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Huh.

I'm contemplating the fact that on an almost hourly basis,

researchgrrrl and I are involved in a game of trauma one-upmanship in badfic. She--finds these things. *helpless* And they are scary.

My inbox may never feel clean again.

*goes back to read, with spork*

And then she shares them with me and OH MY GOD I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.

*pitifully* It's just--I send her things that may scar her mind? BUT NOTHING LIKE THIS! NOTHING!

I'm afraid. If it's worse than what she sent me today, I am afraid.

If it is what she sent me today, oh dear God, you have my sympathy. *g*

Heh. Nope. I ultimately shared the same story with the both of you. I knew how much you would totally embrace the pain.

we are so doomed.

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OMG. You sent me fic that requires ANTI-PSYCHOTICS to survive. We are nowhere NEAR even yet for that semi-scat. NOT AT ALL.

OH GOD THAT'S RIGHT.

seperis is TOTALLY on her own on this one.

*goes to shower again*

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*big eyes*

You know you love this badfic! YOU KNOW YOU DO.

I find your punishment fitting.

*awe*

Did she pass it on to you? Is it not just...*speechless with awe*

Yeah. Like that?

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*sigh* I lead such a dull life.

I have this theory that badfic is the brain child of psychologists in need of clientele. Parents are falling down on the job, and the pros need something to traumatize the general populace. Otherwise, we might all be dangerously well adjusted. *g*

Where do you *find* these things? Do you troll fanfic.net? An archive somewhere?

Wow. Just imagine a badfic archive.

*eyes widen*

*spork manifests*

adultfanfiction.net is pretty horrifying... It's ff.net with more terrifying pr0n left in.

You're reading my fic, aren't you? I know you are.

*cries*

*bites lip*

This. No. Can't even tease.

There's so much of the bad that it is TRANSCENDENT.

You honestly have to see it to believe because, my god, it is SUCH a labor of LOVE. This author went to ALL POSSIBLE LENGTHS to create THE PERFECT WORLD for these BSOs.

It just...wow. WOW.

This. No. Can't even tease.

You haven't seen the thing that I wrote. The thing that is posted under heavy flock. The thing that you are on the filter for now. You and Jenn both. *koff*

http://z-rayne.livejournal.com/179047.html

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My curiousity makes me wonder what, exactly, it is you are reading. My self-preservation instinct makes me want to slink away.

How's this for the context:

"Spontaneous vaginas" is, in fact, not the most alarming image in this story. Not at all.

You, uh. You want me to hook you up?

is it not adultfanfiction.net? Is it SGA? If the answer to at least one of these is "yes", send a link to mecurtin at livejournal.com

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Spon...tan...eous...ohdear.

Yanno, I could have my brain be a little more seared. Send me a link. *self-preservation instinct braces for impact*

(binjali at gmail.com)

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eccentric-alex.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-07-07 04:33 am (UTC) - expand

Coffee on my monitor.

See, now as I go about my business today, shopping, wandering around town, whatever - every glimpse of movement caught out of the corner of my eye will have me whirling around expecting to see spontaneous vaginas. Possibly monologuing, just before they attack.

Wow.

I'm so going to regret this...elizabeth8338 at gmail, if you wouldn't mind?

(my mom always said my curiosity was a bad thing)

So after the event as usual but also? *afraid*

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