seperis | mother's day, Child-style

My son's early mother's day present to me, written on notebook paper. Spelling and punctuationn reproduced as faithfully as possible.

Once upon a time there was a wonderfully buttafull wooman her name was jennefier. One day She met a guy at a restrount she was in colage she reproduced with a man then a sperm vent in to a egg that got bigger the child got bigger and bigger Until it was time when I was born there are side afects so you know it your having a baby or not one of them is mood swings they are when you swich from happy to sad to mad to tired.

The best part? He spelled *reproduced* correctly.

I love my life.

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Oh my god. So cute. He's brilliant or something.

I'm especially fond of hte mood swing psa at the end. *fawning at Child*

Wow. That is amazing.

*pounce*

*grins* The adorableness never ends.

Awwwwwwww

Heh. He cutes me out sometimes.

Congrats!

He is sweet, *and* a budding writer!

*giggles* Thanks!

*goggles* I guess you're not the only wordsmith in the family. :-D

*proud* That's my kid.

That's adorable.

Oh God, it is. Once I got him out of the room, I was laughing hysterically while pasting to Madelyn. Cause dear God, he kills me.

See, that's the kind of shit you have to read at his wedding.

Dear God yes. In every program. Everyone gets one.

That is the CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD. For some reason it was the "buttafull" part that just made my evening.

Linzee

*grins* Sometimes I love his creative spelling.

awww.

*grins*

this? I love!!!

*grins*

I just fell in love with your son as intensely as I ever have a ferret.

I hope that totally underscores the depth of the love I now have for Child.

He totally spun me with that. It's so *him*--right down to the explanation of mechanics of conception and the PSA on how to know if you are. God, he kills me.

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Completely adorable.

*grins*

AWWWW. Yay for Child!

*giggles*

That is so sweet. :)

He kills me sometimes.

So very very cute that it makes my ovaries hurt. And I agree with the commenter who suggested that you save it and pass out copies to all the guests at his wedding reception!

It just killed me when he gave it to me last night. He's just too sweet.

OMG if that were any cuter I would be crying with delight, instead of just clasping both hands over my mouth and going, omg omg! How insanely cute is that? Nawww.

*purring* He's amazing.

your stories of Child have always been wonderful, but this takes the cake. how utterly fabulous!

Give it up for sex-ed!

Oh, lord! He spelled "reproduced" but not "beautiful". There's something utterly precious about that.

*plies you and him with cookies*

He spelled "reproduced" but not "beautiful".

That's how you absolutely know he's Jenn's Child -- his priorities in writing are as exquisite as hers.

My god, that's as well-written as some high school papers I've seen. *And*... factually accurate! Which is more than I can say for a lot of the high school papers.

Bravo!

*blinks*

You realize, that's pretty much exactly what Rodney McKay's kid would write for him on Father's Day? Except that the part about "and then the wombman left me on the sperm donor's doorstep" is missing, of course.

(That also means I think it's infinitely cute, even though I have all the maternal instincts of-- well, McKay, really.)

I was thinking exactly the same thing *G* and then there would be the part where mentioning John: "An then Dad shoed up he was kinda suprised because whoa he was just out getting donuts where did the kid (that was me) come from but then he said OK because after all we have a dog and a cat so we probly wont kill a kid and so you kept me although my allowance is too small."

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For some reason the "side afects" line just slayed me. Such a cute boy!

hahahahahahaha

precocious, isn't he? that is completely priceless.

Your son ROCKS. The CASBAH.

God, I had tears rolling down my cheeks, both from laughing and the fact that this is the cutest thing I've ever read. Especially the "There are side afects so you know it your having a baby or not one of them is mood swings..." God, what a great kid *G*.

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