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While I'm sitting here, begging

svmadelyn for fic and thinking of my future as a necrophiliacal bestaility fister (how do you turn bestiality into an adjective anyway? For turkeys! I mean, it's not like I do it every day! Only special holidays!), I thought, I could make my life easier for the next time I update and rec fic.

Experiment by

resonant8 - her shorter stories like this just kill me. I keep forgetting if I recommended Thirst, because that one blew me out of the water--heh, pun intended--but like that one and Quiet are so intense, so *focused*, it's like seventy-two percent dark chocolate hitting all at once in a single bite. She gives really fabulous Rodney.

Defining the Fall by

bottle_of_shine - let me say whoa and whoa again. Oh wow. Non-linear, almsot stream of consciousness, beautiful Rodney here. The style was *breathtaking* and I'm a whore for style. That worked. Really well.

If It Must Break by

slodwick - when I say that SGA sometimes feels like Smallville Reunion, she's one of the ones I'm thinking of and missed so much. This one is so *good*--the use of pov, the sharp, almost frantic pace, the beautiful look in Sheppard's head. She does marvelous things. Marvelous.

The Perfect in Imperfection by

violetsmiles - all the different possibilities of a single first kiss. It's wonderful. I mean, seriously wonderful.

Something Wicked by

trinityofone - oh *wow*. If you like Bradbury, you will seriously *love* this. And with a hundred percent less purple prose and lovely, lovely, *lovely* Rodney.

You know, I need something to do that does not involve domestic livestock.

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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
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-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
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Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
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-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
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Hi. You are new in my friends list and I have to say that you have 1)the best recs, and 2) the best attitude towards holiday cooking ever!

Thanksgiving! The holiday that makes us *all* necrophiliac bestiality fisters!

You know, I need something to do that does not involve domestic livestock.

You could think about undoing or at least continuing the *shear, soul-seering trauma* you inflicted on your readers, you know. We'd be thankful! I promise!

Now I must go fist some fowl, and show my necrophiliac bestiality with herb-butter breast implants.

*g* I just did my herb butter breast implants as well. Now they're all full and cushy.

You could think about undoing or at least continuing the *shear, soul-seering trauma* you inflicted on your readers, you know. We'd be thankful! I promise!

You know, I just *knew* my nerve would break before the end and I wouldn't be able to pull it off.

*blush*

Thank you, sweetness! I'm all giggly, being rec'd in the company of other authors I dig so much! :)

(how do you turn bestiality into an adjective anyway? For turkeys! I mean, it's not like I do it every day! Only special holidays!), I thought, I could make my life easier for the next time I update and rec fic.

Ceremonial poultry violator?

I've done similar things to chickens in the name of culinary excellence. Hey, if it says to rub the inside of the bird with lemon wedges, who am I to argue with Williams and Sonoma?

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