seperis | The Thirteen Challenge

I am the worst challenge-assistant *ever*.

The Thirteen Challenge hosted at

svmadelyn's LJ.

We've decided to take turns playing hostess, and so there will be challenges we've always wanted to issue that are smaller in size, but all under the same...umbrella theme here of "Make April Be Not-So-Boring". Next one will be up on Jenn's after this one ends Friday at midnight wherever you are.

Because I like to continue in my tradition of lame names, we'll just call this first one the Thirteen Challenge. slodwick and spaggel sparked the idea for this one very inadvertently, actually, so. Sorry to--um, associate you both with it, just being honest!

Your first April challenge, the Thirteen Challenge, is as follows:

Turn your favorite (or not so favorite, whatever, semantics) Stargate: Atlantis, Smallville, or Supernatural character(s) into any of the thirteen following:

Child
Clone
Evil overlord
Fairy
Ninja
Psychic
Royalty
Siren (Yes, from the Greek myth.)
Spy
Stripper
Vampire or some other demon
Wizard/Witch/God/Goddess
World Class Player of Something (Poker, Chess, Baccarat, whatever.)

I know I left out several things that feel as though they should be grouped here (mermaids, gangsters, hit men, hookers, elves, pirates, rock stars, etc.), but it's not a Thirteen Challenge for nothing, people.

Minimum word count is 100. Manips/fanart are welcomed for this one. Anything that makes me laugh the hardest or go OOOH (so no, does not need to be funny, can just be, you know, cool) "wins", so yeah, this is totally a subjective challenge here, people. Comment here with your entry, or comment with a link to it.

Winner gets a $5 gift certificate to either LJ or Amazon (if they have those?) and ETERNAL GLORY. That's RIGHT. Jenn might pick a favorite too for the hell of it, but that doesn't get you eternal glory or anything but a nice glow that Jenn likes you, she really likes you.

*nods* I WILL REALLY LIKE YOU!

Anyway, it's a forty-eight hour challenge wiht twenty-four hours left. Go crazy. Go wild. Have fun. *grins* Write.

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If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

Ok, I wrote something. It's only my second fic and really don't want to post it if it sucks beyond all reason and would really like someone to beta. Is there anyone here that could beta a J/R SGA fic before I post it for the challenge?

Send it to me. jenn at thegateway.net. I can do it fast. I'm on AIM as JenntheMerry

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