Thursday, March 30th, 2006 11:25 pm

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I need to seriously *stop* with the Alanis Morrissette connection here--I just think putting up an Alanis and Coldplay playlist says, I need to get new music, and what the HELL, Fashes, that's *good stuff* you sent. Wow.

And also, there is just no way that John Sheppard and James Wilson would bond over hair care while House and Rodney destroyed the egos of everyone at the SGC. Later, Rodney and House find their respective boyfriends surrounded by half the female SGC and trashed beyond the English language to describe while everyone pets them and tells them how pretty they are.

Later, there is sex, but not before Rodney lectures John on getting drunk with men who blow-dry. And he keeps trying to make John's hair stick up again. It's all very sad. Rodney is hurt, John comforts, there is comforting mansex.

Wait. That is technically h/c! I have my romance, people!

I know it's wrong. I just don't care all that much.

From: [identity profile] karmic-circuit.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 05:36 am (UTC)
...Write it. XD

*enables madly!*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 05:44 am (UTC)
Also, while trashed, there will be french speaking.

From: [identity profile] bathsweaver.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 10:26 am (UTC)
::nods::

Wilson is totally the kind of guy who speaks French. He probably lived there for a year or so when he was younger. Maybe because his parents worked there for a while and took him with them, or as something to do between college and med school.

So he lived there for a year or two while he was still pretty gangly and hadn't quite filled out enough to match his height and wore weird yet preppy clothes to fit in with the other kids his age. They all laughed at his boarding school French so he picked up slang fast and now he knows more curses and dirty words in that language than House and Zelenka do in their native ones.

From: [identity profile] namastenancy.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 05:45 am (UTC)
Where there is Jenn writing, there is no wrong. It's the first law of the Church of Jenn (on the very outer skirts of the Castro).

From: [identity profile] d-copper.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 12:46 pm (UTC)
I want to join the Church! The Writings of Jenn! XD

The outskirts of theCastro?

From: [identity profile] fashes.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-01 06:46 am (UTC)
You mean like at Delores Park with the other crack dealers? Surrounded by the oblivious sun bathers... *sprinkles crack on them*
Please! The temple of Jenn is a very quiet place. The silence is only broken by the constant chanting of her worshipers --- write more darksexcrimekidjohn ...etc. fic. We ignore the crack dealers because Jenn's crack is far stronger. You know, there is something a bit wrong with that sentence.

But you KNOW what I mean.

From: [identity profile] carson-leigh.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 06:11 am (UTC)
You are such a tease.:)

From: [identity profile] lastscorpion.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 07:02 am (UTC)
LOL! This makes perfect sense. *nod*

From: [identity profile] farwing.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 11:26 am (UTC)
I know it's wrong. I just don't care all that much.

Well, I for one welcome this fic with open arms. The more wrong the better, I say.

From: [identity profile] lillian78.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 11:28 am (UTC)
Rodney and House in the same room? Wouldn't the air get sucked out of it like a space vacuum? No one could survive the two of them. Heh.
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From: [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 12:52 pm (UTC)
You know? I would totally totally read that.

Also, somewhere in there? Cadman would need to attempt to give Cameron lessons in ass kicking, before giving up in disgust.

From: [identity profile] nebulist.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 12:59 pm (UTC)
It's not wrong at all.

From: [identity profile] thepouncer.livejournal.com Date: 2006-03-31 03:14 pm (UTC)
Ah, but would Rodney go down on John in the theater? That's the true question, right there.

From: [identity profile] volari.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-01 06:02 am (UTC)
...while everyone pets them and tells them how pretty they are.

I think you're being influenced by your rabbits...

YAY!! She likes it!

From: [identity profile] fashes.livejournal.com Date: 2006-04-01 06:48 am (UTC)
what the HELL, Fashes, that's *good stuff* you sent. Wow.

Yay! I heard It Fit When I Was A Kid on KALX (UC Berkeley college radio) and knew it was crack personified. I'm so glad you liked it! *bounces* I'm zipping up more stuff for you! I am becoming queen of the crack music. *G*

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