Tuesday, December 7th, 2004 09:23 pm

*off key singing*

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The Christmas Tree? Is my bitch. Did I wrestle *four sets* of lights onto those branches? Yes, I did. Did it fight me? Yes, it did. Do my knees and arms hurt? Yes, they do.

Is it *lit*?

Hell. Yes.

My day is complete.

Boots. Are. Cool. My New Happy Place is Peanut Blossom Cookies and boots.

Also, happiness can also be classified as falling desperately in love with your favorite hot chocolate recipe all over again.

And manipulating an *entire office* into group participation in the Second Annual Cookie Exchange? I *so* managed. Anime eyes *works*. So does whining. And sometimes, if necessary, blackmail.

People, if I start walking on water, it will *so* not surprise me.

I need to snippet something. No, not Flower Child Lex either, though I don't think I can die happy without a story that involves Nifra's classic concept of Lex in a unbleached wheat robe telling his father he needs to mellow out. While playing a guitar. And singing.

THAT could only add to the joy.

*bliss*
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From: [identity profile] nifra-idril.livejournal.com Date: 2004-12-07 07:44 pm (UTC)
"Dad, how about you and I have a sharing time every day? Just to get things off our chest? Holding in aggressions and negative emotions can totally block your the flow of chi through your body, and cause imbalances in your chakras, and I'm just saying your heart chakra can't be doing too well if your face can turn that color," Lex said as he tuned his guitar, sitting cross legged on the floor in front of LuthorCorp, a cardboard propped up against his knee.

NO MORE ANIMAL TESTING it demanded, adding persuasively, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MONKEY IN A PREVIOIUS LIFE!! .

Lionel, instead of responding, foamed at the mouth and then stalked off, leaving Lex to sing "Alice's Restaurant" tunelessly.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2004-12-07 08:12 pm (UTC)
*contentment*

This would be an excelletn AU. Particulary the Luthor Manor Garage Sale, where Lex sells off everything from the middle of the lawn to help build more buildings to house free-range sheep.

From: [identity profile] lyra-sena.livejournal.com Date: 2004-12-07 08:44 pm (UTC)
*cracks up* All Lex needs is a wreath of wildflowers adorning his bald head.

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