seperis | dear god

It's not enough that Joe Flanigan is my type in every conceivable way, and I keep staring at his hair and can't, literally cannot *not* stop and look at any screencap he is in, and there's a chance I stare at his thigh holster and exposed collarbone more than is reasonable, healthy, or sane. No. Of course not.

He speaks French.

Yeah. I'm kinda. Something. Having a moment. I'm sorry, that's not fair. That is so many *levels* of unfair. That is--whoa.

God, I need more icons of him.

French. Christ.

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I think he was grown in a lab using science.

I could get through those hips, and his mouth, and the dear God, *stubble*, and I could breathe through pants that never seem to fit and those rare glimpses of skin (Christ, Resonant was totally onto something with that) and hey, his hair, I could still breathe. Sure, he's physically the type I am helplessly vulnerable to. But I can deal.

But. French.

Just no.

....

So this lab. Where, hypothetically, do you think it would be located? Easy plane ride distance?

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Did you have to tell me that? He speaks French? This crush will never fucking end...

I know, what the fuck is up with that? Like his gorgeous self wasn't enough? Studied at the Sorbonne and speaks French.

My dear God.

The universe enjoys a good, malevolent laugh at the expenses of fans. Next thing we know, he also plays the piano and we will all weep.

*resentful*

He probably *does*. And like, rescues *puppies* out of gutters and-and-and I have *no idea* but French. The level of insane unfairness is staggering.

I just--*stares at your icon for a while*

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eretria.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-01-23 07:52 am (UTC) - expand

and he dresses himself with the elegance of a frenchmen, even in casual clothes. the cut of the jacket that he wore to comic con? *le sigh*

you know his degree is in writing and he worked as a journalist for a bit, yes?

I should just give up now. I don't *crush* on actors, on *characters*, but...

The universe hates me. This is why I avoid knowing anything.

God. French.

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somedaybitch.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-01-23 08:32 am (UTC) - expand

I know! I saw that and made about 300 different faces, all of them sad, pathetic and fangirly.

*whimpers softly from far corner of office*

GUH!!! I totally feel you on the Joe Flanigan Obsession thing! Might be the reason like 99% of my SGA icons are of him... As if his hair and accent (what ever the hell it is) wasn't enthralling enough... I find out he speaks freaking French. Just lovely XD

I am going to devote like, a weekend, to hunting down unclaimed Sheppard icons and *add them*. I have two! HE SPEAKS FRENCH! He deserves, like, a hundred. OR at least fifty. I have that many slots left.

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nilla.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-01-24 08:03 am (UTC) - expand

It is *so* totally unfair. Man, there aren't enough words to express the unfairness.

I am so so so tempted to ask him to say something in french at Peg-1. But my french is fucking awful and I would feel obliged to attempt to reply and yeah, I don't need that kind of public humiliation...

...nevermind the humiliation that suffering le petit mort in public would bring, either. :cough:

No. *bitter* There are not words to express the unfairness.

It would make it up to everyone a lot, though, if we *did* run across a nice episode of French speaking Pegasus people.

(And oh, man, you *should*. You totally should! Fannish duty! Begging! Please!)

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I've known about the French thing for a while. Still haven't recovered from it though. There needs to be clones of the man. MANY MANY Clones. ::Nods sagely::

*sniffles* Yes.

I deeply, deeply love that you are answering all comments on the desirablility of Joe Flanigan with your grumpy Rodney icon.

It's weirdly appropriate, isn't it?

*understands Rodney's Pain *so much**

Je, je... J'en ai presque pleuré de joie. *sniff* I'm doomed. D-O-O-M-E-D.

My Rosenbaum crush has not fadded 4 years later: how shall I survive an eternal Flanigan crush?

*pets you*

We all suffer together.

I knew he was smart, but oh my, he continues to prove to be the whole package. *swoon* ;D Really makes me feel bad that three years of high school French never stuck with me. Good for you, Joe!

*sniffles*

I have no words anymore. Just quiet whimpering.

Okay, seriously. This is just wrong.

The hair. The face. The eyes. And now French?!

::sighs::

And you know, if this isn't a testament to John and Rodney's one true love, I don't know what is. I hold out for the French smut.

Yes! Yes! YES MY GOD YES FRENCH WTF JOE?

Aww crap, things like this aren't helping me get over my insane crushes on the Stargate cast.

We're all so screwed.

I keep thinking about is that mouth and those lips wrapping themselves around another language. *biggiantsigh*

And I feel your pain for needing a moment..those arms, that hint of ankle everyonce in a while, that hair...those black t-shirts of teh sex..okay, I'll be in my bunk...

ANKLES. Bits of his collarbone. Just a *glimpse* of the hollow of his throat, if we are very lucky.

Yeah. Moment again.

Now if only they'd find some aliens that speak French, so we could hear him in action. That would be a beautiful, wonderful thing.

Pegasus needs French aliens like no one's business.

He speaks French.

*cries*

Have you seen him in Cupid? Have you? Where he spends several episodes making out with the lead actress? In bed? Naked?

Dearest God in heaven.

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serialkarma.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-01-23 04:25 pm (UTC) - expand

Oh damn him. Damn him to hell. I am totally lost here, Jenn. I can barely see straight because of my Sheppard love, and then Flanigan has to go and continually get more and more attractive. Why? Why? *despairing cry to the universe*

(Also, if you want the Cupid episodes SK mentions above, I could hook you up - email me)

Because the universe is cruel.

You know, 38 Minutes cemented a deep love of his pretty and it's only gotten worse from there. But--French. French. What's up with that? Gorgeous and smart and multilingual?

Just watch. He like, rescues puppies in his spare time. Watch. That will totally be next.

And yes yes yes, want eps. I'll email you when I get home tonight, kay? Oh God, thank you, because I was getting ready to do a begging post of please, God, let me see now. Will offer anything you like, which granted, my talents are basically in the textual porn division, but totally offering.

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French!?

(Does Hewlett speak French?)

Ok, my idea of porn that I would seriously pay good money forwould be Shep and McKay shirtless! speaking French to each other. Oh. Fucking. Yeah.

I really didn't want to have another crush. I didn't. I'm thirty for Chrissake. I'm too old for this...but alas, the deed is done.

Have you seen the clip of JF in Dawson's Creek? The show never did anything for me but him in full sex! mode... oh my.

I can only hope that he snores and is frigid. Then there will be fairness in the world.

I'll be thirty on *Friday*. I know your pain. I feel your pain.

Shirtless. In French. *eyes glaze over* That is...

Whoa. Need a minute.

Also--you know, he probably has *cute* snores. The kind that just make you want to cuddle him. He's just *that* kind of guy.

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French.

I am so dead.

It's not bad enough I talk about the guy so much Annie is glazing over at me, now he speaks fluent French. Not to mention being gorgeous and intelligent. How can nature do that do us?

It is endlessly cruel. Endlessly, wonderfully, wonderfully cruel.

*stares at his hips*

Seriously, Bas got it right, he was *grown* somewhere. My God.

You enabled me and if I was totally pathetic over Rosenbaum, you ain't seen nothing with my Flanigan (and Sheppard) obsession. It's a sad, sad state to be reduced to at my ancient and senile time of life. I barely survived perving on La Rosenbaum for three, four whatever years, and not only is JF hotter (sadly, yes, he is) and French speaking, but he's closer to my age. Damn him. I bet he loves cats and is kind to children too.

Yes. *sullen* He's probably always good tempered and loves animals and I don't know, eats healthy and this is not helping.

Need. To. Breathe.

It really is deeply unfair, isn't it? He's *smart* and gives hilarious interviews and is so very very pretty. The skateboarding alone is dorky enough to kill me, and when you combine that with his 800 strange faces per episode, well, the adorable factor is beyond words.

On one hand, the existance of such a person and the fact that he appears happily on my television to perve over once a week is proof a benign universe, but on the other, it still is just too much. There are days when I sympathize with Rodney a great deal.

I bet Sheppard does speak French. And probably a little Spanish, and I guess there's some indications he speaks Czech now too. Resistance is pretty much futile.

*tries not to melt*

I totally get Rodney's occassional bitterness now. I am *connecting* with Rodney in brand new ways. I mean, he looks up, and THERE IS JOHN, with the non-fitting pants and perfect cheekbones and the hair and complete obliviousness to his own endless sexiness and man. That would put me in a bad mood. Outside the times I was drooling, that is.

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nymphaea1.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-01-24 01:49 am (UTC) - expand

Suddenly I feel much less sheepish in my sudden SGA infatuations knowing that I am not alone in this sort of thing.

I'm still trying to cope with the damned pants that just seem ready to fall right off Sheppard at any moment...

His pants should have their own fandom. They just--did the military just send nothign that fit him? And can they continue to do that? Because I support it when--you did see 38 Minutes? The Slip of the Pants? Which answered teh age old question of boxers, briefs, or commando?

Cause oh dear God.

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elke-tanzer.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-01-24 01:11 am (UTC) - expand

Um. Language and tongue fic (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/362012.html?style=mine#cutid1). Just in case you hadn't checked you flist yet.... *drools*

Oh man thank you thank you thank you.

*happy*

*laughs* Whereas I have a moment of imagining him as a Daddy (with kids who think he really, really does John's job) and then remember him with the popsicles (on the behind the scenes thing for Sanctuary) and have a moment of amusement and attraction.

The french thing doesn't come into it.

Being a wonderful Daddy is too far. The French was too far, but hearing him tell cute stories about his kids?

I decommissioned my ovaries when Child was born. They are *so not getting a second chance*. But damned if they do not *try*.

You know how you said he probably goes around saving puppies?

Well, this is a picture of Joe and Floyd, which, I think, added to the whole French speaking thing, just well go and look and I apologize for the link being this way but Rodney with technology I'm not:

http://www.joe-flanigan.net/gallery/details.php?image_id=582&sessionid=f45493acd0168a2697bf76739e372715

The *bastard*.

The unnaturally hot, French speaking, smart, puppy-loving bastard.

(i think i'm going to quietly pass out now)

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