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Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 10:36 pm
i need drugs now kthx
So disturbing conversatino number five million and five with Child, age 9, unfortunately comes as a result of that damn chemistry set, in which Child comes in to ask me about:
a.) human cloning.
b.) cloning the Crocodile Hunter (I only wish I were kidding)
c.) cloning *me*
d.) how to transfer cloned memories.
e.) needing a bone fragment
People, I may never sleep again.
a.) human cloning.
b.) cloning the Crocodile Hunter (I only wish I were kidding)
c.) cloning *me*
d.) how to transfer cloned memories.
e.) needing a bone fragment
People, I may never sleep again.
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From:Also, the first thing that leapt into my head then was 'I'd much rather a clone of you than the Crocodile Hunter, better give him some of your bone..'.
I think the insane is catching. Oh.. no.. sorry. Already there.
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perhaps I'm not right for sympathy; all of the above...
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Hey...
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*laughs self silly*
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From:No, seriously. Smallville, I'd say.
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From:seriously, this is fabulous - plz to encourage the budding demented scientist, the world just needs more evil masterminds!
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From:And the matching DNA analysis kit (http://www.hammacher.com/publish/72523.asp?promo=xsells).
There're cheaper versions somewhere out there, but I can't find them right now -- I think it was the Discovery Store?
*grin*
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From:Umm... well, IMPO.
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From:::coos::
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From:Conversation I had with the 12 year old the other day:
Evilhands, bouncing into the room: "What's evisceration?"
So I tell her.
Evil: "Is that like extinguination?"
Me: "Exsanguination. That means to bleed to death." *thinks* "What the hell are you watching in there?"
So um, yeah.
BTW: SNOW! Up here in Ft. Worth this morning. I talked to my grandparents in Round Rock last night and they were of the same mind you were about it snowing down there. And then my mother emailed me from Portland and it's been snowing at her place, too.
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From:• Some form of abnormality is found in 64% of cattle, 40% of sheep, and 93% of cloned mice, with a large percentage of the animals dying during gestation or shortly after birth.
• High rates of late abortion and early prenatal death occur, with failure rates of 95 percent to 97 percent in most mammal cloning attempts.
• Defects such as grossly oversized calves, enlarged tongues, squashed faces, intestinal blockages, immune deficiencies, and diabetes are common experienced
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From:Maybe take to sleeping with one eye open? ;-)
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