seperis | May. 2nd, 2003

This is SV related and something I pondered while watching Witness. This could be a sign that I am WAY to damn into my fandom.

It used to be, when Clark did something stupid/oblivious/ridiculous/moronic/etc, I would think, oh Clark, you dumbass. Blah blah blahty-blah blah. See the diary for the Jenn's Anti-Clark stand back in April-May last year. Not pretty, but man, did I get energetic.

Anyway.

Now, I think, oh Clark, you have ANY idea what

rageprufrock is going to DO to you when the show's over? Did you NOT read Barnstorming? Oh God, you are so doomed.

Yep.

Other strange thoughts.

Jonathan, being dumb -- I wonder how

liviapenn will defend *that*. *sticks out tongue at Livia*

Lex, being manipulative --

latxcvi and

harriet_spy are so going to kick your ass in reviews, baby. Watch out.

Lana, being herself -- You do know that half my fandom is going to KILL you tonight, right? Step AWAY from Clark now.

Helen, appearing or mentioned -- You do know that half my fandom is going to KILL you tonight or sell you to Lionel, right? Just wait.

Lionel and Lex in the same scene -- Mm. Flood of bad incestfic. Must take precautions. Hiding is good.

MotW -- I wonder who will assign the coolest pet name?

I--get like this sometimes. *worried*

I probably need more sleep or some anti-psychotics to ease me through this, but it does amuse.

Speaking of amusing and pleasing and all KINDS of good things.

rageprufrock made a KICK ASS cover for Three Impossible Things! Yay! Yayayayay! It is SO cool! *huggles Pru* You rocketh, honey. So good. So very, very good.

( new pic )

Anyway. Two non-insta!recs, but stories I really, really loved.

Not to Be by joyfulgirl. Fabulously written, intersting five premises, and five REALLY good AUs. I can't even decide which one I like best.

Salvage by

rageprufrock I'd love to discuss this one with someone, because I really loved the sheer hopelessness going on--or the very light traces of future-riftness and hurtiness. Beautiful.

Still moody, so hieing myself off before I whine. Contemplate my fingernails, perhaps. Make the "you knwo you've been reading WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH Clark/Lex slash" list that starts with "if you go to work and giggle every time someone mentions liking bottled water, seriously, you have gone over the edge."

Which I am totally okay with.

Will get caught up on comments soon, I swear. I am sickeningly behind, but on the other hand, I got my first paycheck yesterday! Whoo hoo!

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. -- Unknown, on feedback
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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
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May. 2nd, 2003

very worried about the entire sanity issue

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