seperis | May. 19th, 2009

May. 19th, 2009

It's not--necessarily--that I need a day devoted to antisocialism (no, not the political movement). It's just--I feel the need to point out that vocal inflections of pirates get a day, but rampant dislike of human contact does not. Granted, these are not similar and it's kind of a ludicrous argument, but think symbolically. Pirates should not get days antisocial people do not. Happy people get these days, and seriously, do happy people need another reason to be "happy"?

Here are things I would do if I had such a day.

1.) Abruptly stop speaking mid-sentence, then leave.
2.) Abruptly leave while someone else is mid-sentence.
3.) Make cupcakes.
4.) Hum comfortably to Theory of a Deadman while playing sudoku on my phone outside.

It's not that I don't do these things already. I just want legitimization and a party, really. A very strange party, with very little socialization but a high proportion of sugar and default wireless internet.

Actually, this wouldn't be strange so much as ideal.

Note:

My thegateway email is down, down, down. I have no access. The access is gone. If you emailed me or need to reach me, seperis at gmail.

Miss Porcupine--your response email is in there; sorry for the delay. I ended up doing a full re-read. I'll send my comments as soon as it returns.

So every day is WiP Amnesty Day. Or so I tell myself. I have come to the (mostly) reluctant conclusion that I will never finish these, and that two will let me test the post limits in dreamwidth.

I kind of want to create a tag in honor, called ghosts of failures past. But eh.

Title: Like a Metaphor
Author:Seperis
Codes: Dean, Castiel, Dean/Castiel, Dean/Other
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: through 4.10 season four
Summary: This is Dean's myth.

ETA: Holy God, 42,000 words posted in one entry. It's like Christmas.

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( wip: like a metaphor )

WIP Amnesty. This is the SGA Vampire AU. Yes, this hurts me, too.

Title: Running on Empty
Author: seperis
Codes: McKay, Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17

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( wip: running on empty )

Title: That Which You Call
Author: Seperis
Codes: Dean, Sam, Ruby, Castiel, Uriel
Rating: R

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( wip: that which you call )

Title: The Storyteller
Author: Seperis
Codes: John Sheppard, etc.
Rating: PG-13

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( wip: the storyteller )

...and possibly, checking posting limits on Dreamwidth. They are, btw, quite high.

WIP Amnesty

Like a Metaphor, SPN, Dean/Castiel, Castiel/other; bent reality, the opposite of evil, and ocean with no memory.

Running on Empty SGA, John/Rodney, others, the vampire AU. I hate myself for not finishing this.

That Which You Call, SPN, Dean, Sam, Ruby, Castiel, Uriel; this was totally going to be Revenge on a Roadtrip. Totally did not happen.

The Storyteller, SGA, John Sheppard; no idea, really, but it seems neat.

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If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

May. 19th, 2009

cupcakes. delicious, delicious cupcakes

urgh

wip amnesty: like a metaphor, spn, Dean/Castiel

wip amnesty: running on empty, sga, John/Rodney

wip amnesty: that which you call, spn, and the storyteller, sga

so today is my wip amnesty day

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