seperis | May. 9th, 2003

Child became nauseous last night. Please, please don't ask abut the bathroom at four this morning, kay? I'm trying to block it out. So. Child and jenn home for the day.

My trainer is going to be very, very unimpressed. *sighs*

And hi to new LJ friends! *waves*

In other news.

Dental appointment on Wednesday. In which my dentist will be making derogatory comments about my teeth to all he sees. Hell, I would. Damn stupid teeth.

Answered comments. I am happy about this. Caught up, even.

Recs

Safe by Elizabeth. The author of the unforgettable (I) Forget, the single creepiest Lex fic in creation, this one introduces Supergirl and yes, it's creepy and sad and disturbing and strangely hot. Read now. Now nownownownow.

Getting Into the Swing of Things by Karen Colohan. Hot PWP hammocky things. Oh yes. Delicious. *fanning self*

Burned by Karen Colohan. And another hot one. Clark is sweetly and concernedly and determinedly Clark, trying to bring back Lex from all that nasty non-passion. And well, hot. Yes.

Choices by rosees. OOh. Mean and hot and strangely believable. At least, now the last few eps make SENSE. A lovely and hot and bittersweet moment in a Ferrari.

One of These Days by chelle. Helen's life as Lex's wife. I can see this. Wonderful view of Helen and her ability to be completely blind to what she doesn't want to see. Or believe.

Kryptobiology by meret. Oh. My. God. I haven't laughed this hard in SO damn long! *still choking* Read it and simply love. Love love love!

I am full of the love today. More later as I am catching up on my reading now.

Places to Go

selling_out - where Jessica and Co are writing so much good Indy!Verse Clark it is just unreal. If you aren't reading it, you SHOULD be. Happiness! Also, that rare animal, a likeable, in-character Clark. Lovely.

latxcvi is taking about courtesey in spoilers here. Very highly suggested reading. As someone who is militantly anti-spoiler, but perfectly willing to let everyoen spoil themselves silly, it was a very balanced post. Besides, I've finally--FINALLY!--worked out who and who doesn't get spoiled, so as to very very carefully skim their LJs before reading, just to be safe.

Other Things

Being home, and bored, and kinda sad, because I LIKE work, I am contemplating how I need something to do. Three WiPs are posted and out of the way. Webpage updated. Working on Jessica's Indyverse page, but I need a few more pics to play with. Generally annoying myself with my lack of ability to be entertaining.

( blah blah blah )

Anyone doing anything interesting? *hopeful* I'm stuck at home and I am bored. Bored, bored, bored. Fic, links, anything. ANYTHING here, people.

And if you're really, really bored, email me, as I have this really--well, it's a stupid story idea, but unfortunately, not one I can manage to just, you know, stop writing on. Would like someone's opinion that has never seen it before and never heard about it. *sighs* And yes, before you ask, it looks kind of long. But! Not futurefic. Had no idea current SV would make me want to write if it didn't involve dirtywrongLucasincest.

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If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

May. 9th, 2003

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