seperis | more time, more fic, more sleep

Child was sick today, so stayed home to ply him with maternal warmth. Maternal warmth, in these terms, translates into season five Buffy, since Child has decided that THIS is the girl he wants to marry. She fights evil snakes, you see. Earlier this week, we mainlined Season one and four, since I don't have two and three. He's been pretty much blissed, variating with season two Farscape, which we are rationing out and will probably watch until Christmas.

More recs, because this is a workday I'm skipping and I have nothing to do.

Bullets by the Door by

nifra_idril, the most beautiful, wonderful look at John in Afghanistan I have ever read. It's--wow, it's just *gorgeous*, the style and the language and *bliss*. I always forget how I just want to purr when I read something by her.

Sum by

billetallent, a tactile exploration of John and Rodney's relationship. It's warm and sweet and kind of leaves a glow after, you know?

Supplemental by

lierdumoa, and it just *kills me*. Rodney and John arguing, Calculus, Teyla's amusement, and God. So much *fun*.

For All Intents and Porpoises by

laceymcbain, in which there is an *aquarium*, and it's so--I don't know the words. But it's sweet.

Seriously, I am all about the cuddly these days.

Quotes

If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

I am resisting temptation. I am *so resisting* temptation.

*breathes and bravely does not look at the torrent waiting for me*

If you break, you'll tell me, won't you? Because then I...get to watch too.

You know. I remember suddenly that I said that we must watch this together when we thought it'd be, like on cable. And that I'd have cable.

This is kinda weirdly cruel to us both. But I can totally do this. I--will confess that I checked out the download for all of two seconds. TO MAKE SURE IT WORKED PROPERLY, mind you. So if you need to...check and make sure it works, I won't consider that cheating.

*is...generous?*

No. No I *haven't*. Because I am *strong*. And I'm going to wait, because I said I would and I am strong. If you feel the need to break our date, well then.

*feeling very, very smug*

I will not be the one to be breaking our date. I just had this incredibly generous and kind moment of *pitying* you, because here I am on campus, nice and safely away from all this temptation, and I'm picturing poor you, at home, waiting for Child to pass out, fingers knowing Epiphany is three clicks away.

And it was just pity.

Last time I try and be nice to you, missy. I shall see you later with VIRGINAL EYES.

Also, this guy was just in the store on campus and he comes running in, almost smacks into me and this other girl, rips a pack of condoms off the shelf, tears open the box, pulls out two, tosses the rest back onto the shelf, *runs out of the STORE with them* and yells to the clerk, "I swear to God, I'll be back in a couple hours to pay for these!", leaving me, the other girl, and the clerk to just about die laughing.

...and the sad thing is, the only thing we wanted to know was why didn't he just take the whole damn pack? Why'd he bother to rip it open and just take two?

*eyes you* Oh. Please. You were *so* looking for an excuse to watch early! Go on! Go ahead! I can do it all alone. I don't need pity. You just--*waves hands, dismissively*--just go ahead.

It will be *better* for the waiting. Oh yes, it will be.

I was *not*! I just didn't want to be the only one of us (like a trusting...yahoo!) sitting down, all fresh eyed, and then with you saying "Oh, this part, it was awesome! I...mean. I can feel with my psychicness that it will be awesome." Then with me with the crying.

It's a legitimate concern! I want a level playing field! If I'm going to be stuck on my first-watching, surface OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU JOHN thoughts, I don't want you able to think--deeply!

*sulks* I'm going for food. And then I'm going to do homework. And then I'm going to come online and there will be WATCHING AND DATE-NESS.

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