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Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 09:42 am
nine o'clock blues
I'm amusing myself with the fact I woke up at *eight thirty* this morning after running, running from AIM and Yahoo last night at four--oh God, *four*--and I am so not sleepy. I feel like, I don't know, building a second rabbit fortress or something.
No, I'm not! I'm just saying.
Pointless Desert Porn (with added fruit!) is being stared at by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
adannu who, poor girl, possibly put a contract out on me when I said, "No, please, nitpick more!" and asking her to suggest things. It's all very sad. I mean, for her. For me, I get a fixed story out of it. What's not to love?
I'm staring blankly at The Forest People again. I have stared sadly at it since freaking *January*. The really sad, sad, sad part of this is that all I really wanted to write was feral porn. I mean, there was no great theme or meaning, just people fucking in a forest. And I do not see why it had to start going places where the question 'why' has to be answered. That's cheating. I do not see why I cannot make a thriving industry from writing happy porn.
*sighs* I need my flist to update now, 'k? I need *stimulation*. No, the mental kind. And stop thinking this entire John of Arabia thing thatadannu planted in my head. It's--just don't ask.
No, I'm not! I'm just saying.
Pointless Desert Porn (with added fruit!) is being stared at by
adannu who, poor girl, possibly put a contract out on me when I said, "No, please, nitpick more!" and asking her to suggest things. It's all very sad. I mean, for her. For me, I get a fixed story out of it. What's not to love?I'm staring blankly at The Forest People again. I have stared sadly at it since freaking *January*. The really sad, sad, sad part of this is that all I really wanted to write was feral porn. I mean, there was no great theme or meaning, just people fucking in a forest. And I do not see why it had to start going places where the question 'why' has to be answered. That's cheating. I do not see why I cannot make a thriving industry from writing happy porn.
*sighs* I need my flist to update now, 'k? I need *stimulation*. No, the mental kind. And stop thinking this entire John of Arabia thing that
adannu planted in my head. It's--just don't ask.![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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From:Special hell. Very.
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From:John shifted uncomfortably, wishing he'd stuck to western clothing. The head gear he was wearing was distracting; it kept drifting over his shoulder and tickling his nipples. "Um...yes." Somewhere behind them he distinctly heard a whispered "What does he have that we haven't got?" and the whispered response almost made John wince. "A big mouth...I mean, my GOD, just look at that."
"So," John decided to try to take control of the situation, "you're an archelogist? Are there...buried treasures...here?"
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From:*imagines John and smiles*
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From:On that note, I am going to seek a shower and sleep. *nods*
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From:I am going to the *special hell*.
Oh god. *Scimitars*
*swoons*
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From:Pointy toed, bejewelled slippers.
Scimitars.
Fragrant oils and spices.
That had better be a roomy special hell, because I think it is going to get crowded mighty fast.
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From:Is there any other reason for oil? I mean, good reason.
Can you imagine trying to get the eyeliner on him? He'd almost get stabbed in the eye ... which would be a good reason to try
feel him uprelax him through crafty, exotic oils...(- reply to this
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From:HE SO COULD BE!
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From:*points to icon*
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From:And what's all this about planting? You picked up on that and ran with it, missy. But I'm not arguing about getting John in Lawrence of Arabia robes, oh no. :D
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From:*snickers for like 10 mins*
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From:And I was like, that girl needs an intervention.
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From:Ooh my God. I can see this.
You kill me. Oh God. I mean, horror, but that is so something I would do.
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