So this is how my day is going. Transcribed from email to [livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn, who is currently eating chocolate and mocking my existence with her--um. Chocolate.

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THIS IS MY MAJOR BTW AND ALSO HELLO I WORK FOR THE STATE GOVERNMENT AND MY
STATE IS RED AND MAKES ME CRY FOR MY INTERGRITY MMMKAY? SO MY PAIN IS FAR
FAR GREATER AND MORE MEANINGFUL AND MAYBE EVEN DEEPER BECAUSE MY DIRECT
BOSS LAYERS AWAY IS PERRY AND WE ARE NEVER GETTING RID OF HIM!!!!!1111!

I AM IN A BALL ON TEH FLOOOR ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM WEIRD PHONE PEOPLE.

Do you have any food? I want cookies.

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Seriously. I need cookies right now.
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From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-07 10:17 pm (UTC)
I'm wasn't mocking your *existence*, I'm mocking your a) lack of PROFESSIONAL INVESTMENT LIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE and b) lack of chocolate.

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From: [personal profile] trobadora Date: 2006-11-07 10:44 pm (UTC)
*hands over cookies*

*goes back to eating chocolate - mmmm, vanilla liqueur chocolate!*

From: [identity profile] roguewords.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-07 11:14 pm (UTC)
*pets you*
*gives you all the cookies you want*

From: [identity profile] dine.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-07 11:34 pm (UTC)
*hands over cookies*

I'm sorry - I can't fix your Perry woes, but I do feel v. v. sorry for your whole state

From: [identity profile] wrenlet.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-07 11:37 pm (UTC)
PERRY AND WE ARE NEVER GETTING RID OF HIM!!!!!1111!

*cries and cries and CRIES*

From: [identity profile] pentapus.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-08 01:26 am (UTC)
This day is the first break in the clouds after a kind of crazy week that ended with a minor head injury, and I hadn't even realized it until a friend walked up to me on campus to ask for my permission to come over and make me cookies. (she still lives in the dorm! it kind of makes sense!) I was so out of it, I actually considered whether or not I had time--time for someone else to use my kitchen to make me cookies. So. Live vicariously through me?

From: [identity profile] fanofall.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-08 02:00 am (UTC)
*pets you*

*feels your Perry pain*

*pets you some more and curls up with chocolate. Gives you some*

From: [identity profile] honoria.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-08 03:03 am (UTC)
*fearfully edges forward, offers e-fortune cookie with wee porn inside*

From: [identity profile] mecurtin.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-08 03:19 am (UTC)
I am not eating chocolate, but I *am* drinking chocolate beer (http://www.youngs.co.uk/ProductPage.aspx?pageID=11&&productID=6). And John is offering you a cookie (see icon). And we are both encouraging you to write more NaNo.

From: [identity profile] omglawdork.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-08 05:02 am (UTC)
We are, it would seem, never getting rid of him. I can finally take heart in the fact that at least my damn county and district go blue, for God's sake. Having grown up in blood red counties, I'll take my blue victories where I can get them.

Still...*rocks back and forth in sorrow over 10 point gap btwn Bell and Perry*
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From: [identity profile] apple-pi.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-08 06:28 am (UTC)
I'm so sorry. Fracking Rick Perry - why couldn't he just abdicate in favor of Kinky? *feels your pain*

From: [identity profile] romancandles.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-08 07:55 am (UTC)
I always sort of feel like my vote goes to waste in Texas. We are never going to get rid of that *ahem* nor apparently Hutchinson. I'm just grateful that District 22 finally went the opposite direction, even though it literally took a criminal to make them do so. Jesus Christ, Texas, I love you but sometimes I want to kick you in your big red nuts.

If you're not talking about Rick Perry, then I misread this entire thing, and I'm just babbling like a crazy person.

From: [identity profile] lurkerlynne.livejournal.com Date: 2006-11-08 05:12 pm (UTC)
Here, have my chocolate. ::hands over:: I can't have it anymore, so please save me from myself.

I'm afraid you're on your own with the Perry situation- all I can offer is Belgiun chocolate. And fuzzy socks- You want the mint green ones or the sky blue?

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