Dear Person Who Stole My Lunch From the Freezer,

I won't go into a lecture on how temporarily, I'm restricted from certain foods, and most days I don't even eat lunch, but the days I do, it's usually for a purpose, like avoiding life-ending nausea when I take hydrocodone to control gall bladder pain so I can sit up and talk and not scream a lot. I won't even explain how I have to time my food intake between my thyroid medication, work, and what I'm drinking so there's no interaction problems with the hydrocodone and potentially the benthyl that cause life-ending dry mouth and I avoid anyway. Because this is not a secret. And people who steal other people's lunches at work tend to be dicks anyway.

So you know, fuck you.

--Seperis, really goddamn nauseated now

Between this and something I read this morning and the clinic being closed tomorrow so unless I can get to the clinic before six tonight I have to wait until next week to get a refill on my script I am not amused.

I'll do a rec post later, maybe. Re-reading Sherlock and AIRPS is totally a prescription for a better mood.

ETA: Eating half a peanut butter twix. Does not help with nausea, but tastiness does distract from it. Also being that time of the month that involves blood and rage and whatnot, sugar is always welcome.
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From: [personal profile] azurehart Date: 2010-10-23 02:34 am (UTC)

*hugs*

I hope whoever stole your lunch dies a horrifically painful death involving a 350 pound transvestite trucker named Bubbles, a bag of live squid, a tap dancing horse, and a rest stop bathroom that hasn't been cleaned since Nixon was in office.
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From: [personal profile] sobelle Date: 2010-10-24 03:20 am (UTC)
My sympathies ... always amazed at the sense of entitlement? that some people seem to have.

I discovered one of my clerks doing it and asked him WHY? ...he couldn't answer... other than to blubber that he was hungry and he didn't think they would mind. There's no accounting for stupidity and thoughtlessness.


Wishing you the best for your upcoming surgery and recovery.
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From: [identity profile] averzierlia.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 05:02 pm (UTC)
Would comment-fic just for you make you feel a bit better?

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 05:04 pm (UTC)
...God I do sound pathetic.

The answer to that question is always, by the way, God yes please.

*hopeful*
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Drabble Crossover

From: [identity profile] averzierlia.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 05:25 pm (UTC)
The one where Kris is a Leaf ninja and Adam is a Sound ninja

"Kris," Naruto says with a shocked look on his face, "is that sound ninja stalking you?"

Not even bothering to look around (oh god when did this become his life) Kris shrugs. "Probably."

Popping up in front of them out of seemingly nowhere, the sound ninja in question says "I resent that."

"What would you call it then?" Kris asks Adam, slipping on past and continuing on his way.

"I'm escorting you through hostile territory." Adam replies with a pained look on his face.

"Uh-huh. Stalking. I can take care of myself."

"Sure you can," returns Adam cheerfully. "Like that time in Suna-"

"Bad luck-" Kris starts.

"And that time in Rain-"

"I was handling it-"

"And that time with Itachi-"

Rounding on Adam, Kris shouts, "It's still stalking!"

Tilting his head and smirking at Kris, Adam purrs "No, Kris, because stalking is for people who don't have the object of their desire."

As Kris blushes, Naruto shakes off his shock and says "Wait, what?!"

Re: Drabble Crossover

From: [identity profile] eavling.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 08:37 pm (UTC)
KYAAAAAAAA! ♥

Re: Drabble Crossover

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 08:52 pm (UTC)
ACK MISSED THE EMAIL.

Tilting his head and smirking at Kris, Adam purrs "No, Kris, because stalking is for people who don't have the object of their desire."

AHAHAHAHA. YES. TRUE.

You? Are awesome.

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Re: Drabble Crossover

From: [identity profile] averzierlia.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 08:53 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you liked it :D
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From: [identity profile] lillian13.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 05:19 pm (UTC)
Go an a cube-by-cube search and destroy mission. Then call me and I'll make sure they never find the body.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 05:25 pm (UTC)
I am so close to something like that. They probably took it when I was out of the office yesterday, since I brought it on Wednesday wiht another lunch for this week.

*seething quietly*
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From: [personal profile] reginagiraffe Date: 2010-10-22 05:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, man. That sucks under the best of times but now? When you're balanced on a knife edge of drugs and food and pain.

Fuckers.

*hugs*

From: [identity profile] ianthe-echo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 06:15 pm (UTC)
*hugs and hugs and hugs*

From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 06:27 pm (UTC)
There are exactly two places within my driving range that sell PB Twix. Both are gas stations. Both can recognize me on sight.

It is, of course, a complete coincidence.

(Ok, yeah, there's probably a place in Boston but I fear the cabs more than I love the cookie crunch.)

Um, read [livejournal.com profile] moirariordan RPFbang yet? It's made out of chocolate unicorns and wish granting bunnies.

From: [identity profile] archaeologist-d.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 06:47 pm (UTC)
Someone stole your lunch. How tacky is that! Never mind that you are sick. It's just plain wrong.

From: [identity profile] svrldsmntls.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 08:04 pm (UTC)
OMFG WHEN THAT HAPPENED TO ME I WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE! they gave me this loooooong list of things i couldnt eat because of my gallstone and omfg yeah not a happy camper..at all.

From: [identity profile] eavling.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-22 08:38 pm (UTC)
My deepest sympathies for your loss.

From: [identity profile] svilleficrecs.livejournal.com Date: 2010-10-26 10:58 pm (UTC)
http://lifehacker.com/5672292/defeat-food-thieves-once-and-for-all-with-laxatives Saw this and thought of you.

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