seperis | Jan. 19th, 2003

*blinks at sunlight*

So, I'm free of my little CLex cave of plotty weirdness. I noticed that, in fact, there IS a sun out there. And a world. Huh. Who knew?

First:

Slashing the Slashers Homepage. Some beautiful stories by a variety of writers and ABOUT a variety of writers. The one featuring me and

bonibaru, is called Red and Tan by Valancy. I haven't made my way through all the stories yet--I've read exactly five, but

grrleloquence,

pearl_o,

bonibaru,

slodwick,

rosenho,

witchqueen,

plum_evil,

celli,

isilya, and

molly36 are among the SV fans who participated and have stories up as of right now. *grins* Read all and enjoy. *nudges

buggery* And you, dearest?

This was, quite frankly, the weirdest thing I've ever written, but

stubbleglitter and

hetrez liked the one I wrote for them, so at least I didn't make a complete mess of it.

I'm staring at my friends list vaguely, thinking, huh. I should catch up. *blinks* Maybe not....

Recs

WiP by

thehoyden, which is SO damn cute I giggled hysterically ALL through it. Picked up the rec from

rhiannonhero (thank you chica). The snowmen cookies are INSPIRED. And also? Funny.

Nasty by Roses. In which something disgusting is made--hot. God, how the HELL did you DO that? *g* Read it. Be--very impressed. Hot story.

Breakfast at Tiffany's by zahra. Written for

happyminion's birthday, and a lovely fic-gift it is. Clark has something to get DONE. And Tiffany's isnt' open. And tha's just the beginning. *sigh* So. Much. Fun.

Say a Little Prayer by

slodwick and Scrunchy. Um. Well. *blinks* It's like. *thinks* I dno't want to spoil this. Frankly, I'm not sure HOW to. But read it. Dear GOD. I knew I shouldn't laugh, but I HAD to. It's--*giggles*. So weird. Read now.

Veto the Day by

thehoyden Oh man, I had fun with this one. Cute and funny and with soup! SOUP! I could seriously fall for this author BIG time.

And I still have a scary number of fics in my to-read folder. *looks at it* This makes me happy.

Two pages of Human!Clark (I really don't think of it by its title either. Very odd) is beta'ed. Two pages. Oh yes, look at ME move at the speed of light. Slow light. Slow, slow drunk light.

*sighs*

musesfool has issued a new challenge, the We Invented the Remix...Redux Multifandom Fanfic Challenge. It's--very cool. Go sign up! I'm seriously looking forward to this one.

Okay, off to do some serious catching up. Or at least pretend to. And make cookies, because I'm hungry and there aren't any Girl Scouts around to buy from. I need Thin Mints, dammit.

Quotes

If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

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