seperis | *rubs hands together* Poll! About Halloween!

I'm trying to think of something Halloween themed to write for--um, well, Halloween. And Stargate. And you know, soothe my immense anguish at the absence of John. Who I dreamed about last night.

God. I'm turning into one of those creepy people, aren't I? Next will be the love poetry and Unbreakable Vows to inanimate objects. I'll just--you know. Try not to compare/contrast there.

Until recently, I never really understood The Addiction of the Poll. They make them so easy to do!

[Poll #852933]

For the vampire, I was actually thinking of taking off of my QaF fic Colder in My Skin just for the hell of it. Plus, it already has dismembering and blood sex, so honestly, how much fun would *that* be? Also, I have this sick thought of Rodney and Teyla hunting John across California and the southwest, cause he's *team* and they miss him and they're terribly unhappy he hasn't joined up. Later, sex. Lots and lots of really messy sex. Possibly involving John restrained while they logically explain the lifestyle. With their teeth.

Also, someone did an amazing zombie one--God, where *is* that fic? And honestly? I cannot compete with that.

But poll! Yay!

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Dude. ZOMBIE CLOWNS.

Hmm. Poor John. He'd be gibbering in the corner.

I like this idea. Must hmmm more.

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musesfool.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-25 03:54 pm (UTC) - expand

They already *have* vampires to worry about.

But

musesfool's idea? WINS.

Yes, but not cool vampires who offer sexual favors and massacres and fun bondage!

Though point. Hmm.

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mamadeb.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-25 03:50 pm (UTC) - expand

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seperis.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-25 03:57 pm (UTC) - expand

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akacat - Date: 2006-10-25 04:00 pm (UTC) - expand

OH PLEASE GOD NOT CLOWNS.

I hate clowns. They seriously terrify me. Please?

they don't do much for me either, esp after that ep of Supernatural. Just. *shivers* And poor John!

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ladycat777.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-25 03:54 pm (UTC) - expand

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seperis.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-25 03:56 pm (UTC) - expand

So I was all against the vampires (redundancy much?) until I read your after note. If it is set in some weird Tarantino AU on Earth? I am so down with the vampires.

It is pretty and violent and there are bloodbaths! Sometimes literally.

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libitina - Date: 2006-10-25 03:59 pm (UTC) - expand

The Great Pumpkin.

*bites lip* With Linus slaughtered in the pumpkin patch?

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akacat - Date: 2006-10-25 04:01 pm (UTC) - expand

Ok, so your thought changes everything and I am now in full support of vampires.

It's a pretty image, isn't it?

*happy place of John bondage*

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pentapus.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-25 04:01 pm (UTC) - expand

Shiny poll!

Ooh, I was going to vote for zombies, but your vampire idea is SO good. That would be a great halloween fic ^.^

There is porn! Scary, bloody porn! Always of the good!

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mneiai.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-25 05:26 pm (UTC) - expand

Here's the thing: it's okay to long for your laptop, as long as you don't start posting those twee little rhyme-y poems about how your friends live in your "'puter" (with sparkles! and unicorns! and kittens!), at which point we may have to stage an intervention. *g*

I am so close. I keep shaking a fist at Brian (my desktop) and telling him he will never be as wonderful as John.

*sad*

I am in full favor of the thought. Please think some more.
Teyla and Rodney chasing John is something I can really get behind. Even if they're vampires.

Also, some lounging, Entanglement(part 3) John for your computer!Johnless time, here: http://ileliberte.livejournal.com/4744.html

That? That is *awesome*.

*breathes* Oooh yeah.

Themselves. Someone plants the idea in their heads that unnamed others are out to get them, and it's reenforced by random systems going offline, whispered speculations that stop when others come in the room, supplies going missing & being found in odd places, weapons vanishing or being sabotauged. Slowly they start distrusting everyone... (yeah, I've been watching the TwilightZone.)

Ooh. *interested* I wonder if I could pull that off in a short story.

Hmm.

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saldemonium.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-26 08:33 am (UTC) - expand

Evil Ancient zombie clowns. That would rock. Also. I love your idea of Rodney and Teyla persuing and converting John. Also, the idea of Ronon as a vampire will keep me warm all day.

mmmmyes. Oooh yes.

Vampires, vampire clowns, vampire zombie clowns... But there can only be bondage!team!sex when it's just vampires, otherwise John won't be able to function ever again. 'Cause, you know. Vampire zombie clowns are only hot in theory.

John would never come out of catatonia. *Ever*.

It is somehow comforting to know that I am not the only person who immediately thought "Zombie Clown Ancient Priestesses."

*chokes* god. that would be...God.

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mindyfromohio.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-25 05:43 pm (UTC) - expand

I'm in the middle of reading a Rodney-as-vampire story now. It's quite adorably funny. Part one is here:

http://boochicken.livejournal.com/1482.html

However, there does not yet appear to be any porn in it, and the tenor of the story feels somewhat g-rated, so I think I'd like (make that "love") to see your take on the vampire genre. With John as the vampire!

ooh, yes, I think I read that one--but you know? Cannot hurt to re-read a few times.

Colder in My Skin is one of my favorite stories ever, so I am completely in support of your thought. The thought of Vampire!Rodney and Vampire!Teyla hunting John across the southwest, should not make me so happy, but it does. It really does.

Oh, it should make you happy! all that condensed hotness and obsession and stalking....

*breathes*

right. yes.

ok, i voted evil priestesses, but now that i've read your idea, i am fully in support of vampires.

wasn't the zombie story by karen mcfaddyon? though there may be more than one. of course.

There was one by master eleyna and another one set during rising in a vampire AU--I think Karen wrote the zombie story. hmmm.

Well, it's the (natural) ATA gene...makes the blood taste wonderful! So Carson's being hunted by Zelenka, etc, and John is Rodney's prey...chasing John across the Southwest, and John should be able to keep ahead! He can go out during the day! But Rodney has hacked all of his credit cards and he's reduced to hitchhiking or car theft, and the idea of John riding in someone elses' car just makes Rodney angrier and more posessive, (and he leaves a trail of bodies behind him...all who have Touched! John!) And maybe Rodney has to save John from Bad Guys and it's all horriby mixed up h/c bondage/bloodplay...

Oh, yeah, cleaning up a Seminar manual written in Hungary is just exactly as boring as you think it is.

*hee* H/C bondage bloodplay. wow. god, yes. yes.

*breathes*

Can't you just put them all in it? You know, with Evil Ancient Priestesses seducing John and him being under the vampire's curse? They all sounds like fun (for some value of fun) to me.

Dear *God*...

John would never leave his room again.

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wickedwords.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-25 05:36 pm (UTC) - expand

I voted zombies, they allow for awesome John angst. Maybe there's a voodoo planet and the dead don't always stay dead, And maybe some of our soldiers die there only to back through the gate after a few days. And poor John has to face his dead companions AGAIN.

Though, your vampire idea is full of hot and I heartily endorse it.

Whoa. *blinks* Wow. talk about fucking with his poor little *head*....

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quettaser.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-10-25 05:36 pm (UTC) - expand

Zombie Vampire Alien Priestesses!

*collapses*

John restrained while they logically explain the lifestyle.

Sign me UP for that ride! Woohooooo!

What about werewolves? John's got enough body hair to make him a perfect candidate.

*whimper*

'Colder In My Skin' still makes me shiver (OHGOD), so if you are willing to write the SGA version, I wouldn't be opposed to it. /understatement

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Make it a crossover with Undead! :-) It had aliens, and zombies, and a kung-fu-theater Aussie hillbilly that hid Desert Eagles in improbable places, and zombie-fish punching! And nudist aliens!

Really, you ought to see that movie... it's incredible fun crackaliciousness.

Can't we pick "all of the above"? Or Evil Ancient Vampire-Zombie priestesses dressed as clowns?

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