Saturday, April 23rd, 2005 10:18 pm
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- If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List - That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ - Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ - Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003 - I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004 - In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004 - Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004 - silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005 - You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005 - Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005 - It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006 - Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006 - Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007 - If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter - I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019 - Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022
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From:Also, I shall not be bullied/blackmailed/shamelessly extorted into gracing you with my presence.
I *can* however be bribed. No. Pregnancy. It was never, ever said so thoughtlessly by me, it was never entertained so cruelly by you. (Unless it's in that fascinating mpreg vein.) You...you fix this. Or let Clark strike back. Or—or, something with *no babies*.
I can stay off the *entire week*. Possibly...two weeks. I do have finals and homework that need some love from me. That leaves you with an ether that will remember to email you on Wednesday, and that's kind of it.
Why, I do believe the ball is in your court, my dear.
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From:House/Wilson/Brian/Justin/Clark/Lex sextsome. THe pronouns alone will cause bleeding.
I *can* however be bribed. No. Pregnancy. It was never, ever said so thoughtlessly by me, it was never entertained so cruelly by you. (Unless it's in that fascinating mpreg vein.) You...you fix this. Or let Clark strike back. Or—or, something with *no babies*.
I can stay off the *entire week*. Possibly...two weeks. I do have finals and homework that need some love from me. That leaves you with an ether that will remember to email you on Wednesday, and that's kind of it.
Why, I do believe the ball is in your court, my dear.
*eyes narrow*
Home birth. Romantic music in the background. Clark drinking absinthe (spelling?) in terrible downtown Metropolis bars.
Alone.
*eyes narrow more*
After the terrible, terrible divorce.
So do not push me. I am a girl on the edge!
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From:We'll see what you're like on Thursday.
I'd better hear "Clark", and "powers" and Lex "on hands and knees begging forgiveness".
*pats your hair* Someone needs to work on her capitulation skills, because quite frankly, they're...lacking. *sings*
And their=you, her=your just so we're all on the same page here.
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From:You know, it's not canon to Somewhere'verse yet. But? It is if I *post* it. If I post it and say it was *six weeks*, not one night.
*buffs away a rough edge*
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From:And you said once or twice! I SAVED THE CONVO. YOU SAID ONCE OR TWICE NOT SIX WEEKS. No take-backs! No take-backs!
*flails discontentedly!*
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From:He listened, because there wasn't anywhere else to go, and Lex was there, and sometimes, Clark couldn't tune out his voice, even through the door. It was business as usual, except that Clark had a cold and was resting in another room, not up to public appeareances or intrepid reporters. Chloe was conspicuously absent, but Lois was there at every press conference, one hand bandaged beneath the smooth leather of her gloves.
Lex said it was just sex, that mistake, in their bed, the only safe room in the world.
Lex said, it didn't mean anything, but that tells Clark it meant everything.
He thinks, now, that his cold got worse then.
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From:Fine. Coming on. Should I see one word about babies or pregnancies, it's you and the ether until May 10th. *smiles sunnily*
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From:*might also be bored*
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From:She's *sulky* over a tiny little Clexian adultery! I ask you!
*narrows eyes dangerously*
Triplets. There will be triplets of some kind. Oh yes, there will. Unless I am *entertained* away from the evil.
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From:*makes various vaguely disapproving hrm noises and stuffs a few stray stories under the chair*
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From:*Very Smug* Yes. Yes, it is. *eyes
*makes various vaguely disapproving hrm noises and stuffs a few stray stories under the chair*
*ponders* What if it ends in misery for all concerned, followed by eventual consolatory and life affirming sex? I mean, totally worht it, right?
Unless she *ignores me*. Then? Triplets.
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From:*waves a little flag for horrible painful angst followed by things sorta kinda working out maybe okay*
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From:(Bring me chocolate and cookies so I can withstand! Jenn is...scary when she gets bored.)
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From:*cuddles Clark protectively*
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From:*Things*.
*blisses out*
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From:Has anybody ever done Lex and hot wax? That could be... fun. *ponders it*
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From:*ponders*
And btw? Your icon kicks ass.
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From:I only remmber wax. I know another one scared me badly.
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From:<--has her own in semagic window. *preens*
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From:Help yourself. I made a few versions of it over here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecaelum/143688.html). And this one too. Hehe.
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