seperis | Dec. 2nd, 2006

I was staring blankly at the new meme going around--prove your existence! Which you know, would be awesome except I end up friending whoever I meet personally, so that when I finally decide that my fatal illness (still picking one) finally sees me crossing over to the Other Side, they can be easily bribed into silence with a single locked lj post. It's just messy otherwise.

Plus, these people have met me, sure, but can we really count it when there was a.) alcohol involved b.) bondage tape involved c.) vicodin involved or d.) boots involved? So I split up the categories and you can see which one looks the most legitimate.*

*some people qualify in several categories

People I Have Gotten Lost In Major Cities With (Multiple Times):
( cities! )
People I Have Gotten Lost In (a) Major City, Foreign Country, and or Wal-Mart Parking Lot With (One Time):
( one city! )
People Who Maybe I Drank Really Awesome Alcohol Around In Random Rooms With (memory may vary):
( alcohol! )
People Who Smoked With Me and Explained Vidding in Layman's Terms:
( smoking! )
People I Saw Across the Room and Said OH MY GOD THAT IS THEM and Then We Said Hi and Oh My God Best Day Ever:
( room! )
People I Watched Alexander With and Realized There Was No Meaning In Life When a Movie That Bad Could Be Made:
( alexander! )
People Where There Was Food Involved:
( food! )
People Where There Was Badfic Involved:
( badfic! )
Okay, but the thing is? I'm just not convinced of certain other people's existence here. So here is my list of people ~~I really want to meet~~ that I WILL CALL SOCKPUPPET ONE DAY, you know, eventually, whatever.

thete1

buggery

spike21

flambeau

adannu

basingstoke

out_there

thefourthvine

eleveninches

ltlj

koimistress

trobadora

mecurtin

julad

jacquez

malkingrey

hecateshound

researchgrrrl

You? ARE ALL ON NOTICE.*

*I accept small denomination 'gifts' in exchange for removing you from the SUSPECTED SOCKPUPPET LIST as giving me money for an LCD 42" TV (ALSO ON MY WISHLIST OMG) is considered validity of your existence. Send C/O

svmadelyn.

I have done my fannish duty.

Also, God, LJ, STOP ERRORING OUT OKAY? And whoever sent the lj shamrock? THANK YOU!

*edited to add cuts cause man, this was long.

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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
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-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
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AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
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