Friday, April 7th, 2006 01:50 pm
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- If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List - That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ - Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ - Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003 - I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004 - In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004 - Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004 - silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005 - You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005 - Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005 - It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006 - Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006 - Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007 - If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter - I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019 - Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022
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From:I'm on a date with a white woman and we're chatting about various things, as one does. She tells me a story about how a girl from her hometown was on Jerry Springer. The girl's parents were completely shamed by their daughter's mortifying display and couldn't bear to leave the house. The horrible, shameful, OMGDIE thing her daughter had done was....going on Jerry Springer to express interest in a black male guest.
I blinked several times. I delicately confirmed that the woman lusting after the Springer guest was white. I checked that I was still black and she was still white. At that point the date was mentally over but I proceeded to encourage her to dig herself deeper.
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From:Dear God.
*curious* Okay, now I am curious. How much more did she say?
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From:Pretty much I got her to talk for about 20 minutes about how interracial dating was a dirty secret that you should never engage in some place where your family might find out. My date, unsurprisingly, did not grow up in the area and thus had no family to shame by going out with me. Or something. She really did not seem to grasp why I suddenly needed refills of my wine.
The other great thing about this person was that after the dinner from hell, she asked me out again. I used the deletey finger of DOOM.
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From:She said, politely, as I got in the car, all dolled up and feeling very grown up: "Wow! You're looking very pretty for a Mexican!"
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First of all, I'm not Mexican. Secondly, I still don't think the guy understood why I hated his mother after that.
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From:This lady sounds like such a twit that I think it would be a disaster for the future of the human gene pool if she decided to breed.
I mean, HELLO!!!!!
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From:The sheer--I mean, I have no words--well, yes, I do, but none are really quite encompassing the *scope* of stupidity. The sheer magnitude.
Seriously, wow.
Was it good wine at least?
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From:It is so hard to grasp the concept that feminism is about giving equality to women and not some huge conspiracy out to take over the world, complete with evil canned laughter and theories.
*gnashes teeth*
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