For A Murderous Thing by [livejournal.com profile] dracostella

Blame is so very last year, you know? Think *expanding your sensibilities*.

Also, this has nothing to do with me at all. Ever. No matter what the links say.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 10:04 pm (UTC)
You ever have one of those days where you wake up and realize that three o'clock in the morning comment wars in your lj do have consequences?

Terrible, terrible consequences.

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 10:35 pm (UTC)
*sends chocolates*

I know.

....wait aren't we incredibly happy with these terrible, terrible consequences?

From: [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 10:43 pm (UTC)
I think I'm learning the hard way that you can't trust JENN AT ALL.

*intercepts chocolates*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 10:44 pm (UTC)
*looks all wide eyed and betrayed*

From: [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 10:48 pm (UTC)
Go look at the comments at the story! LOOK AT HOW SHE LIES!

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 10:58 pm (UTC)
I know! She's such a drama queen! *huddles with you*

From: [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:09 pm (UTC)
*puts comforting arm around you*

I don't know how you've endured being in the same fandom with her for as long as you have.

God, you're a good person. Unlike someone else I know. *eyes Jenn*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:12 pm (UTC)
*wibbles*

I bet the 10,000 words of porn were all her too.

*bites lip*

I feel so abused.

From: [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:18 pm (UTC)
*huge eyes* I bet you're totally right. That sounds just like something she'd do.

Oh, this is indeed a dark, dark day. *heavy sigh*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:22 pm (UTC)
Wanna know what else is her fault?

This:

******

Rodney is quiet. Very quiet. John doesn't think of prying his side arm away though he and Ronon and Teyla take wide berth around its muzzle.

There've been no more-- tenticles-- jesus what the fuck screwed up planet was this anyway? Just slithering in the distance.

John can see Rodney's eyes blink slowly and the careful perch he has on the floor. Pale face and dark circles only tell parts of the story. They're waiting, giving Rodney a little time to look less glazed and fuck if John can figure out if that's a good idea or not but he can't bring himself to *make* Rodney do anything at the moment.

****

*CRIES*

From: [identity profile] dracostella.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:26 pm (UTC)
Is this part of hentai Atlantis?

*waits patiently*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:27 pm (UTC)
SHUT UP YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE WOMAN!

From: [identity profile] dracostella.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:29 pm (UTC)
I wrote demonic ass ponies! I think I am the victim here!

And now you have me addicted to your crack, you must supply me more.

Mooooooooorrrreeeee!

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:32 pm (UTC)
DO NOT BLAME ME FOR YOUR PERVERSIONS! BLAME JENN!

From: [identity profile] dracostella.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:35 pm (UTC)
Oh I think there is enough blame to go around.

From: [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:29 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD. THAT IS SO WRONG. *averts eyes*

Will Jenn's pervasive perversions infect everything pure in this life?

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:37 pm (UTC)
YES! EVERYTHING HAS THIS GROSS OILY FEEL TO IT!

******

"Beckett first," John says when they're finally through the stargate. Next to him he can feel Rodney flinch.

Elizabeth looks taken aback at the subtle wall the three of them are forming around Rodney.

Beckett looks cheerful for about three seconds, and then he gets a good look at Rodney and his dirt smeared clothing and his utter echoing quiet.

Rodney clings to John's hand and Carson goes even more proffessional, leading them not to a curtained off area but an entirely seperate room. John can see Ronon taking guard right outside but next to him Rodney is practically crushing his hand and John can't just stand there.

"Hey," He says softly, his free hand rubbing gently at Rodney's scalp, "I'm here."

*****


*FLINGS SELF OFF BRIDGE!*

From: [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:41 pm (UTC)
GOD. I HELD MY SHIT TOGETHER UNTIL "his free hand rubbing gently at Rodney's scalp."

dfsjadlqw349gvb

*would type more but busy clawing out my eyes*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:44 pm (UTC)
YOU MOCK MY ATTEMPT AT SERIOUS FI--

*LOSES IT*

Yeah. You can't make tenticles less than sporkful.

From: [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:48 pm (UTC)
It was really well-written, though. That's what made the horror so vivid. There was nothing there to stand between me and the raw pain: no crappy spelling, no dubious punctuation, no contorted sentence structure. Just clear, strong prose that conveyed the image so beautifully that I will never feel clean again.

Ever.

*applauds with eyeball goo still dripping from my fingertips*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 11:55 pm (UTC)
Er... thank you?

Sorry I've got this thing where I like to take badfic concepts and make them... horribly easy to read.

And even that example above wasn't like.. top notch.

I didn't even touch on the EGGS. Think magog like from Andromeda. *koff*

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