The Roads Never Lead Where They Are Supposed to Go by [livejournal.com profile] eleveninches

I have apparently been waiting my entire fannish life, or at least the SGA portion, to read this. I totally have. It's--oh my GOD it's so cracked and hysterical and funny and *fun* and it makes an amazing amount of sense, whether or not you are high at the time. I want to have its tiny velociraptor babies and tell it long stories of dead civilizations and possibly teach it to love coffee.

Oh my GOD, this is the kind of stuff that I am in fandom to read. You just can't get this kind of thing anywhere else. Read now. Now now now. No, seriously. Read it. Read it *now*. Total cookie icon moment.

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-09 09:57 pm (UTC)
You posted to part three. :p

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-09 10:02 pm (UTC)
*sighs* Fixed.

My fingers still hurt!

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-09 10:04 pm (UTC)
Uh huh! Blame your poor hapless fingers. Right.

From: [identity profile] eleveninches.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-09 10:36 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Now I'm all embarrassed.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-09 10:59 pm (UTC)
I'm still curled up in a ball re-reading and pointing hysterically and saying YES JUST LIKE THAT. IT WOULD BE LIKE THAT! And other noises that only count as language in my head. You totally made my day. Hell, my *week*. I just--

AND OMG CAMERON CALLING JOHN JACK AND DANIEL AND TEALC! I NEED TO GO LIE DOWN AND LAUGH UP A LUNG!

*wheezing*

Best day *ever*. Oh my God, this is the total sum reason I read fanfic, right here. Thank you so much for posting. I mean, sincere oh thank God you posted. Thank God. Dinosaurs. John the stoner botanist. I will sit here and do another re-read and send you hopeful inspirational thoughts for the future. Possibly offer up to the porn gods. You could adopt me, right, so I can see the cool stuff early? Cause man. Totally best thing ever.

Yes, I am on a coffee and sugar high. Yes indeed.

From: [identity profile] eleveninches.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-09 11:12 pm (UTC)
Thank you! frhsdfhsdh I don't even know how to reply to this. The Camshaft/John cracks me up more than it should. It was originally a throw-away line about John sleeping with someone at the SGC who used to call him Jack in bed, but [livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary was like, "IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF..."

My next fic's going to be Elizabeth/Ronon (http://helenish.livejournal.com/137085.html?thread=1790589#t1790589) (Rizabeth!), and GOD WILLING, it won't be as long as this one.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-09 11:39 pm (UTC)
...isn't there a terrible name for Elizabeth/Ronon yet? We have *sparky* (god, that makes me twitch so hard I rupture things) and spanky (please please tell me that's a joke) but now that I think about it? Ronon/Elizabeth deserves one too. Somethign embarassing to say and horrifying to type. Sippy? Snotty? *twitch* Wow. I just made myself twitch.

Mmm, Elizabeth/Ronon *pretty*.

*happy purring place*

From: [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-09 11:05 pm (UTC)
I am so glad I read this. I laughed so hard.

That was the finest crack I've seen in a long time.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-09 11:08 pm (UTC)
THE DINOSAURS! AND CARSON! OH MY GOD I DIED AND DIED AND DIED.

*happy*

I am *tripping* on this. It's so freaking *fun*.

...and Cameron calling John Jack and Daniel and Teal'c WILL NEVER STOP KILLING ME DEAD!

*bouncing wildly*

Yes. Lots of sugar and coffee today. oh yes. Goooood stuff.
aurora: (SGA Rodney Show Hands)

From: [personal profile] aurora Date: 2006-04-10 12:50 am (UTC)
Dude, yes. As soon as I saw the post, I knew this story would rock so much. Erin was one on my favourite crack!fic authors in QAF as well. :X

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-10 12:55 am (UTC)
This is like--beyond crack. It makes crack cry for being insufficient. It's--ubercrack. YES! IT IS UBERCRACK!

I am on my *third read*. This never gets boring.
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From: [personal profile] aurora Date: 2006-04-10 12:58 am (UTC)
I haven't seen you this excited in a long time. It's *fun*. =))

I read it twice already. Environmentalist!John just never gets old.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-10 01:08 am (UTC)
*grins* It was just--it's so *funny*, and it was in character, and it's like nothing else being posted, and OhmyGodJohntheEnvironmentalist. Seriously. I just could not stop reading or giggling or thinking, yes, yes, yes, of *course* John would be a botanist. Of course he would.

So in *love*. *happy sigh*

From: [identity profile] no-detective.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-10 07:42 am (UTC)
Heheh - I dubbed it meta-crack. Nobody has taken the established crack from all over this fandom and gone this far with it in such a superb way.

Thanks for reccing this. I've been laughing so hard for the past hour, my abs are killing me!

From: [identity profile] karmic-circuit.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-10 03:25 am (UTC)
I'm so, so glad my hotel room has wireless internet. This makes an entire day of driving through endless, monotonous desert scenery worth it. Best. Crackfic. Ever.

Dinosaurs.

er, wow!

From: [identity profile] philexos.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-14 02:21 am (UTC)
words cannot express my utter love for you at this moment for recc'ing/linking this fic. That was-- amazing!

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