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How to make me pout myself into hysteria (if you are not

akavertigo, who already does that):

Dragonriders of Pern Kradam - I did not know how much I wanted this and it is only two comments. Dammit. To be honest, I didn't know I wanted it. Now I do. I want like, a series of strangely intriguing novels, and yeah, I agree; if I were a greenrider, I'd be like, stabbing people when they said my dragon was proddy. Oh yeah. See if they liked that prodding.

I am connecting.

So basically I'm going to be torturing myself for a while reading prompt answers blind never knowing if they are finished (if you are one of those who wrote like, multipost porn and then stopped and at least one involved spanking? Oh my God. I almost failed a script at work out of spite or possibly like, not paying attention, IDK).

*pats your shoulder*

And here I was thinking I was KIND in not sending you wips. Because, I didn't want to cause you PAIN.

Oh, *wow* that is amazeballs.

You're aware that I just finished 60k of a SGA/Pern fusion, yes? That it will be done (ready or not) on September 20th?

God you're a tease.

Yes, I'm marking the date right now. This will be awesome.

It has a feral dragon.

Which is entirely

auburn's fault. Because she's brilliant. Or perhaps diabolical.

But not a WIP. A complete fic.

(Psst. We have to keep an eye on

mad_maudlin's journal. She's working on an SGA/Trek Reboot fusion that's nothing short of brilliant. I've seen pieces. Really, really good.)

Now I really get to tease.

Story preview.

And it turned out to be 80k.

September 20 is my BIRTHDAY. I didn't realize the universe had arranged presents, though.

Dang. It was supposed to be a surprise.

Me too. \o/

Happy birthday (somewhat belated).

Happy belated birthday?

Story preview post.

But since I'm overdue:

The roars repeated again. The bluish-green dragon raised its throat to bellow in bell-like tones. Then a green dragon, it's scales dappled and shading to a shimmering gold, landed on the ground level, trotting to a halt just a dragon's length or two away from John. Its wings stirred a wafting breeze, kicking up dust that John blinked away, turning his face. Even the smaller greens were massive.

Its rider clambered off, grumbling to himself. "I have to deal with the wherry-farming, rock-headed... You!" The man raised his voice and pointed in John's direction.

John looked behind himself for another rider. But he was alone.

"No, I mean the wine casks--yes, you!" The rider approached, head lowered in a stubborn hunch, the wide line of his mouth set in a sideways scowl. "No tourists in the lower caverns."

John patted the wine cask, deftly maneuvering his wine sack behind his hip. "Just delivering the Benden tithe." He gave the rider a disingenuous smile.

The rider huffed. "Well, you took your sweet time about it." He gazed up at the stack, momentarily derailed. "It's a good haul anyway."

He made a preemptory wave of his hand, shooing John, the Lord Holder Heir Apparent to seat of Benden Hold, like he was a common drudge. "Now scram. We have important dragonrider business beyond your feeble comprehension to attend to."

As far as John could tell, all the dragons were doing were settling in to sleep. But he said, "Sure thing."

OMG, I can't even squee past the HUGE FACE-SPLITTING GRIN! :D

*beams* Happy birthday!

This is seriously the BEST PRESENT THAT COULD EVER BE.

Omg, Pern?!?!?! *goes to read* Also, akvertigao is HILARIOUS and I, too read stuff that isn't finished and am like, ARRRRRRGGGGHHH, but I can't stop myself.

um. what was the spanking fic?

*whistles*

*hopes doesn't owe you a script whatever the hell that is*

God, a few?

This one most specifically: http://community.livejournal.com/aianonlovefest/6425.html?thread=6879513#t6879513

Oh crap. Lol. Yeah, um. I might know something about that one.

Oh you are kidding.

*hysterics*

I'm writing the end this week, didn't want to post more until I had it finished?

it's the dirtiest thing I've ever posted and I was silent running and figuring out whether I wanted to ~confess... still not sure, lol!

so i owe you a code thingie? script? ahaha omg sorry? XD

edited at: Date: 2010-08-24 05:53 am (UTC)

I knew it was someone good, because that was--wow.

*glee* You are finishing! All is forgiven!

Awww

\o/

*Kris in my icon ~appreciates your forgiveness*

OH MY GOD.

:D :D

OH SHHHHHHH

(lol omg)

I'll be perfectly silent as long as you KEEP WRITING :)

(As soon as she mentioned a spanking WIP I knew exactly which one she was talking about. OMG, spanking porn of my heart (not even my kink, specifically, but wow SO hot).

This like, kind of single-handedly created my kink for it in this fandom.

Right, exactly. :)

She's a dangerous, corruptive influence!

You figured out my secret.

We were both total innocents before she came along. ;)

Hee. An ~arrangement worthy of Kradam. I was *this close* to coming out anyway, just wanted to be sure I was going to finish it, and that no family members actually had discovered my lj, lol (kidding). It's meant to be. I made the choice to say something on this lj, so don't worry about it. <333

Oh, yayyyy!!! actually, because it's something I didn't really ~intend to write, and since it was anon, I kind of let myself go. A bit. I know right! The prompt for some reason just... the story was right. there.

*g* You want me to screen these for sekrit purposes?

No, that's okay. Thank you for offering. <33 I was *this close* to coming out anyway, but figured I'd finish it first, then decide one last time if I wanted something so ~naughty attached to my name, but pretty much had already decided, eh, lj, fandom, what the hell. Also I wanted to try to claim it on some square for kink bingo if I could, heh. :)

the fact that that is a purple link has basically ruined my night.

*sad* I think I saw your feedback on it. I know the feeling.

the purple link is the bane of my existence in this fandom.

There are not enough dragons in this fandom. I think the Merlin gang inhaled the bulk and MCR sucked up the crumbs. Which is just-just criminal, really.

Don't we deserve dragons? I mean, we've pretty much conquered the mile-high club angle and the wing-fic thing, so why can't we have scales and altitudes and-and stuff? Dragon stuff.

In conclusion: I blame the BBC.

I think I'm going to blame you. You would write SPLENDID dragons, but do you? No, of course not. You try to divert attention to the BBC.

moirariordan and I had a very long, very dumb blather (http://kradamadness.dreamwidth.org/9897.html?thread=452777#cmt452777) about that.

I can't believe I missed this. She is every bit as crazy as you are. So now I blame BOTH OF YOU for our sad lack of dragon fic. Look at all the potential going to waste. And I don't want to hear about the paperwork. WRITE DRAGONS, DAMMIT.

*ahem* Please?

Can't. Am busy trying to cobble together Kris and Adam's highly uncomfortable morning after flashback.

So you're saying if I'm going to nag anyone, it should be moirariordan?

God, yes.

Also try to squeeze a tear on the topic of married vampires.

I'm happy to help on the topic of married vampires. How many tears will be convincing without looking like a set up?

Depends. Would you be willing to go with the "I have three months to live" angle?

Of course. Especially if we end up with married vampires. It's not like she can find me and beat me up when she finds out it was a ploy. With this approach I don't need to cry, I can make her cry. I like this much better.

I'm pretty sure I saw a Pern fic on cockbert's 101 places to fornicate yesterday. I don't read them because despite my intense love for fantasy I've never actually read The Dragonriders of Pern (they were not readily available here when I was younger), which means that the fics read like Greek to me.

I found that one after I posted this! Hilarity.

This is all slightly less hysterical than yesterday, but you are killing me here. Now I have two more fics I need to stalk and beg for more of.
FML. When am I supposed to get any work done?

Saying your dragon is proddy as a reason for a rider to show ~any kind of temper, annoyance, irritation, etc, is just like saying a woman is crabby because she has PMS. Pisses me the hell off! I can be in a bad mood without hormones, thank you!

~deathglare

My gawd, I wish that writer would write more of that fic for us. I think she's gone back into lurking, though. It says 2/2. D:

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