -- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
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  • You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
    -- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
    LJ, 3/15/2005
  • Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
    -- Summerfling, on shower sex
    LJ, 7/22/2005
  • It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
    -- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
    LJ, 2/7/2006
  • Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
    -- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
    LJ, 4/13/2006
  • Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
    -- deadlychameleon, on class
    LJ, 9/1/2007
  • If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
    -- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
    Twitter
  • I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
    -- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
    Twitter
    , 6/19/2019
  • Adding for Mastodon.
    -- Jenn, traceback
    Fosstodon
    , 11/6/2022

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