The reason I don't mod communities very often is my strong fascist tendency to want to control all aspects of the community. Which is why if I co-mod with [livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn, I tend to never go near the community if I can help it, just to avoid the problems inherent in a sudden, unquenchable desire to oppress people and make them bow.

Case in point.

[livejournal.com profile] seperis: Did you put [removed username to protect the stupid] person on moderated status?
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: no
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: Hmm
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: Can we put them on moderated status?
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: well, what would that accomplish?
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: I never bothered to tell them I was deleting their post
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: Because it is fun.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: I just delete.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: If you want to power trip, I shall not stand in your way.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: *generous*
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: Hmm
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: How do I mod just one person?
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: *frowns*
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: lj is not being efficient here.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: *grins*
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: Now, by mod, do you mean, ban them?
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: No
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: Because you can deny posting access, or you can deny membership altogether.
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: Just make it so all their posts have to be approved.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: No, can't do that.
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: *sulks*
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: life sucks.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: I know, I know.
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: You could do it in mailing lists!
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: Fine
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: I am taking away their posting access!
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: ...when I figure out how to do that.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: But it could be entertaining!
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: I want to see if they entertain me again.
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: *sulks* WHY?
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: *vetoes blackballing!*
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: Because!
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: Oh come on.
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: Let's go darkside here.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: Blackball someone else!
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: go blackball cj.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: She'll never notice.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: It'll be good practice for you!

Note to [livejournal.com profile] cjandre--I would never blackball you. But note that [livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn would. Not me. So send me more porn plz.
ext_1890: (Default)

From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 07:08 am (UTC)
*smiles sweetly* I'd worry if I thought CJ ever read her flist.

*hums smugly*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 07:15 am (UTC)
*content* I'll email her a link and then she will love me best and send me porn.
ext_1890: (....all seperis' fault.)

From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 07:18 am (UTC)
CJ knows my heart. *confident*

And she knows you'd blackball her in two *seconds* if the right offer came along. You'd sell her--any one of us, really!--out for a day old brownie and we all know it here.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 07:20 am (UTC)
Oh please. It would have to be less than twelve hours old, still warm, and made from Godiva. Duh.
ext_1890: (Default)

From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 07:21 am (UTC)
You! Stop feigning standards!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 07:22 am (UTC)
STILL WARM AND TWELVE HOURS OLD.
ext_1890: (Cookies are the awesome.)

From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 07:24 am (UTC)
A POX ON YOUR BIRTHDAY BROWNIES.

AND YOUR HOUSE.

BUT MOSTLY YOUR BOX OF BROWNIES.

From: [identity profile] cjandre.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 08:46 pm (UTC)
I didn't even need to get a link - I've been reading my flist, but missing Seperis's posts for some reason and went to see what was up - and here we are.

NO PORN FOR YOU, MISSY!

How I will do this with my SGA Big Bang story actually showing progress, I don't know. I suppose I shall have to walk out of the challenge in a fannish huff, tossing my sable locks, and pouting wildly.

...

Well, perhaps not.

But still - NO PORN FOR YOU!

*huffs*

From: [identity profile] tylergrrls.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 07:18 am (UTC)
Your modly smackdown is sexy. Don't ever change. :D

-Bree

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 07:22 am (UTC)
I would make such an awesome dictator. I'm capricious and vindictive and have a rage half-life of about five minutes. It's entirely possible I can completely forget not only that I banned someone, but why I banned them at the first sign of brownies.

It's sad that I know all of the above from experience and unfortunate choices in flist filtering. *sad*

From: [identity profile] tylergrrls.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 07:31 am (UTC)
If you were a dictator, you would need one hell of a crack bodyguard team. A baker/assassin could take down your empire with a few quick moves!

As I am an awesome baker, I would live happily in your despoticly ruled kingdom. As long as there were naked men for all!

-Bree

From: [identity profile] justalurkr.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-19 03:03 am (UTC)
Never, ever was I a fascist mod except for anytime anyone for any reason made me think they were presuming on modly privilege.

Then I banned their asses for all time everywhere I could reach for ever and ever and ever.

I think that's reasonable.
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From: [personal profile] abbylee Date: 2007-03-18 07:39 am (UTC)
I think I'm a good admin, in that I'm one of those people who has strictish rules, but I'll lay them out and explain them politely to anyone who breaks them, and try to make everything as clear and fair as possible. But I'm a horrible minion, because if you give me the ability to change things, then I have a really really hard time controlling the urge to fix things that I think need fixing. Although, I do take orders well, just only if they're really really specific. (I actually always find this hilarious about myself. I'm good at leading, I'm good at following, but I suck at the middle ground, where I'm in the position to do something but for some unknown reason I'm not supposed to.)

You should make that suggestion to [livejournal.com profile] suggestions. I can't imagine it's easy programming/databasing (yes, I am totally making that a word), so it would be in the work queue forever, but there's no chance if it's not in the queue in the first place.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 04:12 pm (UTC)
True. It would be nice to be able to set a single person on mod status, especially if they're new to the community. Or being really,really against the FAQ.
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From: [personal profile] abbylee Date: 2007-04-06 09:27 pm (UTC)
Ooh, ooh, and, it turns out that you sort of can. In that there's a workaround.

Change the whole community so that posts are moderated. Then, go manage your members and give everyone (but the offending party) the ability to make unmoderated posts.

Advantage: Does exactly what you want.

Disadvantage: You need to remember to give the priv to new members. Which could possibly be a good thing too?

From: [identity profile] ltlj.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 01:47 pm (UTC)
Yay for banning! It's my favorite part of community management.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 04:11 pm (UTC)
It really, really is.

*glows*

From: [identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 01:51 pm (UTC)
:snerk: I still love that due to the userinfo on the comms I run, I have the power to delete anything I damn well want. 'OMG SQUEE' is off-topic and can be deleted. mwhahahaha.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 04:11 pm (UTC)
Mmmm. Corruptive power.
that_mireille: Mireille butterfly (Default)

From: [personal profile] that_mireille Date: 2007-03-18 02:05 pm (UTC)
God, now I want someone to annoy me so I can ban them. Sadly, I mod only one comm, and everyone there behaves.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 04:08 pm (UTC)
*sighs* God, I know the feeling. I have all this mad desire to abuse power! And nowhere to use it.
that_mireille: Mireille butterfly (Default)

From: [personal profile] that_mireille Date: 2007-03-18 04:21 pm (UTC)
I know. I'm now trying to psychically goad my ficathon community into posting off-topic, or something.

ender24: (Default)

I am curious...

From: [personal profile] ender24 Date: 2007-03-18 02:08 pm (UTC)
is blackball the same as blackmailing, or does it have more connotations to it ?

Re: I am curious...

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 04:08 pm (UTC)
No, they're two separate and distinct concepts.

Blackball, taken from here (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=blackball).

Main Entry: 1black·ball
Pronunciation: 'blak-"bol
Function: transitive verb
1 : to vote against; especially : to exclude from membership by casting a negative vote
2 a : to exclude socially : OSTRACIZE b : BOYCOTT
ender24: (Default)

thanks!

From: [personal profile] ender24 Date: 2007-03-18 04:23 pm (UTC)
hee, I totally got that one wrong then :D
thanks for clarification!

I like that word!

*wanders off to look for someone to blackball*
ender24: (Default)

oh no!

From: [personal profile] ender24 Date: 2007-03-18 04:24 pm (UTC)
I don't need to wander off to look for someone *g*
I think, a certain someone already accused me this week to exactly doing that!!
that I was suppose to have a conspiracy going on to exclude her from all fannish things :D

cool!
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From: [personal profile] kernezelda Date: 2007-03-18 04:45 pm (UTC)
You and SVMadelyn are so cute! :D
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From: [personal profile] dorothy1901 Date: 2007-03-18 07:01 pm (UTC)
Mods using their modly power to oppress strike down the stupid gives me a delightful tingle. <tingles>

From: [identity profile] cjandre.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 08:42 pm (UTC)
svmadelyn: Blackball someone else!
svmadelyn: go blackball cj.
svmadelyn: She'll never notice.
svmadelyn: It'll be good practice for you!


*Splutters*

I- I... highly resemble that remark.

And you say you want porn? I don't know. I don't think you deserve porn after that. and to think I've actually been outlining and story planning on my SGA Big Bang story.

*Sniff*

Still, I suppose it is nice to be thought of, even if only in the sense of being blackballed for fun!

hee hee

From: [identity profile] ladylynx.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-18 11:38 pm (UTC)
I <3 thee.

From: [identity profile] vylit.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-19 01:28 am (UTC)
You two are EVIL and probably going to work on taking over the world some day.

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